If Alita: Battle Angel is such a bad movie why the audience enjoy and rate it better then Captain Marvel which is supposed to be a better movie according to critics?
If Alita: Battle Angel is such a bad movie why the audience enjoy and rate it better then Captain Marvel which is...
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Because movie critics are either paid shills or out-of-touch ideological leftists.
Alita: Fatty Angel
Everyone is retarded butt me.
dilate alitadrone
Based Bonbiposter
Cute.
is alita popularity picking up?
because people like what they want to watch and not what they're told to watch
No.
Go away reddit.
It is. Bluray sales were phenomenal this summer. Halloween costumes are gaining traction. Christmas sales will be strong probably too.
>Alita 53/100 metacritic
>Cap Marvel 64/100 metacritic
They're both mediocre above average, the only difference is only one of the actresses hurt white incels feelings, so like the children they are they have to go on every site to rate it down with zeros
>sardine armor
imagine the smell
>hurt white incels feelings
>crying about people giving capeshit bad ratings
the ironing
>Lowest common denominator has shit taste
News at 11
I'm just stating the facts that OP wanted to know, I don't really care what the ratings are
Alita fans are right though. People just use Alita to try to own the libs is retarded. "MUH CAPTAN MARVAUL. AHAHA"
based
based
>metacritic
Into the trash it goes.
>t. reddit
Go away reddit.
Because RT didn’t change their site yet for only paid ticket buyers, so the “Alita army” and alt-right idiots (idiots who supported the movie to spite CM) spammed positive reviews.
Cute
>believing that things such as "Alita army" or the "alt-right" actually exist
Because sometimes critics and audiences have different opinions on things
Alita: Battle Angel is great. Tons of brutal dismemberment for a PG-13. The action is just on another level. MCU has never had good action. Alita is like Avatar, it's just pure cinematic fun and sets up the shots that you will remember for a while instead of just hyperspeed referential memefests like MCU films.
>Rotten tomatoes
>Alita 5.9/10
>Cap Marvel 6.8/10
9 point difference in both sites, not much different m8
my dick the buying decision
>Giving a hot steamy shit about what rating any movie has on RT
go away discord
My wife and I enjoyed both movies. Have sex and dilate.
go away discord
take reddit with you
YOU FAGS ARE STILL HERE AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
They can't handle the cute.
i hope you get cancer for posting that webm
she's really hit the fucking wall
>Alita Thiccy Angel
Would.
Very, very true.
>dat entire Motorball sequence
My. Fucking. Dick.
What if both of those movies are bad?
More like Anita battle Angel cake.
Why did she half-ass it? It would have been so easy just to get a blue shirt like in underground fight scene or this green baseball practice shirt.
Also Alita isn't a spaz.
>Allyoucaneata: Buffet Angel
I can't take it!
The detail is so fine I feel like I could reach out and touch that little blue shirt she's got on and know what it feels like but also feel the cold hard metal body beneath and know that she couldn't really feel my reaching out to her
She literally does these in her bedroom mugging the camera, the whole thing is a half-ass
Christ I just want to punch her right in her bug eye face
Go away reddit.
She has touch receptors throughout her body. She would have to, otherwise she wouldn't be able to feel anything and control would be almost impossible. It's just that they are much more sensitive in the berserker body. She could feel you.
Don't mind me. Just waiting for the sequel.
Y'all motherfuckers need some free healings.
sequel soon
Not saying I have insider info but... wait until after Christmas for an announcement.
Critics were paid to shit on it by the Mouse. It really is a good movie. Its even considered Yea Forums approved kino. The haters that shitpost about it are a group of bitter discord trannys. They are jealous of Alita a cute and her ability to reshape her body on command.
So now that 'A Liter' has been given every opportunity to reach tabloid heaven, is it okay to gloat over its lack of success?
All-Eater: Batter Angel
that was fucking cringe
Go away discord trannys.
a poor reply.
trannys love this as it gives them hope of one day living a normal life.
Never forget.
Alita poster admits they would organize a raid on Yea Forums if their general is removed
>archive.4plebs.org
Alita poster admits they have a janitor who has told them he is a janitor
>archive.4plebs.org
Mod/janitor from the discussion in the linked threads above leaves up discord advertising while multiple users admit they have reported it.
