Ritual of chud is now just DUDE IM SO HIGH LMAO

>ritual of chud is now just DUDE IM SO HIGH LMAO
>no turtle (“cut for time”, I call bullshit)
>Ritchie being gay for Eddie suddenly
>this also goes nowhere
>most of the narrative isn’t even the book, just a poor bastardization
>most of the movie is DUDE REMEMBER THE FIRST MOVIE
>they actually slipped a deleted scene in from the first movie as a “new scene”
>the shitty CGI on the kid actors
>SPIDER PENNYWISE AGAIN
>Pennywise dies getting bullied to death
>ritual of chud is also just a completely pointless fakeout (DUDE SUBVERTED EXPECTATIONS LMAO)
>shitty jokes nearly every single minute of the movie

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I didn't like how the way they killed him was exactly the same way as in the first movie.

The entire ritual didn't mean shit, they all just mustered up their courage and pulled the same moves as last time.

The director is an idiot, if you've seen mama your expectations should be extremely low

what did you expect? the first movie was shit too

How much penetration takes place in the "new scene" flash back?

>I went to see a mass market hollywood movie and it was mostly just gay propaganda and jews

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Could you even imagine how insane the movie would be if they put the turtle in? It's a giant galactic turtle that in the book, literally created the earth and for some reason is also pennywise's arch enemy.

King really is a goddamn hack

The entirety of IT is the peak of Stephen King's coked up and drunk phase of writing. I can imagine him blitzed out of his mind while hammering away page after page.

>YOU'LL FLOAT: 2

Don’t fucking get me started
When Mike mentioned “The Ritual of Chud” I thought, oh shit they’re actually gonna go through with that?
Then it turned the ritual into some bonfire and a drug trip which was pretty lame
THEN THE FUCKING TWIST IS “lol actually the ritual is fake”??

The only Jewish character offs himself what are you talking about?

Yeah but they changed it from the books, he doesn’t do it out of fear anymore, HE DOES IT TO FUCKING INSPIRE THE OTHERS

Isnt it eddie who was gay for Bill in the book? The one who ended up dying- whichever his name was.
To be honest, most of the losers club was hard for Bill.

He does it because he knew he was a liability, brainlet.

10/10 stars
this is the horror film we deserve

I read that the director is planning a 6.5-hour cut of both movies together.

AWESOME!

>>the shitty CGI on the kid actors
What?

Is it going to include THAT SCENE?

they digitally deaged the fucking kid actors for the 2nd movie to make them a few years younger again, it’s awful

They de aged the actors with CGI because they were too old looking for the footage.

You are so feeble minded that you dont even understand how brainwashed you are.
>The jewish agenda cant exist in the movie because the one jew dies

Only good comment in the entire thread.