Every night at 9 PM EST, I was there for Season 3...

Every night at 9 PM EST, I was there for Season 3. Highlight of my week was watching Ash Williams deal with having a daughter and goof off killing evil with two worthy sidekicks.

But I knew what was coming. I saw the commercials, STARZ. The feminist show set in old England. The feminist show set in some South American country. The feminist show set in New York. And who could forget the token black show featuring just enough white people for me to remember the title. Not that I'm going to advertise it here.

And, of course, the descriptive commercials. THE FUTURE IS: BLAH BLAH FEMALE BLAH BLAH BLAH. Yes, we get it, it was her turn. And yes, I knew that not even two black love interests, an Italian pretending to be a Jew, and a buff Hispanic could not save the image of Ash Williams as a total pig. Bruce Campbell should really apologize for being a white male; it's his fault the show was cancelled.

So thank you, STARZ. Thank you for redpilling me more than the over-representation of Jews in the media, more than race realism being lost in a tidal wave of academic activism and political correctness, more than even FBI crime statistics and national debt Ponzi schemes. You opened my eyes to the truth that they truly want to take everything from us, the white men.

When you finally push us too far and the police side with the fascists who will overturn democratically elected women, and the hicks come out of the woods with their assault rifles and rope and start a civil war, and this country burns, at least you'll have ripped our hearts out by cancelling Bruce Campbell's show after trying your best to ruin it. You may lose the war, but you won the only battle that mattered. The battle for the true sequel to the true ending of Army of Darkness.

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I, too, am very outraged by this

How about fucking Counterpart's cancellation? Some of the best character writing I've seen in a series along with some J. K. Simmons best work.

Can we hire a prostitute for op before he shoots some place up?

They did want to kill it. If they hadn't, it would've stayed in its fall slot

I only watched seasons 1 and 2. Should I bother with the 3rd?

Someone's crapulent.

We truly are, the evil dead. Rise up my fellow alt right incels!!

We need one final Evil Dead movie with Bruce

It’s pretty sad how pozzed Starz/Stan has become, so many drag queen shows and all that kind of shit everywhere, it’s worse than Netflix honestly

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Show was kino, sperm bank scene

atleast season 1 and 2 had ash being ultra giga chad and fucking all the chicks and getting the ladies and still being the chad hero who saves everyone
still going through season 3

true that

>an Italian pretending to be a Jew
wait she wasn't really a jew? that means I can love her again

big enough schnozz to pass I guess

I miss this crazy-ass show so much. I was hype as FUCK for Mad Ash: Decapitation Road.

I always thought Campbell was a bitch for not holding out for a streaming service payday. Where's the artistic integrity?

Goddam right.

STARZ was taken over by feminists. Many such cases.

yes
the ending especially is great