Hey user, stocking up on snacks to sneak into the theater again?
Hey user, stocking up on snacks to sneak into the theater again?
Carter Clark
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Anthony Jenkins
Y-yeah m-mom
Brayden Sullivan
>you betcha
>btw: do you have a sports&hunting section?
Landon Perry
Damnit bros sex isn't even that exciting I want a girl to love me and hug me
Austin Young
That's the true secret user, it's all meaningless without love.
Christian Reed
dont talk to me you fucking slut
Anthony Scott
She's so cute.
The worst part is that she hasn't done pretty much anything since.
Daniel Sanders
I just want to put my penis in a vagina once and I'll be good.
Julian Taylor
Settle for boipucci?
Joseph Butler
iirc she's french canadian and has appeared on tv a few times there
Jace Collins
anddddd she's a dyke
Grayson Davis
>you know it
>and can you double bag this time
>last time the cans of beans broke through the bag
Ayden Edwards
Ehh probably. I really just want someone to talk to and confide in. If the sex thing happens thats cool too.
Hunter Turner
gaaay
Dylan Campbell
Haha, dis nigga.
Adrian Lee
you can snak on deez nuts bish
Nathan Evans
Noreen was way cuter.
Austin Sullivan
sauce?
Aaron Hill
Caleb Watson
It's overrated.
Adrian Mitchell
Literally built for BBC.
Bentley Davis
She would be the perfect casting for a BBC drama.
Elijah Gutierrez
Do you guys know that feel when no working class 5.5/10 gf?
Brayden Morgan
Yes ive been trying to work up the courage to ask out my favourite check out girl at Tesco for 3 months.
Austin Nguyen
Do it, user. You might surprise yourself.
Julian Long
She must be like 27 now, time is going by bros since Fargo
Ryder Perez
I wish I could. When we chat im fine but when I think about asking for her number I freeze up.
Angel Campbell
>go to supermarket
>buy extra large family size party mix bag
>get to kinoplex
>shove the bag into my underwear
>go to ticket counter to buy my single ticket to litty kino hobbs and shaw
>qt at the counter absolutely miring my giant package
>can practically smell the juice flooding her panties like the piss that floods the theatre at any lil raunch romp staring dwayne "the rock" johnson
>take my ticket and go into the cinema
>usher girl so turned on by my crotch bulge she can't even look me in the eye and can only mumble "enjoy the movie" as she tears my ticket
Yeah, get on my level
Liam Williams
Give her yours in a paper and tell her to call you if she wants to hang out sometime
Jayden Johnson
This is the most based post I've ever read on here. 10/10
Xavier Young
Same desu
It worse because it's a desire that's impossible to express without coming off as weak and creepy
Leo Ramirez
lmao 3 months? she's probably banged like 15 dudes in that time
Asher Torres
Same here. I don't care about sex at all. Just want a qt to hold.
Joseph Lopez
My gf has a lot of beta orbitors, she works in a male office. We often laugh about their attempts at awkward romance. Btw im 6'2, 115kg bodybuilder, they arent a threat.
If shes attractive someone like me is fucking them in their car. Ask her about before she becomes a single mom
Camden Wright
>Btw im 6'2, 115kg bodybuilder, they arent a threat.
Oh sweet summer child
Ryan Ortiz
I've orbited several girls with boyfriends and got to fuck them just cause I'm tall and funny. Watch yourself man.
Josiah Adams
It really is. Had a gf for a while but sex becomes very stale after a couple of times. Just started jacking off again, it's a much better release. I do miss love however but that fades even faster than enjoyment from sex.