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Lady of the Rings (2021)
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Ayden Foster
>white people
Are you some racist OP?
Joshua Martin
Poppy Drayton as Denethor
Evan Price
No more than you are thinking there's something wrong with an all-white cast if the creators want it. If that dumb nigger can purposefully cast no white people, so can anyone cast all-whatever.
Eli Reyes
Too white, at least ass a couple of Asian and mulatto's.
Nathan Lee
Why do Black people so obsessed with European novels and tails? Do they have got their own? No one asks to make Zulu tribes multiracial.
Xavier Sanchez
Ummmm sweaty white people enjoy systemic privilege while minorities are systematically oppressed and that's why all-white casts are oppressive and problematic while no white people casts are revolutionary and progressive
Robert Harris
He said no white men, women are fine.
Gabriel Diaz
Only if they're being blacked by black cock
Jayden Harris
>Debicki as Galadriel
this is objectively correct
Dylan Hughes
Spread your progressive religion somewhere else
Wyatt Campbell
>Not having Cate reprise her role
C'mon man she should be Gandalf at the least
Nathaniel Foster
I hate how much I can picture this
and how well it all fits
Jace Morales
>not having the literal living elf
Carter James
drop that ugly Daisy Taylor hag and you're golden
Justin Hall
With Sasha Grey as Sauron.
And you figure society owes black people something because of it? Wake the fuck up. Nobody is going to give anyone anything becuase of their skin colour or your sexual orientation. The only reason Hollywood is pushing that is because there is profit in it, and i am not talking about just money. They literally can release terrible movies (that save in production times, art and whatnot) without ever taking any heat for it because a movie with black people and women in it can´t be criticized anymore and can´t possibly be bad. People that don´t like WW or Captain Marvel are obviously biggots or incels even if they like stuff like Terminator or Alien.
Your focus of putting the political message on the text and above the plot is killing the entertainment industry.
Andrew Phillips
Saoirse is no elf, she is a vampire.
Joshua Garcia
Too many blondes wtf
Grayson Price
>Chloë as Gimli
Have a (you).
Jackson Bailey
Nicholas Perez
So many big names you'd think "oh man this would never happen because it would be expensive" when in reality it would cost upwards of 5 million combined for everyone.
Parker Cruz
>Don't you leave her Samwise Gamgee and I don't mean to. I don't mean to.
>Oh Sam.
Joshua Garcia
Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.
Jonathan Murphy
Sir, this is racist. Cool it with your white-ableism.
Samuel Nelson
>tfw daisy tailor has already hit the tranny wall and is busted
Feels bad man
Jayden Wilson
I wish this were real
Ayden Hernandez
I dont care if youre a tripfag, that collection is based and redpilled.
Lincoln Fisher
What was her gift?
I asked her for one hair from her golden head. She gave me three.
Kayden Bailey
Ahh ha ha ha....you have no power here, Galdalfina the Roast!!!
Nathan Johnson
>Gondor has no Queen. Gondor needs no Queen.
Jaxon Morgan
Cara a cute
Luis Lewis
>Anyways you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission. Quest. Thing.
>Well that rules you out Pip.
Jonathan Brown
>>If I go — Théoden dies
Easton Turner
Remember today, little sister.
Brayden Miller
>I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
So do all who live to see such times but that is not for them to decide. All you have to decide, is what to do with the time that is given to you.
Kayden Price
>imagine taking the time to put this faggot "troll" post together
kys
James Garcia
it's just some pictures there's no need to take it so personally mate.
Tyler Howard
why is that image nearly 4 fucking MB?
jesus fucking christ
Connor Gutierrez
lilli as the voice of smaug
Sebastian Diaz
>Eva Green as Saruman
The scene where she tortured Gandalf she’s shirtless the whole time
Leo Rivera
Lena dunham as shelob
Jacob Nguyen
Rosie Cotton. Dancing. With Ribbons in her hair. If ever I was to marry someone, it would've been her. It would have been her.
Sebastian Jenkins
I just want a film with good looking actresses, as epic as Jackson's trilogy
Ethan Wilson
if minorities were so fucking great, they wouldn't be minorities, and would be white aryans.
Elijah Watson
You cannot give me this.
It is mine to give to whom I will. Like my heart.