>archive.4plebs.org
Thread full of wiped posts while the discord advertising link stays up
>archive.4plebs.org
Discord posters admit they plan on organizing raid threads
>archive.4plebs.org
Same mod/janitor leaves up discord link while post exposing them not even a minute after is deleted
>archive.4plebs.org
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Best alita cosplay?
that's a lie tranny. go back to your discord.
she looks too young
the boots are horrible
5/10 for the effort though
thanks insider user
go back to facebook autistic incel
They're both shit.
Hey.
good thing its happening after christmas. nobody wants the holidays ruined.
Go back to tumblr tranny.
she got the proportions right
go away reddit
>chubby asians
no you
dilate tranny
you first double nigger tranny
Great thread.
>you first
lmao dumb tranny
Wtf? Why is cosplay girl holding a fish?
>only response is projection
kys tranny
Ad nauseam retard with tabloid dog shit for brains needs a TRANSplant of ideas to do a better job of defending a movie that is mediocre at best and that will be lucky to get a sequel on the back of a cornflakes box. Try harder flea.
why don't you dilate discord tranny?
go back to discord trannies
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go away incel redditor
you first discord tranny nigger
go away facebook
I want to cuddle the chubby cosplay asian.
go back reddit
she said she couldn't really make herself look like alita so i assume she just gave up an did it like that.
keep responding incel you only dig yourself deeper
Because alitautusts for some reason picked up a fight with disney and marvel. They couldn't provide big box office or good bluray sales but at least they were able to give bad reviews bombing.
And I'm not even defending captain marvel, it's a bad movie, but alita fans are way worse then marvel fags.
Go away reddit.
You have to go back.
you first discord tranny nigger
Finally watched the movie from the camrip /alita/ was peddling back in May, it's actually kino
no. you first dickless discord tranny
no you
no. after you incel waifufag redditor
no you
What is wrong with alita haters? Why are they so retarded?
no you
no u
based get_over_it poster
I dunno. This shit has been going on since the early /abag/ threads. Alita haters are like a cult now. Imagine dedicating time to hating a wholesome movie like Alita. It can only be bitter incels that do this.
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no (you)
>To whomever finds this, please help yourself to the accompanying Alita: Battle Angel Blu-ray. I can't promise this film will resonate with everyone, and I don't expect most people to love it as much as me, but I can tell you that it was very special and meaningful to thousands of people around the world, and that most of the tens of millions of people who have been to see it at least liked it. While this film does have amazing action scenes and special effects, there is a whole lot more going on here; it has endearing characters, gorgeous cinematography, great acting, sweet little moments, uplifting messages, and too many quotable lines to count. If that appeals to you and you are comfortable with a fair amount of onscreen violence and with taking a genre seriously, then I can't think of a film I'd recommend more.
>#AlitaArmy
>You
>uYo
>fuYo
>fuoY
>faoY
>Faot
>Faggot
Wow
wholesome
You keep tellin' yourself that bub.
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>getting so mad over not getting a (you) they take the time to type all that
lmao
Imagine if everyone acted like a fuckin insufferable Pixar caricature
>implying i typed it
go away reddit
Yes.
Nice
it's probably some kind of nationwide conspiracy
120590729
>p-please give me a you
lol no
If cheating is so bad why do cuckolds get off to it??!
I think its bigger then a national conspiracy. Movies made in Hollywood show all over the world. A multinational conspiracy is more likely then just national.
Its not cheating if all parties are aware of what is happening and agree to it happening.
Fucking redditard lmao, go back and dilate.
Bump
ESL shitter
>Alita Burger Angel
because they wanto to stick it to Captain Marvel, and they decided that pretending to like Alita would do that.
Meanwhile, in the real world, things don't work that way... and both movies are bad
Sad but also funny
>Tons of brutal dismemberment for a PG-13
>for a PG-13
PG-13 violence is a joke
It's only an average movie. Not a single aspect of the film is great, everything is flawed in some way. Direction, casting, character design, setting, accuracy are all wanting.
Don't even get me started on that bitch with the sword hands. Is she fucking retarded? Bitch you have no hands. You can not function without hands what the fuck are you doing?
>You can not function without hands what the fuck are you doing?
hot swap bodies or parts.
