Give me the microphone.
Listen up.
I'm sick and tired of all you anonymutts runnin' your mouths.
Every single day you come out here, you make the same damn threads. "Joker” this, "BRADDU” that.
Well guess what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna take my mouse
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click on the post number
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
(WHAT?)
I said I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna call you a faggot
(WHAT?)
A retard
(WHAT?)
An autist
(WHAT?)
A no good son of a bitch
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna solve that captcha
(WHAT?)
The one with the fire hydrants
(WHAT?)
The one with the stoplights
(WHAT?)
The one with the crosswalks
(WHAT?)
The one with the cars
(WHAT?)
The one with the busses
(WHAT?)
The one with the STOREFRONTS
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click submit
(WHAT?)
I said I'm gonna click submit
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna derail the the thread
(WHAT?)
Send all you Reddit sons of bitches home
(WHAT?)
I said I'll send you back
(WHAT?)
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO
Give me the microphone
based
based
This better stick around
based
based
WHAT?!
OH
HELL
YEAH
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What's the mentality of Yea Forumsies that enjoy Wrestling? How can anyone even get into this fake sport?
>Singlehandedly saves Yea Forums
All Steves bring god's divine punishment to this world.
m.youtube.com
>WAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAA WRESTLING IS FAKE WAAAAAAAA
IT DOESN'T MATTER YOU THINK
The theatrics and stunts are nice, if you were never into it as a kid I can't imagine someone getting into it now.
Especially with how neutered the product is now.
Mid 90s - Mid 2000s was the fucking best.
This is the first time I saw it so OPs one is real, your one is fake.
BEAT DEBRA
IF YOU WANNA SEE ME STUNNER ALL THESE REDDITORS, GIMME A HELL YEAH!
The best part of that fucking video is the glass bottle not breaking.
Has been a pasta for years. It's older than this post but this is quickest oldie I could google in archive.
I never noticed that before.
wrestling posters are completely self aware and just don't give a fuck
honestly some of the funniest posters on this godforsaken site
You just have to not be a faggot, user. Simple as.
Finna shoot on this simp
OH HELL YEAH
well stone cold should better check my fucking digits
WHAT?
YOU WANT STONE COLD TO CHECK THESE DUBS?
WHAT?
Kevin Nash was raped in the summer of 1992 by a group of black dudes
KWAB
DEBRA
>WHAT
I SAID HEY DEBRA!
>WHAT
GET OL STONE COLD A BEER
>WHAT
I SAID GET STONE COLD A FUCKING BEER
>WHAT
okay fuck this shit bitch
Eddie Guerrero died leaving his wife Vickie to fend for herself in the WWE
Chris benoit did nothing wrong.
>Fake sport.
It's not a sport to me. It's drama with fighting, manly showdowns and hot bitches. It's been shit for like half a decade tho.
Attitude era was the best, prove me wrong. (Pro tip: you can't)
Golden era> attitude era> ruthless aggression> reality era>>>>>>>>>> literal shit> pg era.
When did the Attitude Era start?
I remember really being into this shit around the monday night wars.
>Austin has had one too many if you ask me JR
It's hard to pinpoint when, some say it's when shawn turned heel on marty jeanetty and others say it's when austin started his feud with mcmahon.
>This is going to be a hellacious match
>it's a King takes off his headset and jumps in the ring episode
HELL YEAH
Based
Ill be boycotting the Joker. Thanks Stone Cold
Funnier than it should be.
THE
_ _ _ _ _ _
OF
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Based
>reading it in his voice
Based.
Our board is a lot better than this board. You can as JR would say bet your bottom dollar on that.
Wrestling is more real than whatever gay ass tv show you watch anyways.
fucking based
stone cold dropping the ding dong diddly stunner on Yea Forums
>When did the Attitude Era start?
Gotta be when we heard the Austin 3:16 speech
I don't know. It was good over a decade ago.
They must enjoy masochism.
Either the Austin 3:16 promo or when Stone Cold beat Shawn Michaels at WM.
Austin started it, eitherway.
You know TV and movies aren't real either right?
SEETHING
"WEEP WOOP MAGGLE"
The Attitude Era is generally considered to be 1998 through 2001. Although the Austin 3:16 promo happened at King of the Ring '96, WWF as a whole wasn't quite there yet for The Attitude Era. But Austin and DX were certainly carving the path towards it beforehand.
And if you’re not down with that, we got two words for ya!
>it's a haitch marries a drugged up steph episode
youtu.be
BEAT
DEBRA
SUCK IT!
>You see the thing is...
Fuck off back to wooo faggot
Wrong wrestlemania 13 until end of mania 17
Bring back attitude era. Make wwe awesome like before, how close are we gents.
Alright Yea Forums let's settle this, which match was better? Rock vs austin or rock vs hogan?
Which Rock VS Austin? XV, X-Seven or XIX?
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Make way for the GOAT, cunts
Rock vs Austin.
Dont even meme otherwise. The shittiest rock vs austin mania match beats that overrated match.
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICONIC
For me it's bret the hitman hart.
More like burp shitman fart
Cringe.
HS
TS
GC
LW
GH
BASTE
Okay, what the FUCK did he mean by this?
I miss them.
Hit the Showers
Have Sex
Get a Clue
Lift Weights
Gain Height
Same thing that gets people into MMOs. Too much time, boredom, guilty initial pleasure, then habit and community.
Take a Shower, my bad.
Its not fake you retard.
Right here
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The 1980s was the best you millenial pisshead.
dont compare the basedness of the wrestling chads with your queer ass roody poo obese gamer gurl orbiting '''hobby'''
You forgot to add get raped in the summer of 92.
I'm gay, I love seeing scantily clad, muscular, sweathy men grappling each other
I figured it was assumed at this point.
Ya seething & wizzerked lil’ guy?
Hogan vs. Gawker desu
Who was in the wrong here?
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B A S E D and hell in a cell pilled
Josh Barnett
>in my dreams I jumped off the third rope
>in reality jumped from my bunk bed into my mom’s bed and messed up her arm
Swanton bomb lads
QUIT EXPOSING THE GOD DAMN BUSINESS
WHAT?
fuck off Vince
Damn imagine being such a based promo that 25 years later you can still use the same format to shitpost on a Cambodian origami forum.
the biggest dimes of all
Ding-dong diddly kill yourself because thats a jim cornette meme
Mid 1997
ya seethin?
What a bunch of homos.
Ya fume?
mmmmm wanna mess with him.
for you
Soul
BEAT DEBRA
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I loved this shit back then.
HELL YEAH
>woah where’s that music coming from?
>look who it is!
>the rock has heard enough
>he’s coming down the ramp with his sneedpost
>wait what’s he gonna do with it?
>that’s a devious look in his eye I don’t like it
I SAID I WANNUH ORDER A COUPLE WHITE CASTLE CHEESE BURGEHS! WITH A LIL' ONION!
I HATE LIARS
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