Drug deal scene

Good!

>Scary cartel guy cuts package with giant Bowie knife and tastes it.

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Its a pretty played out quote.

>"how do i know you're not a cop"
>"bruh weed is legal now"

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You still go to jail for selling it unless you are a corperation

>"you got the sneed?"

That's cop lingo pal

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>any high school movie ever
>there’s always that one scene where the alpha/jock/Chad gets le pwned in front of the entire school

>guy cuts slit in cocaine brick
>tastes it

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I love the taste of cocaine

I live in DC, nothing here is close to pure and it's all ass and tastes like salt. Fuck cocaine, I'd rather get something you can't fake.

Just imagine Columbian cocaine and how good nummies would be.

>store scene
>"you got the seed?"
>"you got the feed?"

>character discovers something amazing
>leaves to get someone else
>returns and it's all gone - empty room

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Does it come in a chunk or all powdery? Seems like its always good when its a little block

if you got the feed and seed

Tasting cocaine is a perfectly legitimate way to test cocaine that can’t easily be faked, at least not by niggers trying to cut it with baby powder. Problem is that if you live in a city where the only option is shitty cocaine you can’t tell who’s trying to rip you off and who’s just selling shitty cocaine because that’s all there is.

When I was younger this scene really skewed my perception of how hard liquor effects you.
youtube.com/watch?v=yUAueFkVYvA

What's it even supposed to taste like?

Gasoline sort of.

dubs of sneed

Fuck. Can’t believe that reply got quints. Sorry guys.

It’s more the numbing effect that the taste. Guy that said gasoline doesn’t know shit. It smells like it so people assume it tastes like it but gasoline is fucking rancid. Fairly pure stuff has an obvious effect but I’ve also had some that did nothing yet with enough of it I still had a good time so I wouldn’t pull a glock out just cause it doesn’t numb you. It’s a matter of what you’re willing to settle for and how much you know the guy.

>quints
Uh...

From what little I remember, it has a very slight hint of banana.

> opens briefcase
> briefcases still exist in 2019
> briefcase filled exactly precisely with bills that fit perfectly

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Quads. I’ve been drinking. Checked.

Why, you're correct about gasoline taste.

Nah dude its supppsed to numb you. The best is when you catch the drip and your numb above the shoulders

Reminder that the numbing effect is a marker of good cocaine.

All the grade A cocaine pharmacies keep locked up is supposed to be used as an emergency vasoconstrictor AND analgesic in situations of extreme bleeding and pain. Also the Mayans used coca leaves to numb their mouths and induce appetite suppression.

t. nerdy, antisocial NEET

>they face the social consequences instead

absolute kino

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=wzKMwp8KENo

This is the one post on 4channel without any doubt I can guarantee is from a incel

>there exists a machine whose sole purpose is to check the purity of meth
96%!

Why is that anyway? I know it’s a sign of quality but never actually looked into it.

That other guy seems to know more. I've actually been clean for almost two years now so forgot about the numbing. It does smell like it because of the refining process, which is atrocious for the environment. Watch the special with that hells kitchen guy learning how it's done. Even when I was a cokehead I felt bad about that and the social cost...until that first bump.

What are you nah’ing about? I said the point of tasting it was for the numbing effect not the taste. I just added that if you’re willing to settle for cheaper shit, which honestly everyone not in a big city has to do, it may not numb you at all. Also, if it numbs you too much it can be a sign of it being cut with something as well.

>movie or tv series about young rebellious party goers
>they take pills of e/mdma or speed on their tongue and swallow it like it tastes good
>don't immediately gag or rush to wash down the taste with water or soda

True. That shit is gross. Pretty much worse than kratom.

Dumb fucking retard, drinking and drugs saved my life. You have to at least drink or maybe smoke every now and then if you want to get anywhere socially. Leave your fucking basement right now or you'll be trapped there forever.

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it just tastes like spicy salt

Don’t try to advertise your shitty cocaine

Stuff i got a few times tastes like dead dog scrotum

Hey, Denny.

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you don't even know what antisocial means beta

except that's never how it goes

youtube.com/watch?v=l9_zMAJtNJE

>high school movie
>actors are 25 to 35 years old

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If it's pure cocaine, you'll know in a instant... unlike cut-down shit you sometimes get.

what money

Nothing is worse than kratom specially because there’s so much of it.

Try piracetam

Fuck off joe. No one wants your placebo shit. Can’t even believe I fell for the “kratom is just like opioids” fake warnings

I know i was taking it for probation but it builds tolerance super quick and gives me mood swings. Someone gave me a few pounds for free cuz of that very reason and i gave it away a month later.