Fuck off fag
Faggot
thats pretty good cosplay honestly
Arita: Butter Anger
Of course Alita was better than a solid 4.5/10 movie
That doesn't mean it was good though, because once again, popularity is not a metric of quality. They can be correlated but more than often aren't.
Is that a godamn fish?
Retard
Looks like the warpaint is bacon too. And the robo arms probably some vegetable stalk but I can't make it out
Hehe
Holy fuck that looks creepy.
Go suck nigger dick, tranny fuckers.
You were told to go away reddit. Why are you still here?
you discord trannies need to have your thread so you can call everyone a tranny (not fooling anyone btw) that doesn't like your shitty movie or shitty forced threads, all of you should be set on fire.
Bump
Stop projecting and implying tranny. Everyone knows you're a discord whore. Admit to yourself and move on already.
It was literally worst than Machete 1 and 2
Tranny calling the kettle tranny
That's funny because /alita/ is known for having a discord
Christ you cunts really are reddit incarnate
They are like the sons of Kojima at this point, I wouldn't doubt they've built a well in africa as well for the social media credit. I don't understand though, where is all this devotion coming from? It's literally one movie and they are still going on about it, is it just people from Yea Forums or something? These fags have made Alita into an ideology
Go back tranny.
>trolls create and fill an Alita related discord
>LOL LOOK ALITAFAGS HAVE A DISCORD XD
>its posted on the internet so it must be true
Its fake and gay just like you trannies.
Because the only people who saw alita in theaters were people who were prepared to actively ignore every flaw.
No way, man. I didn't even want to go see it originally because I thought the trailer looked weird but then the Bongs came back from their early showings and posted threads here saying it was good and I thought man Bongs just don't come out and say that so I gave it a shot and thought it was phenomenal.
bump
audiences are retarded
I hope those cringe alita threads also were made by trolls.
Man, Alita was such a great film
We need more Motorball cosplay.
bump
Such a fantastic movie
Whos the faggots on this fake tom holland discord ?
discordapp com/invite/T5DWmgn
You can stop pretending. No one is falling for it.
>rewrite it so hugo actually cares about alita
>he tries to climb the wire anyway, despite there being no reason to do so
>he doesn't instantly get off the wire when alita finds him on the wire
tranny BTFO
Just replaced all the alita blu rays at Walmart with 2005 dvds of son of the mask. Keep fighting the good fight bros.
Ok, this is just embarrassing.
SEQUEL NEVER EVER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I've been an alita fan for over 20 years and I'm hoping there's no sequel. Fuck these cringey defects.
>HURRRRRR IF I MOVE MY EYES A LOT AND TALK OUT OF THE SIDE OF MY MOUTH I'LL LOOK LIKE I HAVE A PERSONALITY
>MCU never had good action.
The Captain America movies have some really great action.
That's A-lotta Battle Angel!
>itt: seething discord trannies and redditors mad over Alita's success and their failure to shut down Alita threads on Yea Forums
See
And look at the alita discords here discordapp.com/invite/T5DWmgn
fuck that you couldn't pay me to install discord.
>If Twilight is such a bad movie why the audience enjoy and rate it better then Spy Kids which is supposed to be a better movie according to critics?
HAHAHAHAHA!
>a discord set up by alita hating trannys to troll alita fans
lol i wonder if anyone fell for it or if its all false flag posting and tranny dick sucking
bump
DEBBIE JUST HIT THE WALL
SHE NEVER HAD IT ALL
>why the audience enjoy and rate it better then Captain Marvel which is supposed to be a better movie according to critics?
Weaponized autism, Paco.
Were you not around for /Alita/ generals?
How autistic do you have to be to think you can gaslight people over something like this?
>failure
Alita threads are now just 4 alitadrones defending their crappy flick with the same images, they were successfully killed.
ONE PROZAC A DAY
HUSBAND'S A CPA
>still assmad their false flag discord failed and the truth came out
Its was months ago. Give it up already.
Bump
>threads are so dead that the alitard needs to bump them like this
Time to move on, champ.
This is the only correct answer.
It has nothing to do with how good the movie was (I personally liked it for what it's worth). It's just a bunch of hyper autistic spic weebs inflating the numbers and shilling this movie every chance they can get.