William Diaz
it's actually a zipped file full of cp
William Jenkins
Gavin Cook
>Whether by the sword of the slow decay of time Aragorn will die.
Wyatt Anderson
>Cast it into the fire!
>Destroy it
>No.
Joshua Young
Why such an uggo for Aragorn? Viggo was hot af
Xavier Myers
ISILDUR!
in the books he's ugly there is an entire poem about it. 'All that is gold does not glitter' is about Aragorn.
Noah Long
Pretty sure that doesnt mean hes ugly
Hes rough
And seduces elf maidens
Dylan Diaz
It depends what you call attractive. He didn't go around banging elves and Arwen fell in love with him.
Nolan Harris
>One does not simply walk into Mordor.
Ryder Gutierrez
btw who the hell is daisy taylor?
Hudson Campbell
>and tails
furry piece of shit
Chase James
>I am no girl!
Ian Johnson
no idea, but her ugly mug pretty much ruins the whole thing
Ryder Lee
Daniel Martinez
is this true? all this time this thread has been nothing but thinly veiled tranny propaganda?
Eli Wilson
Third row, far right is a dude isn't it?
Jeremiah Diaz
nah >she just had a dumb haircut
chanel santini is done out here though
Lucas Barnes
unironically would watch and enjoy
You know you could just deep fake the shit out of this and make this happen for realz in just a few months for no money
get to work morty
Angel Thomas
>Amy Schumer as Mumakil
Ryder Phillips
Oh shit. CyberPUNKs RISE UP
Ayden Hernandez
doubt it. famous trannys are likely to have at least attractive facial features, because they can't have anything else similar to a real woman
Hunter Edwards
oh I forgot about the man voices,you'd have to get female voice actors but that could just be anyone it doesn't have to be the real actresses so that could be done for next to nothing
Luke Perez
I guess it will be possible to emulate it easily
Brandon Allen
>tfw we will never see The Last Ringbearer made into a huge budget movie.
Isaiah Hughes
>tfw one day soon people will make their own movies using this tech and everyone in hollywood will become unemployed
excellent
Benjamin Campbell
Lowkey kino list. Canonically female characters should be made male tho.
Evan Rogers
underrated post
Samuel Reed
I don't know why but imagining chloe moretz as Gimli is very fucking funny to me
Aaron Edwards
that will be a great day. all the weird books that could never be made before because they were too obscure, will get a movie.
Jace Harris
training those things requires a big amount of high quality, classified data which is very hard to find
since hollywood already made illegal posting deepfakes and msm is campaigning to make them immoral and creepy, i doubt we'll ever have that power
Evan Cox
>I would stay still if I were you.
Alison Brie as Gríma btw
Josiah Mitchell
Boxxy is an autistic CUNT.
Worst emo ever.
Dominic Lee
if it exists people will use it regardless of the law. which is why piracy exists and always will no matter how difficult people try to make it. even if it goes back to vhs taping on a tv and copying that tape then handing it to your friend.
Gabriel Hernandez
>wh*toid actresses
PASS
Juan Cooper
Landon Morales
WTF I'm triggered now
I'm not even Asian you fucking cumskin schizo
Bentley Jones
>Too long have you watched my sister. Too long have you haunted her steps.
James Perry
Mmmm, not asian or white, so i'm going to make a guess.
American?
Elijah Edwards
#Freeaztlan
Ryder Robinson
Mason Wood
rolling
Wyatt Gutierrez
>We must join with her, Gandalf.
>Tell me. Friend. When did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness?
Colton Rivera
>not Saruwoman
Chase Allen
'woman' has 'man' in it, redundant.
John Foster
>gwen christie
no
Chase Davis
What about the mouth of Sauron ?
Jaxson Thomas
>You have elected the way of pain!
Daisy Ridley obv
Gavin James
>Jennifer Lopez
>Salma Hayek
>Rosario Dawson
>Michelle Rodriguez
>Ana de Armas
>Sofia Vergara
>Eva Mendes
>Zoe Saldana
>Victoria Justice
as the Nazgul
Jayden Thomas
Zachary Ward
they have no culture
Joshua Roberts
>Daisy Ridley
I am aroused and terrified at the same time
Christian Evans
what' up with all these leftypol trannies today
Hudson Hall
Switch Frodo and Sam, and it's perfect
Landon James
*unzips pants*
Easton Walker
good luck
Robert Hall
It's a shame too, at least Chanel did a bunch of scenes nailing cis women in 4k, that's an absolute blessing
Jaxon Hernandez
Hunter Nguyen
Kristen Stewart as Grima Wormtongue
Jayden Collins
Oh imagine the sheer terror of getting a blowjob from her.
