Any tips for getting a gf? I keep gearing about this but I haven't tried it out

any tips for getting a gf? I keep gearing about this but I haven't tried it out.

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I love this image.

you're posting on Yea Forums, so you ain't getting a gf. start masturbating to pronhub A LOT! it fills the hole.

Talk to grill, fren. How and bathe.

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it takes effort like anything else worth doing

you need to talk to girls on a daily basis, whether that be in real life or on a dating app.

but how do you do that without just seeming random and autistic? you can't just walk up and start talking can you? also can you talk to girls out of your league or is that illegal?

try dating apps first then, and just try and message them stuff based on their profile. don’t worry about being autistic or embarrass yourself because you can always delete them and pretend like it never happened

I don't think people do that anymore. They just hook up.

Being a "boyfriend" means being a cuck essentially.

how and where do you hook up?

Yea Forums - trump & virgins

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JUST GRAB EM BY THE PUSSY

IT WORKS

DRUMF KNOWS HIS SHIT

Anons how do I get a nice sex slave.
I have a better chance of getting one than keeping a date.
mr fbi man this is a joke

SPREAD EM

is Yea Forums still a trap board? or are we pretending to be straight again

>any tips for getting a gf?
ok it's very simple
>be cool
>be sexy
>actually ask her out at some point
ez pz

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OFFICIAL LIST OF THINGS THAT ARE GAY
1. TRAPS
2. U LMAO

>pretending to be straight
just give up already homo

how do i accomplish any of these things though?

feel free to save it if you like, it's all yours my friend!

>how do i accomplish any of these things though?
again very simple:
>be cool
dress nice, be nice and charming OR be a badass (it depends on the girl you want..)
>be sexy
it's better if you are good looking.. but don't forget to be a bit fit and tall too.
>actually ask her out at some point
use your mouth at say something like "do you want to hang out/go somewhere etc...?"

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i want to date a latina so bad.

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just be yourself

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i dated a girl who was like half mexican
it's kinda retarded

How so?

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>you can always delete them and pretend like it never happened
the data is forever. your cringe is preserved forever.

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>pretend it never happened
Yeah because I'm not still embarrassed by things that I did as way back as 8th grade and it sometimes keeps me up at right haha

Its because you're a raging faggot

i'm not used to people who have strong racial identity

but i like girls wtf

>How and bathe.
what did apu mean by this?

Have you tried treating women like they're actual people with actual interests and not objects?

how can i do that if i have no idea how to get that info beforehand? do you just go up to girls and say "hey what do you like?"?

post em

Elaborate

You don't have a gf because you're not a nice enough guy

women are soulless creatures and you're stupid if you think otherwise. giving them rights to vote was a mistake and a starting point to the end of humanity as we know it.

we can still undo it can't we? don't we have the time stone?

ABSOLUTELY NOT

THEY ARE TO BE TREATED LIKE SEX OBJECTS AND THATS WHAT THEY LIKE

THEIR ONLY INTEREST IS DICK

Stfu

Haha that would be weird lol

source on this girl?

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I'm afraid to be alone with a girl because I'm almost 100% sure I would rape her and there isn't anything she could do about it. And if she threatened to tell anyone let's just say I would escalate it to murder. This is why my friend's dog flees in terror when I'm over.

5. you like to play Roblox

what insane person made this?

Where do people find relationships? I finished college and never really made any friends or participated in much while there. All the women at work are now in relationships. I do work out and have hobbies (cooking/reading) but I just don't really meet anyone anymore. I'm short and have tried bumble but i've only had 2 matches who never responded.

>5. Doesn’t give a fuck

you are a fucking psycho. kill yourself now. the world doesnt need a shitty deviant like you or other faggots on this board

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women

5.) prefers to coom

If you weren't already in a commited relationship for the past decade or so then don't bother

Fake. Trump would only be with Sonic.

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God I want to have sex so bad. It's not fucking fair.

this

>all the security questions are about relationships and family

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i just never tried / never been in a situation where a girl liked me and wanted to talk more.

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>This
Your on the spectrum lad

I want this image to be Sony's next animated film.

based

truth