Tranny
When faced with their demise, the alitard lashes out.
Spic
>hates Alita so much they can't get over their failure to stop alita threads so they keep shitposting in them as if its in their power to somehow stop the threads from happening eventually
Reminder: Alita threads are here forever and so are (you).
Says the guy that bumps dying threads.
You're genuinely autistic, and I don't mean that as a compliment.
Friend, no one believes you.
RENT FREEEEEEE!
haven't seen this yet, but does it have themes about breaking the rules set by your boss, getting caught by the people you're supposed to be watching and then doing damage control by cleaning it up?
Thank you for proving my point Juan
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This girl makes the same 3 expressions in ever webm
I saw Alita this summer when a good rip finally came out. It was pretty good, not the greatest though. It wasn't so bad to warrant all the hate really.
It's a good movie, its just Disney mom's that dislike it.
English must not be your strong suit hey Paco?
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we really need an anime adaptation.
Nice. It would go well with a synth pop soundtrack.
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ALITA EATING A CORNDOG
>Seething so hard that he's constantly refreshing the thread just to reply to an user that called him out on his shit
Embarrassing
Considering the behavior Alita fans on here exhibit, it wouldn't surprise me to find they have a discord too
At least they're more dedicated to getting a sequel than Avatarfags
I didn't understand this in the movie, why do the robots need to eat? Shouldn't she be guzzling gas or something? This shit makes no sense.
perfect description
Homo
>1B
Alita didn't even half. SEQUEL NEVER HAHAHAHAHHAHA
Those dumb fucking alien eyes...
I was at DragonCon last week and saw a fair amount of Alita cosplays.
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very based movie
Loved this scene. James Cameron is so based
It was a bit jarring to hear Christoph Waltz say "I needed to kill." I don't think he has much experience with characters with that kind of outlook that are also supposed to be lovable good guys, the kind of character that Japan has a lot of.
I had sex twice today, therefore I have no reason to lie.
What are the current trends? Were there daughter and URM bodies? Store bought? Homemade? Get any part pics?
She is not a robot, she is a cyborg and her human brain needs nutrients, so she gotta eat to get those.
>alita threads are so dead they last a full day and still not at 250 replies
>alita threads are so dead
Thanks for bumping the thread Alita bro
you wish tranny
>alita threads are so dead they last a full day
You're a tranny.
>being bumped by the same four people so it doesn't archive
Tranny say what?
nice projection tranny, dilate.
NANNY NANNY NANNY YOU'RE A SEETHING TYRANNY SO SAD FOR (YOU) YOU'RE NOT A JANNY TOO ALITA HERE TO STAY AND NOTHING YOU CAN DO NANNY NANNY NANNY
Look at all the (You)s you got by shilling critics. Based.
thanks for confirming your autism juan pablo
>replying to that
The absolute state of (you).
>(you)
(You)
Passport photo?
120626008
no you
Requesting an edit. Any photoshoopers in the thread?
IMAGINE IF ALITA HAD A PUSSY IMAGINE IF YOU COULD FUCK HER
you're desperate aren't you?
it's called anime
I was impressed by the movie. Cameron and Rodriguez put together a solid movie. I ended up buying it. I got the DVD and BD as a set cheap in July. Its my first BD so I had to get a player. Found a decent BD player at a second hand store for $10 last week. I'll probably watch the BD this weekend. That will be my fifth viewing of Alita. I saw the movie three times in the theater and once on DVD so far. The movie is quite rewatchable. Its fun. So few movies get made anymore that can be considered fun. That's a good portion of why the audience likes Alita I guess. For all the flaws that nitpickers bring up saying the movie isn't fun is a farce. Its a joy to watch from start to finish.
no you're the one who desperate is tranny
kys tranny
When someone calls you out on your shit, replying with “RENT FREE” just serves as confirmation.
RENT FREE
I want top believe its some user posting RENT FREE to trigger some retards, but at this point im also thinking it might well be an alifag whos that stupid
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It is a good movie, but the plot lacks a resolution, and that was clearly done on purpose as a means of baiting for a sequel which will probably never happen.
Most retarded post in the whole thread.
The most retarded post in this entire thread
not an argument
the sound to that Alita clip is literally Take On Me
There's a theory that some people have an incredible hatred for overly cute things. I think it's on to something.
