My local cinema has a new policy for the joker movie. memes are becoming reals

If real this definitely would seem to be grounds for a lawsuit. Discrimination based on both gender and relationship status.

what are you guys packin to your local cinema?

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Haha disregard that. I noticed dem pixels on the image. Obvious shoop.

phew

With the things you fags are doing we are actually doubting if it's real or not, not my fault that this is happening.

our local cinema banned lone white males from watching the cinema after they found 3 instances of guys jacking off at the back watching Frozen.

>zoomers falling for the now YEARS old no singles meme
Sigh

the original says backpacks and bags you fucking cuck

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>It's not my fault if I'm retarded
I see why incelkino resonates so strongly with you.

Saving so I can ruin the thread the next time it gets posted. Thanks.

no it says single males, what you posted is a shoop

colt dragoon

holy shit. i always thought no singles policy was a meme

This is wrong. It should say single white males

They aren't saying you can't go. You just have to get a cavity search first

Duel uzies, extended mags. Any punk who tries shooting up my showing won't know what hit them.

FAKE NEWS!

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

NOTHING IS REAL

Is there a rule against going with your mom?

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i identify as ALL THAT IS MAN

Based where is this theater?

So this is what it feels like to be a muslim.

gunblade

But niggers dont commit mass shootings, sure they hold their hipoints sideways and shoot pot shots at each other in chicago like its one giant airsoft arena, but planned mass shootings of specific public places is a caucasian incel thing to do

You sure about that, Schlomo?

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If you bring your falcon are you still a single male subject to inspection?

This is a good way to tame the growing incel anger. For the price of a movie ticket they can have physical contact with another human bean.

And what gun did the genocidally hateful garbage-producing Hollywoodites hold to your head to force you to give them money in exchange for insulting you?

Are there any posts using the word "incel" that make any sense? "People won't be angry after we insult them, they won't feel rejected after we reject them." No wonder you thought Hillary was a shoe-in.

Someone should post this on Twitter and start an outrage

FOR THE SAFETY AND COMFORT OF ALL OUR GUESTS:

*AHEM*

N-

Nice try /pol/ there is "mass shootings" and there's mass shootings.
The first is some idiot who took shit to far and shot more than 3 people like losing a bar fight or jealousy.(blacks,hispanics,whites)

The second where someone shot more than 3 people and came into a building planning to shoot it up,kill as many people as possible,and then kill their selves(mentally ill white incel exclusively)

>Python
>engraving shows a horse
what the fuck is wrong with Am*ricans?

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literal fed posting lmao

>This can't be real right?

Of course it's fake. An unsourced image on an anonymous message board? Do you really need to ask?

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NO NO NO FUCK WE NEED TO INCLUDE BAR DISPUTES WHERE BLACK PEOPLE PULL OUT THEIR GUNS AND FIRE RANDOMLY HOW ELSE WILL WE MAKE IT LOOK LIKE WHITES COMMIT LESS MASS SHOOTINGS FUCK FUCK FUCK

Tell that to the Wonder Women female-only showings. How were makes not discriminated against with that?

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>there is "mass shootings" and there's mass shootings
Oh so you've convinced yourself there's some kind of difference that allows you to be hostile toward a specific demographic. How convenient for you!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia_Tech_shooting
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orlando_nightclub_shooting
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_San_Bernardino_attack
three just off the top of my head.
but you're not interested in the truth, are you

What country are you from

>tfw wanted to see the new superhero movie
>tfw failed the penis inspection so they announced over the loudspeaker that there was an inadequate male attempting to watch a movie and escorted me out while everyone in the lobby pointed and laughed
>even my mom made fun of me and won't have sex with me anymore

>NOOOOO IT'S NOT A MASS SHOOTING IF POC DID IT STOP STOP STOP IT I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THE TRUTH LALALALALALA FUCK WHITE PEOPLE JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY

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Woah wtf 3 non whites???

How about these ones?

I actually love white society and all the fruits that come with its laws, government, and industries. However it is retarded to act like whites dont commit mass shootings. If you truly value white society you'd feel the same way, these people make it look dangerous

Pretending that whites are the problem when it comes to mass shootings doesn't help whites you fucking parasite.

SeeAnd

It was only a matter of time until penis inspection came true.

This can't be real.

A mass shooting is a mass shooting. You don't get to pretend it's not a mass shooting because a nigger did it while he was chimping out over some cracka dissin his jawdins

butter knife to spread cream cheese on crackers

>pretending
Admitting they are a significant part of the problem absolutely helps whites. Do you want people to view your race as people who defend incel psychos? Do you value white society or not?

can I have a go with your mom?