>in college
>buy pot from some high school retard
>right after I buy get a phone call
>muffled yells and screams
>calls me an hour later saying he was robbed and implies it was my fault
>tell him to fuck off
lmao at people stupid enough to risk their future selling drugs

Numbing is no indicator of quality, it could easily just mean it's cut with anbesol.

Fuck all brands of kratom

kratom is shit

1. We’re talking about tastes.
2. Nootropics have been around since the 70s.

But thanks for showing us how in with the hip crowd you are.

Piracetam has nothing to do with kratom

Ok cocaine enthusiasts. I’ve never tried it and am curious how long it lasts. I’ve heard that to maintain a high you have to do a bump every 20 minutes or so. Does it really wear off that fast?

For me, it's psychedelics.

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pure kino

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Denial the post
Oddly specific

Salty milk and coins

Only if it isnt good. I did two lines the other day after not doing it in a while i was high for hours.

15 minute or so but you can prolong it with alcohol with the downside that you’ve made the cocaine into cocaethylene which is way worse for your heart. Either way it’s more about celebratory highs like champagne.

You really only do a coke binge around the first time you try it since you get excited. Everyone goes through the phase where they do cocaine for like a week straight without sleeping. However only retards stay in it.

>How's the audience supposed to know he's the bad guy?
>I know, we'll have him beat one of his subordinates to death
>Genius!

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You must take small bumps

Snake oil has been around a lot longer than that buddy.

Name 4

>Suuuure I have de stuff.
>I don’t have it with me right now.
>But I have it close by.

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That’s the average high length for a person age 25-35 of average BMI

>couple hours if good
>about fifteen minutes without alcohol
Well Thanks for the replys. Like anything else it probably depends on the person and definitely the quality. I got addicted to weed because it energized me and help me get shit done. I sure as hell won’t be trying cocaine to find out my specific tolerance. With my addictive personality I’ll be sucking cock behind dumpsters in no time.

Sure but they don’t use snake oil in treating Alzheimer’s patients.

>accomplice turns up tv to cover sound of chainsaw in hotel room

Youll get way more shit done in coke lol

I believe it. That’s why I sure as hell won’t be trying it.

>hector the toad
>doesnt even look like a toad

What did his nickname imply?

>drug deal
>were you followed?

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>is that a chainsaw meng?

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Yes they literally do. Every modern snake oil begins with some dumb history of ancient people’s using it for all sorts of health effects. At lest those people had the excuse of not having the internet or any education/no knowledge existing during their time. You’re just a retard.

Its cool over all i prefer weed. I quit doing coke years ago. Mostly. Heroin is the best. Ive also mixed the two together with booze and passed out at the top of some stairs and i passed out for 3 days with my eyes open

>when female characters talk about literally anything but boys

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The reason people use 100s rather than 1s for Cocaine isn't just the status. Dollar bills are fucking disgusting.

>*THWACK*

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What did they mean by this?

DUDE

>opening credit scene
>fart sound timed with character waking up
>character takes a shower
>'OHHH WE'VE GOT A LIVE ONE HERE
CHARLES P BLOOPINTON WAS JUST A NORMAL GUY
>dog puts hands over it's eyes with stock whining sound
>opan gangnam style plays
>guys all sit round a table
>so you in?
>oh i'm all in ;)
>dance scene plays
>guy evil sceintist 'WHOO LET THE DOGS OUT
>(dog eating homework) Awww man!
i donT GFIVE A DAMN ABOUT MY BAD REDPUTATION!!

>be me
>fat kid in high school
>waiting for the bus home
>two kids i've never met hide behind my body in order to do a drug deal

Are you having a stroke?

Nigga, that wasn’t just weed...

As someone that's never done drugs, I've never understood how you find dealers

Say one of you druggie fucks move to a new city and want some coke or hard shit like crack. How so you go about finding a dealer?

Kek

Lord of War
Limitless
Pulp Fiction
Wolf of Wallstreet

lmao

You walk up to the first black person you see on the streets and ask him for some.

Make friends who do drugs and use their plugs or just walk down the street dependingbin where you live. Ive been offered yae by a stranger just walking.

You just come across them, especially if you're friends with or around people that do drugs. My friend's brother was a weed dealer and gave me sick deals. He stopped when they legalized it. A friend of a friend sells me psychedelics and other stuff.

The expensive but perhaps safest way is via strippers.

youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

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Thanks I'll check them out.

The best way is actually cheap hookers. Yes, they have to be cheap.

Just a few hours ago I watched on youtube the GTA V cutscene where Trevor, Franklin and Lamar go for a brick of cocaine.

>battle bout to happen
>"look alive guys!"

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