Gretel & Hansel

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YO BOYS, THIS MOVIE LOOKS RAD

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BCSB

>Director watches The VVitch once

why'd they switch the names around?

She looks like an ape.

Irish phenotype.

Does the witch make her fat?

Does it though? Or does Sophia look good?

is this the latest atmospheric slow burn gut wrenching anxiety inducing character driven completely hopeless depressing retelling of a well known folk tale that completely turns the genre on it's head?

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I cannot wait to jack off in the theater and shoot my semen on someone's hair. I'm thinking shota!!

Fairy tale cinematic universe when? I want to see the witch face off against the big bad wolf.
Or at least their sex scene.

How will they draw it out movie length? Looks boring even in the trailer.

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Reversed the names so the female name comes first is cringe attempt at pandering and they cast a nigger as the woodsman.

I'll just forget about this.

I don't remember any woodsmen in that story

It and now Gretel. Sophia is unstoppable

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do you have a problem with a woman's name coming first or something, incel?

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Yeah it looks like they have to drag out the intro for 2013 Hansel and Gretel

Yes I do.

I want to beat up your pic

>Gretel and Hansel
If they want to toy with gender why not have her play Hansel? Shecan do it and I'd watch it.
Also, the trailer makes it look like a shit rip off of The VVitch and Hereditary.

*Hansel and gretel

Looks very dishonest. The hack director obviously watched the Witch and copied the formula without any soul of it's own.

>Gretel and Hansel
>notice anything incel :^)
why is this so tiresome to me, i really need to get out of the house more often

>ORION
based

Maybe because there was already a movie called Hansel and Gretel: Vampire Hunters and it fucking sucked?

Looks like shit.

you know exactly why they switched the names around

You know why. They really shouldn't have though since it doesn't roll off the tongue naturally at all

>two whole things
yeah, a real powerhouse

dilate tranny

>gretel first
dropped

The title is PC bait which is exceptionally obnoxious given what the source material is like. It's disrespectful and pointless. There is no sane heterosexual adult woman in America who was worried that "Gretel", a fictional character in a basically ancient fable, wasn't going to be first-billed. Then looking at the trailer, it's worthless dogshit tween-horror. A witch pulling cheesecloth out of her mouth? No adult would watch this. Irrelevant cash grab flick. Let's keep these threads about nude scenes and capeshit, please.

>all these jaded contrarian subhumans ITT

Yes I actually do, females should not be at the forefront of anything.

Gretel is the older sibling who has to protect her little brother JACKASS

To be fair. The horror/fairytale genre is super popular among women. They're just pandering to the fanbase.

Not in the original story

That's two more than you at least

it's pointless trying to argue with retards who have already made up their minds to shit on it.

the names were swapped for two reasons. one is to set it apart from the hensel and gretel movie with Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton, so retards won't confuse them and the other reason you already mentioned.

Is not the original story JACKASS

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It's because they all want to be raped by The Huntsman or werewolves or sparkly faggots with sharp teeth.

Not made love to, mind. Raped. Forced to take daddy monster's big demon cock.

Fuck the actor’s guild

Superior witch hunter coming through.

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No kidding. It's nowhere near that level of quality. Because it's a pandering mess made by cynical creeps who are targeting YOUR EXACT DEMOGRAPHIC OF STOOGES

my wife

Nice tactical fingerless gloves

Cry me more JACKASS AH HAHHAHAHHAHA

>Cry me more

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How are there people who don't think she is beautiful?

My nigger.

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She looks like Howdy Doody.

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no way it will be better than this

this was so comfy

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Faggots and straight wymin

Garbage ass movie.

Krager, how could you?

>tripfag

typical faggot

looks stylish, yet poor

no I dont know why

>Not just naming the girl hansel and the guy gretel

>Nobody can criticize anything unless they have the same amount of accomplishments!
LMAO

No, I really don't know why they switched the order around. Please explain in detail.

Yeah...

>Tomboys are for ______

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Horseplay.

pinch her nipples

Meh, I'm a big pussy who hates horror films and this didn't even intrigue/put me on edge.

Anal

Deep rough dicking to remind them that they're women

me and me alone

but this is my fetish

because its 2019!

yep

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because it sounds jarring and is feminist

They can, their opinions just wont be worth anything compared to people with actual accomplishments. If youre an artist, whose opinion do you care about more, an artist who draws better than you or some rando on a message board?