>Admitting they are a significant part of the problem
Except they aren't. See However, I'm sure you've already found a mental gymnastics routine that will allow you to ignore the truth and keep acting like whites are the problem.

YOURE NOT WELCOME HERE

MASS SHOOTINGS MEANS MULTIPLE PEOPLE SHOT

AND THE PERPETRATORS OF SUCH ARE MOSTLY NONWHITE

>THIS CANT BE HAPPENING LEFTYBROS!

Chainsaw bayonet

OI! LOIUCENSE!

>muslim attack: #notallmuslims, we have to reach out to these marginalized people
>incel attack: crush them mercilessly!
hmmmmm

Way to blow your cover delusional freak.

What cover? I was never pretending I don't hate niggers.

>3 people vs. 20 people
>Black boy vs. White incel

A shootout in the hood where 3 people got shot will never make the news cause its just a shooting,but raging white boys shooting up schools with more than 20 victims is a mass shooting

H-here officer please dont brexit me

>Black boy
HE A GOOD BOI
HE ONLY SHOOT 3 PIPO
LIKE EVERY OTHER WEEK
HE DINDU NUFFIN

das RITE 3 aint as much as 20 we dindu NUFFIN
wat da FUK u sayin white boi wtf is multifiplicashun???

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You're assuming race has anything to do when black people shoot each other,but on the other hand actual mass shooters even stated they went in trying to "cleanse" blacks,hispanics,or Muslims.
That's why i said your delusional to believe someone would shoot a group of people over someone stepping on their shoes and the cherry on top a "cracka" did it. These are the stories you make up in your head not actual facts or news reports.

fuck you people, i'm glad you live in fear of incels kek

>muh statistics
>muh graphs
You have to go back.

A bike wheel

>not actual facts
>

>That's why i said your delusional to believe someone would shoot a group of people over someone stepping on their shoes
Have you actually ever lived around blacks? They can and do kill people for stepping on their shoes. They kill people for no reason at all except fun. I've actually lived around niggers, and that's exactly why I hate them.

>t.incel
Have you cleaned your AR-15 today yet?

>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST POST SCIENTIFIC FACTS THAT'S RACIST

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Theaters have been having no-singles policies for years. Just post on craigslist and offer to pay for someone's ticket if they'll enter the theater with you.

What are you talking about i fucking hate muslims

I just acknowledge problems where i see them

>wahh I got bullied by black kids when I was a kid and I still get bullied to this day.

Its called manning up I would punk your ass out my neighborhood or in school too that's normal when you're a kid. We used to do that all time,they were just testing you,but you just got you're feelings hurt instead of standing your ground.

No, I defended blacks when I was a kid because, like you, I lived in an area with maybe two black kids in my high school and they both acted like human beings. Then I moved to the city as an adult and found out what they're actually like. They're dangerous subhumans.

Data without context is useless. People like you that don't understand science and statistics can never seem to grasp this concept.

What kind of context do you want you delusional faggot?

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Rosa Parks happened 60 years ago you dumb shit. You think you pass some laws then everything is cool? In 1954 black people couldn't use the same drinking fountain as white people. But we're just gonna erase decades of systemic oppression in one generation? Get a clue.

Man, then I guess Asians, Italians, and the Irish must be just as violent, right?

The only people oppressing blacks are blacks. Attempts to better yourself in the black community as seen as 'acting white' and ends up with you getting your ass beat. This is why, despite being able to go to higher education COMPLETELY FREE OF CHARGE, they don't pursue it. They don't want to.

my ex's brother was like that. grew up in a good family, got good education, wanted to be "street". what a fucking waste

Does Yea Forums REALLY hate blacks or is it just a meme?

DILATE NIGGERINOS

>In 1954 black people couldn't use the same drinking fountain as white people
It was a better time.

6.1 inches of american love sausage

Stash this bad boy up my ass so they won't find it.

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We told you months ago they were making a push on the incels, it'll hit fever pitch by halloween.

So was the stuff about armed security for the opening week of Joker bullshit or not?
I’ve seen it mentioned at sites other than this one now and at least one user that claims to work at a theater says they’re doing active shooter drills.

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my gigantic white penis

>shitty version of god valkyrie so kids have to buy them same bey twice

Fucking Hasbro

Only whites with small penises hate blacks.