Jose Ortiz
We have Brie
Daniel Gutierrez
I mean Blacks who stayed in Africa. Do they have anything?
Nathaniel Hall
>Looks like meat's back on the menu, girls.
What do
Jackson White
A Brie is fine too
Cameron Jones
What data is classified? Wouldn't you just need examples of voices you can get from anywhere?We don't need to simulate a real celebrity either, just a man or woman.
Levi Martin
I am sure someone can Fake app her mouth part only from interviews on the Mouth of Sauron scene
Adrian Richardson
>Merry, it's me. It's Pippin!
>I knew you'd find me. Are you going to leave me?
>No, Merry, I'm going to look after you.
Gavin Ramirez
Luis Lopez
>Find the Halflings! Yaggh! Find the Halflings!
Austin Jackson
Why is she not a Hobbit
Justin Morales
Took me a while to realise why you casted tranny as Eowyn
>"No woman can kill me"
>"I am no woman"
Jason Garcia
we are waiting for her to make a BLACKEDRaW scene instead
Jeremiah King
>I know your face.
Zachary Robinson
Would Emma Watson also play Bilbo in The Hobbit, because seeing her running around the Shire barefooted while yelling "Im going on an adventureee" sounds pretty cute to me.
Colton Gutierrez
t.
Brody Johnson
God I miss her big ass so much bros
Chase Thomas
>Let her go you filth!
Aaron Baker
Sebastian Watson
>You wanna know what happened to Boromir? You wanna know why your sister died?
>She tried to take the Ring from Frodo. After swearing an oath to protect her. She tried to kill her! The Ring drove your sister mad!
Gavin Wood
>that patch of blonde pussy hair
God that shit drives me crazy, love fuzzy girls so much
Caleb Morales
I wish we lived in a world where things like this could happen. I would beat my dick so much it would fall off
Zachary Reyes
Murderer.
Go away.
Go away? HAHAHAHA
I hate you, I hate you.
Ryder Flores
Jordan Hill
>Sméagol. Mistress is here. Come, Sméagol. Trust Mistress. Come.
>"We must....go now?"
>"Sméagol, you must trust Mistress. Follow me, come on.
Colton Perry
>Frodo, any chance of seeing that old Ring of mine again? Hmm? The one I gave you?
. . .
>I'm sorry, Aunt… I'm afraid I lost it.
>Oh, pity. I should like to have held it, one last time.
Jayden Moore
bump
Tyler Young
>Giant Kaya
FUND IT
Kevin Sullivan
best thread in a while. the power of autism is at work once again
Ayden King
i wanted to do some eowyns but op's pick isn't actually a famous actor.
Samuel Brown
who goldberry?
Lucas Collins
>Daisy Taylor as Eowyn
Levi Ross
Jaxon Rodriguez
That Joe Rogan video was dead on, it helps that they made it the kind of dumb shit he usually rants about
>I'm tired of people thinking chimps can't beat humans in sports
Henry Reyes
I know this isn't really the point but Kat McNamara is significantly older than the other girls playing hobbits. Like 8 years older.
Kayden Richardson
>Daisy Taylor
>"huh?? google..."
>lost the game
deborah ann wolf would be a great villain though
Bentley Morris
get help
Owen Roberts
posting images on an image board isn't a cause for concern user
Christian Phillips
KatMac mogs everyone as per usual
Luke Anderson
Switch Aragorn and Gandalf actresses
Xavier Howard
>Boromir and Isildur look like one person
Nathan Butler
some of them already did
kiernan - fucked a black guy in sabrina show
daphne - lusted at a black guy in logan
mcnamara - fucked a black guy in arrow
cara - fucked jaden smith in the upcoming movie
emma watson - fucked an asian guy irl which is just as disgusting
gillian jacobs - fucked donald glover on community
debicki - is going to get blacked in the upcoming nolaan movie
kirby - apprently she kissed the rock in the hobbs movie but I haven't seen the movie personally
daddario - fucked a black guy in that texas chainsaw movie
the last girl - literally a tranny pornstar lmao i have no comment
Cooper Morgan
Dont fucking do this to me, I thought that this was the cast for the tv show..
