What is the first movie you show them?
>Discover an uncontacted tribe
The Gods Must Be Crazy
cannibal holocaust
The best of Blacked.com
Fitzcarraldo
blacked
Passion of The Christ
Passion of the Christ.
Triumph of the Will
They must be inoculated before the (((world)))) gets to them.
Apocalypto
LegalPorno Linda Sweet, gangbang with piss play.
Season 4 of breaking bad.
why doesn’t someone send a drone for more close up images
S11E5
Airplane!
And any other answer is insanity
They did and they shot it down with arrows
>The best of Blacked.com
Weak bait, every moment of Blacked.com is top tier cinematography.
can you imagine showing them a sci fi movie
that shit will explode their minds, they will think all the CGI is actually real
fuck, show them a capeshit movie, they will think these are actual gods
Prime Directive forbids it
reminder that these new stories are fake. every year they find an i contacted tribe in brazil. in actuality, it’s an activist group doing publicity stunts. every year they do this!
Avengers. And would say that its a real footage.
The 5th Element, Bill And Ted's Bogus Journey.
The Last Jedi
Blacked Raw - BBC Vacation ; starring Lana Rhoades & Jason Luv.
Ghostbuster (2016)
The Mission
Either Baraka or a loud, flashy CGIfest
do they even know what a "tax policy" is?
300
is that an enameled metal pot?
there's at least one real tribe that lives in isolation that i know of. google north sentinel island.
Why are there no transgender people in these tribes that don't watch modern media? Really makes you think.
this
and not just because of truth-trips
SHUT. IT. DOWN. DELETE THIS THREAD NOW.
also a machete. 'untouched" indeed
>that machete
Not wholly uncontacted it would seem
Why are there no school shooters in these tribes that dont sit on Yea Forums? Really makes you think.
Actually, there are ancient traditions in North American native cultures that see homosexual and non-cisgender people almost as their own separate genders
maybe because they dont have schools
but they kill other tribe people regulary for sports and maybe food
Cave Explorer but only the little kids and women get to see it.
uncontacted? one of them is wearing a hat
Based.
>non-cisgender
You mean not normal?
(((schools)))
some nacho vidal movie
also would wink and smile at their women
I'm calling your boss!
Green Inferno
They're generally viewed as special, or revered.
those make the best sacrifices
Why do you think about transgender people constantly, and post about them on off-topic boards?
dawn of the dead or Pulse. something that'll scare the shit out of them and make them think the world ended outside of that island.
The Greatest Story Never Told
No, virgins make the best sacrifices. Be forewarned incels.
Just drop a loaded shotgun, a vibrating fleshlight, and a crate full of bottles of bourbon and film the results.
At least I'll be wanted for something.
No self respecting God would want male virgins as sacrifices
I love how you believe literally anything jews tell you about POCs.
Blade Runner 2049
dilate
>walk up and shake their hand
>they die an hour later from a random germ they dont have antibodies for
the only correct answer
Schindlers list
show them Alien and tell them its non-fiction
>2019
>machines getting btfo by arrows
oh no no nonono
so THIS... is the power... of modern technology
zoomies
apocalypto
Spy Kids 3D
it turns out getting hit by a rock moving at high speeds fucking hurts
Zulu.
What is that
Triumph of the Will (1935)
Nothing that has to do with tv or film, don't worry about it.
Joker
To show them what living in a society is like
savagely beaten with hammers is a fitting punishment for anyone who wears fingerless gloves
Black Panther
>metal cooking ware shaped like "modern" times
>undiscovered
>first movie you show them?
the end of a loaded barrel ayo
We have objectively taken indigenous people's from birth and raised them in modern society and they are still fucking retarded monkey people
How does anyone debate the correlation between ethnicity and intelligence
Big Trouble in Little China so I have an excuse to watch it again.
They're locked in battle with farmers and loggers who try and steal their turf. Sometimes their tools find new owners during these exchanges. It's also why they're so hostile to outsiders in the first place.
>despise modern society
>use their tools
The white man's burden...
>those massive hobbit feet
Then they're not undiscovered, are they?
They're special, all right.
lol they're mostly fighting Brazilian niggers
Uncontacted is the better word for it. The "modern" people they've met up with aren't the most scholarly sort.
Drop a bunch of iPhones with solar chargers on them and come back in a month when they all have ironic facial hair and are buttfucking eachother while arguing about who hates Trump the most.
when did the world collectively decide to let these people go about their lives and give them impunity for violence against outsiders? those Sentinelese people killed someone last year and most people were either indifferent or supportive of the tribe. modern world we're all taught everyone is equal and then the lecture stops at these tribal people. it's like EU or some elite political body said fuck it we colonized as much we could let's just leave the rest of them alone
Why the fuck is wrong with you Americans
...
I'm not American so I couldn't tell you.
First i would introduce them to the concept of money
Then i would introduce them to the concept of banking
Then i would create a central bank to dox the economy
After that i would keep printing money every time someone ask for a loan.
Then i would introduce them to marvel movies.
Profit
Many such cases!
>be American
>break the law to visit island inhabited by a tribe that hates foreigners
>get shot
>HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
Probably around the time we stopped hanging people in public. The first world literally did not exist 100 years ago
kys
its called empathy, if someone came to your house with a bible you understand its an annoying intrusion and wish you could shoot them in the face, but you have laws instead where you just shut the door in there face and they have to go away or you call the police to shoot them.
tribes don't have police so they shoot them themselves. same ethics apply
Its funny how wrong you are. Even indigenous peoples seem to realize on some level that ideas of masculine and feminine are a gradient and sexuality isnt binary. Read a book
if they are undiscovered then where did they get that enameled iron cooking pot?