Don't carry weapons?

laxatives and a fresh diaper and some crack coaine for when I shit my pants watching the joker movie

>not females

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Good thing I am boycotting this movie

>despite being only 56% of the population...

If somebody bothered to sue them for it they might not have been able to do it. But none of the good cucked men of the united states possess a shred of dignity anymore.

I remember when I first had to move to an all black neighborhood. It was about 6 years ago, I had lost my job and had very little in savings. Thankfully I was eligible for unemployment. The only place I could secure a home was in a terrible, crime ridden section of the city. Despite being worried, I had no other options. I knew shit was bad the day I moved in. A bunch of blacks were sitting around the area and as I came out the uhaul they were all staring. Not only at me but my possessions, as if they were wondering how rich/poor I was. I could feel their eyesight on me. After a couple of lazy days I decided to go and check the mail. It was quite late as I had forgotten about it. There was a full moon out and very few people outside, I grabbed my jacket and my trusty flashlight my grandfather gave me as a child and went on. For a while everything was fine. A little chilly but no big deal. But then, I could sense something, a disturbance. I looked around and pointed my light but no one was there. I assumed it was just a little noise. But right when I came up to the mailbox, it happened. A large, dark (and I mean DARK) man obscured my path. "Waddup" he said. "Hi" I said back, trying to shorten the conversation as much as possible. "Checkin' da mail?" the man said. "yeah" I went. I tried to walk home as fast as I could without seeming scared but I guess he could smell fear on me. He turned me around and pointed a gun towards my person. "You know whad da du" he said. "what?" I asked. "Gimme yo muneh, bitch" he yelled. Scared for my life I struggled to find my wallet. "I'm sorry, my wallet isn't with me, please don't do this" I went. He struck me in the face with his weapon as I fell to the ground. When he did this my flashlight flew from my palm and onto the ground. He looked down. "whaddis?" he asked. "My lucky flashlight" I said nervously. A smile grew on his face as he said "Well it's certainly lucky for me".

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>resorting to the legal jew
>having dignity

Wear a wig and dress. If they say shit, sperg out

If men in this country stood up for their rights the "legal jew" wouldn't be so stacked against us.

i kept my penis inspection certificate from high school so i'll be fine

(cont.) I was sweating profusely, wondering what he was going to do next. Before I knew it I was lying face first on the hard sidewalk. He grabbed my belt and forcefully pulled my pants down. I was thinking "surely he isn't going to do what I THINK he's going to do". Unfortunately for me, he did. He grabbed the flashlight and jammed it right into my rectal cavity. I screamed to the top of my lungs as my anus was smashed upon by the object. He started laughing. Tears were in my eyes as this happened. I started calling out for God. "God ain't gonna help you now, crakka" the man yelled. After about an hour of him violating me with a tool my grandfather gave to me, it was all over. I was left outside, face down pants down all alone in the rain. I never forgot that day and still remember it each time I pass down a black neighborhood when driving.

Around Blacks, never relax.

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but I only have Thursdays off (I take my dad to the doctor at 6 AM on Thursdays) and this ruins my only kind-of-day-off.

wtf a real miniature elephant? i thought those went extinct decades ago

kek

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Top tier b8 m8

NIGGA IZ U THAT SOX FAN FROM Yea Forums WHO CALLED THE HIGHWAY NEAR THE STADIUM THE MOGADISHU MILE LMAO

>B-BUT I ACTUALLY LOVE WHITE SOCIETY SO YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME BECAUSE I'M BEING UNBIASED OKAY GOYS?

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Standing up in the same way as being legally safe from not giving any money to a cheating spouse thanks to a prenup that gets thrown out regardless?

>La’Quarious shooting at some crips for wearing blue is the same as some incel shooting up innocent by-standers at a Walmart
Kek these wytbois coping hard

>he's back almost two hours later because he thinks his blatant double standard won't be pointed out again

>MASS SHOOTINGS ARE A PROBLEM AND WE NEED TO STOP THEM RIGHT NOW!!!!
>NO NOT THOSE MASS SHOOTINGS ONLY THE ONES DONE BY WHITE PEOPLE

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Maybe we should stop both

based and steelpilled

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Except white shootings are hardly a problem. Hell White people hardly ever commit crimes. We seriously need to just create an entirely White country. Just imagine how great it would be. No crime, no gangs, no rape.
Could you just imagine?

sup fbi?

Wrong, almost all of the rampage shooters have been white

That's a lie. But nice try.