HEY EVERYBODY IM CHINEEEEEE

HEY EVERYBODY IM CHINEEEEEE

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lmao

BASED KRUSTY

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HEY EVERYBODY I'M CHI-SNEEEEEEED

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chinks get butthurt so easily, its fun to troll them

DIS IS HOW I FEERL INSHIDE!

haha he said faggots

Dave and Cliff vs the entire Asiatic population of Earth throughout history.
How fast do Dave and Cliff win?

>Hey, I'm Korean! Do I look Chinese to you?
>Yes, motherfucker you do. That's why I said it.

Chappelle was always like this.

DAVVVUUUU NOOOOOO PREEEASE!

NOOOO DAVUUU PREEEEESE

His racism was accidental. The given example in the joke is a perfect parallel of transgenderism and is hilarious.

I thought it was supposed to be a double layered joke. He’s making fun of the idea of being transgender while also mocking exaggerated Asian stereotypes.

It's not Asians that are mad--it's ugly white and black women.

How would Dave respond to blackface?

This guy sounds like a FAGGOT

He probably wouldn't give a fuck actually.
Dave was always based. So glad he didn't sellout.
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He's drawing a parallel between exaggerated asian stereotypes in his transracial gag and exaggerated valley basic bitch stereotypes that trannies resort to when they decide they're a woman. His "I'M CHINESE" shtick is just as authentically chinese as a trannie that talks with a lisp and falsetto's their voice, adopts a stripper name, and has preteen taste in clothing is authentically female. Also the rhyming scheme on the sign implies it used to be called Chuck's Fuck and Suck.

he's right, though

Now that's a stretch

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It's really not. The writer said it himself.

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Got about as far as him saying 'our movement' before I cringed out of there so I have no clue what the FAGGOT said. And, frankly, I don't think you should be shilling his videos.

its insane how much anti-asian shit is happening in the media

Tell Xi Jingpoo this isn't a ChiNazi propaganda dumping ground.

You mean incidental. Nothing about the joke is accidental.

How is it a stretch? It seems pretty fucking obvious.

This is immediately what I thought of

Based Chappele

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it's true
all of it

>lol white fragility
>what? ching chong...? wait a minute... are they making fun of ME?
>...
>its insane how much anti-asian shit is happening in the media

HERRO RARA

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LMAO

Death of the Author, clearly the joke is that Chuck's Feed and Seed is quite a poor title compared to the current one, and is therefore quite ironic it didn't rhyme until the Sneed took over.

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My wife? She's Asian
My nuts? they're caged

You know that Dave's wife is asian, right? He's not racist against asian people.

My wife's black and I still hate niggers

stfu chink

Go to sleep Bill

Agreed with There's redpilled and then there's retard pilled

Time to give up the war racism Dave. You dumb

AAAAAAAA SAVE ME BRADDU PITTERU

Thanks for getting Chappelle's Show cancelled. Your next standup better be worth it.

>*tink tink tink*
>FUCK TRANNIES
Geez David it's just Yea Forums memes

This bit is seriously the greatest comedy bit I've seen in the last 10 years. It's brave as fuck, smart as fuck, and hilarious.

I used to think Dave was sort of overrated, but with this new special he pretty much ascended to COMEDY GOD status

>Also the rhyming scheme on the sign implies it used to be called Chuck's Fuck and Suck.
Are you sure?

good special fuck the haters

>I had to meet with her because in one of my sketches I said the word...... FAGGOT!!!

The way he yells the word faggot the two times he uses it in this special is one of the funniest things about it. It's such a small thing but the frustration he conveys with it perfectly encapsulates the ridiculousness of this faggot society.

I had to look up what falsetto was because I'm a dumbass, but goddamn that is exactly what they do

Just wait until Shang-Chi, my friend.

You get a lot of transwomen who just seem like outright parodies of women. Like literally all they know about women is from stereotypes and male fantasies.

It's fucking incredible to me that this even has to be explained. As if Dave fuckin Chappelle would include a joke in his special that boiled down to nothing more than an overdone Chinese stereotype. He's OBVIOUSLY making a way bigger point about trannies with the joke.

AH FRAPPA DA DICKEY

Kinda fizzled out after the first half. Don't get me wrong, I loved it and I love Chapelle but it's a sign of progress not officially kino.

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You shouldn't hate your stepson's father.

That was a genuinely amusing sketch, thanks bro.