>with enough rocks I could destroy a tank
Principles based on non interference
A Serbian Film
carl sagan's cosmos
....or the fast and the furious
I dunno, I took cultural anthropology and there was never any mention of such a thing.
Or perhaps it's just a carved out rock
Andrei Rublev
Then Blue Velvet
Then Apocalipto
You probably could. A landslide would fuck up a tank.
If you're straight then why do you have my penis in your mouth?
False.
Also two spirit =/ non-binary goblin shit
Two spirit is a strictly metaphysical idea.
good news, we've got new history books
Did your classes mention their views on sexuality at all?
Oh good, more revisionism.
>rainforest exists
>YEAH BURN EM
>it’s another I can’t have any type of political discourse without referencing pop culture or movies episode
getting old
In all seriousness, why doesnt someone just wipe them out and take the land? How they gonna stop us? We got guns and tear gas. They have sticks.
Predator.
Why?
Sounds gay
Dude why not murder people
Is red ranger the leader here too?
The eternal Anglo has entered the thread.
See this is why white countries are getting swarmed with immigrants. There's probably a jew in your family somewhere.
Demolition Man
Star Wars The Last Jedi
>Dude why not murder people
>Laughs in Mongol
>Laughs in Anglo
>Laughs in Swahili
>Laughs in Chinese
>Laughs in Japanese
>Laughs in Ottoman
>Laughs in Roman
>Laughs in Babylonian
>Laughs in Aztec
>Laughs in Apache
>Laughs in Egyptian
>Laughs in Norse
>Laughs in Persian
kek
Deliverance
>Someone who's entire life is about shooting a bow is pretty good at it.
Who could have guessed
Aguirre, The Wrath Of God
season 11 episode 5 of the simpsons
The Human Centipede
many such cases!
Cannibal Holocaust
The Dark Knight Rises.
fpbp
forgot about this movie
What book
Why not just fucking leave them alone. If we tried to colonize all of these indigenous people we'd have an abo situation times 20
Do you want a bunch of jungle monkeys being rama rama huffing petrol all over your cities? Lets just fucking leave them alone. Let them have their 5 square miles of trees and dirt
mein neger
en.m.wikipedia.org
Not specifically sexuality but someone related
Wtf how did this exist before netflix???
Just a little bit of the edge bro
Hey user you're alright, don't go to North Sentinel Island at any point this weekend.
>Wtf how did this exist before netflix???
en.wikipedia.org
It didn't exist until 2016.
That'd probably just end up like that tribe that worships Price Philip as a God, they'd assume Trump was some sort of religious figure because images of him are constantly posted
>that tribe that worships Price Philip
Are you talking about Royalists?
embrace of the serpent they might see some of their neighbors lol
>he doesn't already
missed your chance to be archdiocese bro
this is bullshit
Look at this faggot who's afraid of mud hut people and a few spears. Get over there with an AR and start claiming trophies.
this they'd get a kick out of it.
this too
I'm surprised pirates, terrorist cells, or some other similar group havnt gone there and wiped them out to use the island as a hidden base
You're bullshit. Hunter gatherers always have division of labour, they don't live in gender fluid wakanda you dumb naive faggot
its hard to fight a jungle people that know the jungle inside out
t. vietnam
Apocalypto
Something with minimal dialogue and mostly visual storytelling because i doubt they'd speak any well known language
BoJack Horseman - Fish Out of Water
So too old to die young
based redditor not knowing the definition of edge/edgy
Kino. Sequoia good too
I was talking about the north sentanilese.
You can just burn the amazon niggers out
This, of course. They have to learn the truth before (((they))) start with their lies.
Didn't know Bolsonaro browsed Yea Forums
La Guerre du feu
Primer
Joker(2019)
It's worse than that. They most likely wouldn't even be able to interpret the moving images on a television screen as anything more than blobs. Studies have shown that spatial interpretation of "real" images is a direct consequence of mentally maturing in an environment where those images are commonplace, i.e. a society with television. Same principle as the mass phenomenon of people who grew up in the 1950s-60s having exclusively black-and-white dreams; their minds are wired to interpret those images as representations of reality and subconsciously ignore their colored environment. Or why, below a certain intelligence level, animals cease to be able to recognize themselves in a mirror, or see the mirror image as "real" at all.
My point being, if we played kino for the North Sentinelese, their minds most likely literally wouldn't be able to see people, just a flat plane with moving colors on it, because representing 3D objects so realistically in a 2D space would be incomprehensible to them.
That look of questioning everything he has said about blacks.
Because they're more valuable as an object of study
>t. never played the Civ games
>Read a book
Read another book besides Harry Potter.
Look at these fucking retards
obsessed
Stupid idea. They might adopt it as a new religion. Show them Bambi.
Look at those feet! Literal hobbits
God imagine how kino it would be to napalm their mud huts and mow them down with a minigun
>those Sentinelese people killed someone last year and most people were either indifferent or supportive of the tribe.
They killed an invader on their lands. That is the right, nay, DUTY of every tribe.
>people were absolute barbarics before, we can just keep doing it modern times
porn so they realize they dont have to rape if they dont want too
Is that icewind dale
Scat porn so that they never devolve to create civilization.
Icewind Dale is shit, there's no story, just grinding.
I refuse to accept that. Exception should always be made for The Word. If this is the way savages respond to heroic missionaries, they should simply be wiped out if they're unwilling to accept His Word. So save your bullshit for Satan in Hell, the place where you and your parents are going.
>I'm telling you for no good reason to stop doing what humans have always been doing throughout all of history and you have to listen to me!
So by your logic people in the 30s would've just been seeing blobs on a screen when they turned on their new TV for the first time?
rape
yes, that's why they didn't care that it was black and white for so long