Sebastian Mitchell
lol no, that shit is readily available with a quick search
Leo Fisher
>I can't carry it for you
>I also can't carry you
*gets killed by anorexic ginger freak*
Ayden Gonzalez
Are you white?
Anthony Martinez
damn those are some good castings i'm surprised
Henry Adams
no whatsherface who played cersei? lena headey or whatever
Colton Diaz
>It is a strange fate we should suffer so much fear and doubt… over so small a thing. Such a little thing
Adrian Kelly
speaking of elves
Nolan Foster
>Rárum-rum! Come my friends. The Ents are going to war. It is likely that we go to our doom. The last march of the Ents.
Austin Taylor
bump
Connor Gomez
Wait a minute you guys don’t care about lord of the rings at all you just want to fuck cute girls
Josiah Perry
I love Lord of the Rings and Emily Blunt as Gandalf would unironically be based as hell.
Benjamin Jenkins
Tax policies will be addressed in the remake and there will be Tom and Goldberry.
Justin Gonzalez
>Wait a minute you guys don’t care about lord of the rings at all you just want to fuck cute girls
He's onto us guys, quick back to the sewers!
Ryder Scott
Christopher Ward
>Boromir was always the soldier. They were so alike, she and my mother. Proud. Stubborn even. But strong."
>"I think you have strength of a different kind. And one day your mother will see it."
Jaxon Edwards
"You wish now that our places had been exchanged. That I had died and Boromir had lived."
"Yes. I wish that."
Elijah Murphy
bump
Isaiah Campbell
And for you, Frodo Baggins, I give you the light of Earendil, our most beloved star. May it be a light to you in dark places when all other lights go out.
Landon Hernandez
>" "
Zachary Price
>They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard.
Brayden Brooks
Jose Edwards
>Never thought i'd die fighting side by side with an elf.
>What about side by side with a friend?
Julian Edwards
>My PRECIOUS!!!!
Benjamin Scott
Sing me a song you little shit
Hudson Lee
I've felt the sneed rise up in me
Inside Mischelle I wait and bleed
Ian Harris
*sips*
Logan Nelson
Rollerino
Nolan Perez
>They will find the Ring… and kill the one who carries it.
Elijah Wright
>This is a dream
>Then it is a good dream.
Juan Hughes
Why do you fear the past? You are Isildur’s heir, not Isildur herself. You are not bound to her fate.
>The same blood flows in my veins. The same weakness.
Your time will come. You will face the same evil, and you will defeat it.
Justin Price
>is this true? all this time this thread has been nothing but thinly veiled tranny propaganda?
Yes
Owen Jones
Give up the Halfling, She-Elf!
If you want her, come and claim her!
Josiah Richardson
stop, i can only get so erect
Evan Butler
''I would have gone with you to the end, into the very fires of Mordor."
"I know. Look after the others, especially Sam. She will not understand."
Hudson Garcia
>You're late.
>A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is she early. She arrives precisely when she means to.
Logan Walker
>not wanting to be a part of middle earth
Wyatt Fisher
Source
Gavin Sullivan
>Legolas! Two already!
>I'm on seventeen!
>What!? I'll have no pointy-ear outscoring me!
>Nineteen!
Henry Gomez
this place has become so infested with the pestilence of mainstream social media that its users can't even recognize the most obvious irony puked into their faces
fuck you fags for turning this place into a garbage dump with your retardation
not even 3 years ago everyone replying to this would have at least had a bait image like this user
Daniel Bell
"Your hands are cold. The life of the Eldar is leaving you."
Camden King
So be it. You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring.
Benjamin Gonzalez
my body is ready for this
Gabriel Carter
Greatt. Where are we going?
Jackson Powell
dafne is spic
Tyler Wright
some jamaican guy is trying to write an african myth LOTR
Easton Cruz
I honestly would not mind this
Brody Perry
>not putting in /our/ girl Brie
Cringecel
Nolan White
why would Eowyn be played by a woman, and another woman no less
Andrew Price
Bleßed thread
Brandon Gray
>woman
Hunter Cook
Downblouse. Kim