Everyone overlooks the kino gun part.

i take the bait, you are an idiot because that is literally the fucking joke

based and factpilled

He wasn't even making fun of trannies he just said it was as confusing as him acting Chinese

how long ago was this? he'd get crucified today

>Juicy Smoolyay

Trannies are literally just larping caricatures.
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your kids definetaly are dave

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>look at the rotten tomato reviewers
>they wuz literally kangs.

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Chapelle would be so much better if he didn't go with the mega lazy white and black people -stuff every time. Although to be fair that's what every single black comedian does.

>But Dave, you cant say FAGGOT because you arent gay
>But I'm not a nigger either

Gold

what did he mean by that? he is a nigger

You better watch some Chris Rock to learn the difference.

RICED

That's not a stretch. It's literally how the joke is: Chappelle says it's fucked up for trannies to pretend to be women and actually offensive, then says "hey what if I said I was born as a Chinese man but in the same body I have now" then does the racist stereotype caricature.

How do you know she has a kid?

> Calls himself and others nigger casually

I think it is because they are still in the male mindset when it comes to grooming.
>Wake up
>Go to bathroom have piss
>Put wig on and lipstick
>FUCK IT THAT WILL DO I R WOMAN NOW BIGOTS
Then they come out looking like a rouged up baboon. Women spend hours in that bathroom.
They think all women speak like the bitch from Legally Blonde. Some do try to mix it up by imitating the black woman talk but is still stupid and creepy sounding
>Uhhum systa
That mixed with the autism(Most trannys you see are massive spergs and it is the more probable explanation as to why they troon out) pitch voice they have just makes it seem so fake and unnatural

sneedese

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed.
The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck."

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I rewound that part like five times. I don't know how one joke can be so layered, but man that shit was hilarious.

Funniest shit I’ve seen in years.

LMFAO

Hoes mad. I loves this special.

AH AH AH AAAAH. FOGGOAT NEEGAH!

Nailed it. Based user.

I closed it half way through as I was getting bored out of my mind. I think I giggled maybe once or twice. I felt like it was being """controversial""" for the sake of it and humor felt very surface level.

ZIP

The entire portion of the trespassing story and him commenting on the Ohio drug problem was the peak of the special for me.

Only white people got mad at this

Formerly American

based

It is kind of funny how it parallels the crack epidemic in some ways, though I take issue with the "Just Say No" aspect of it. Crack wasn't being distributed by medical professionals.

I still miss that show

How close to legendary GOAT status for DC? I mean, who's better today? No one. But vs. the greats? I think he definitely belongs on the list, and hes getting close to the top.

>Crack wasn't being distributed by medical professionals.
Different professionals.
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well memed my friend, well memed indeed

who honestly laughed at this?

Everyone but you, apparently.

the whole special was pretty much Dave telling people to stop being fucking insane, and he's right, so naturally the insane people are having their typical OMG CANCELLLED reaction. Fuck them. Dave rules

GTFO, the last joke was the best part.

Nigga and nigger are different

Fucking 8gag tourosts
>hurr hes black so its bad automatically
We get it youre racist like the rest of us, only you have no personality so you dial it to 11. Dave still has more money and pussy than you

Yo where can I streamwatch this?

Reading comments I think 2003?

Hi underage

SEETHING

>HEY ERRYBODY IM CHINEESE I NEVER HAD SEX AND MY SISTERS BOYFRIEND IS WHITE
did Dave go to far with that one?

The whole thing was unfunny.

Do you know how I know you're a white millennial faggot?

HOWEVER

Peak Chappelle is funny. This new special is just some boomer ranting with attack-helicopter tier jokes. Like fuck, the whole thing about jussie is full of ice-cold takes.

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It was just called "Chuck's" it literally says so on the sign.

>that moment when he said faggot with such intensity and hate in his voice

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what the fuck is this autism

>namefag is actually insane
how surprising...

Was it autism?

remember when brad pitt beat up bruce lee

Thank you harrison

It isn't anything that hasn't been said on the internet for years.

Can someone explain why critics are giving him 0s when his audience score and most of the internet fan reactions are hugely positive?

"critics" are mostly paid by the article poverty people that hang out on twitter all day

Yes but chapelle isnt connected to the murder of 51 muslims

you know things are getting bad when even niggers cant be politically incorrect anymore.

I'm Asian and I understood the joke and thought it was funny. A dude born and raised in China magically being in a black American's body would be hilarious, Dave is still based after all these years

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SJWs run the media