No shit?
>retarded posts deserve counter arguments
nah
>implying you aren't curious about Alita's cyber-organs
BECAUSE IT IS A REALLY GOOD MOVIE
Give it up already you fucking nasty trannies it’s been months holy shit
>there are people who hate cute and fly into a rage when pic related
sad desu
Tranny spammers should be permabanned.
Kill yourself namefag.
NOOOOOOO YOU CANT HAVE ALITA THREADS STOP IT RIGHT NOW
why are Alita fanboys so fucking autistic?
Get lost tranny. Alita has more right to be on 4chin then you. Move along back to your discord.
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I'm not a tranny, I just hate how trannyspam is shitting up the board. Both sides are doing it. You should all be ashamed of yourself.
B-Bonbibonkers?
You can always go back to discord tranny. You wont be missed.
Imagine getting mad at someone for using a feature
>there are people that find this cute
sad desu
Imagine being an attention whore and not expecting to get hate.
>NOOOOOO YOU CANT PISS IN AN OCEAN OF PISS PLEASE STOP IT
CUNT
Thanks for the heals
I needed that
have sex
I just had sex with your mom, what now tranny? She said she's disappointed in you btw.
How was that him being an attention whore? It is barely noticeable
He's been doing it for months. If you were an /ALITA/ regular you'd understand.
>I JUST HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOM
You now realize you've admitted to being an /ALITA/ regular.
>alitard
>calling anyone else söy
dilate in your discord filthy tranny
>DILATE IN YOUR DISCORD FILTHY TRANNY
>YOU CANT POST IMAGES ON AN IMAGE BOARD
Wow. Why the fuck are they even here if they've already got a discord circlejerk going? The fuck is wrong with these stupid cunts
go away reddit nigger
They've waged their own personal autistic war on 4channel because Alita generals kept getting deleted
Its a flase flag discord setup up by Alita hating trannys. You know that already though. You're clearly one of the low IQ trannies struggling to maintain the false flag. Give it up already.
Stop lying discord tranny.
>GO AWAY REDDIT NIGGER
based dubsman
explain how that makes sense
>She is not a robot, she is a cyborg
what the difference be?
>I'll reply with an image, that'll show him and if he replies to me he's mad
pathetic
I never saw a war take place?
it doesn't
Cyborgs started out as normal humans, Alita still has a human brain
>OH NO NO NO THE FALSE FLAG DISCORD TRANNY ALITA WAIFUFAG NARRATIVE IS FALLING APART NO ONE REALLY CARES ACTUALLY ALITA THREADS KEEP HITTING BUMP LIMIT NOOOOOOOO IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS
I've long since given up trying to make sense of your insanity, you tell me why you did it for a change.
>PATHETIC
>Cyborgs started out as normal humans, Alita still has a human brain
Did they catch the roboto plague? That makes no sense, you're telling me it's like return to oz where people are just heads?
I didn't do anything I'm just asking where the false flag narrative comes from and how that makes any sense
dilate
Sounding awfully defensive for a supposedly innocent man.
they're desperately trying to move goalposts so they switch it up and say "nuh uh it was you" like 5 year olds
Some people enhanced themselves or switched to cyber bodies to make themselves stronger and faster and live longer, but yes Alita's basically just a head
I just joined the conversation and I'm not even sure what you're accusing people of now.
ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL ALITA THREAD HITS BUMP LIMIT
FALSE FLAG ALITA HATING DISCORD TRANNIES BTFO AGAIN
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T USE ARE OWN TACTICS AGAINST US ITS NOT FAIR
>they're desperately trying to move goalposts so they switch it up and say "nuh uh it was you" like 5 year olds
nuh uh kiddo
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i would hardly call it successful unless you consider spamming 'rent free' to any valid criticism as an actual thread
wtf is going on in this thread?
So let me ask this, Alita was from URM which was an enemy to earth, no? Or are the sky cities their own entities?
Sure you don't buddy, you just fell off the turnip truck this morning.
>i would hardly call it successful unless you consider spamming 'rent free' to any valid criticism as an actual thread
S A D !
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>VALID CRITICISM
HAVE SEX
>S A D !
Movie story could be different, bur right now the short answer is yes, mars was in conflict with earth.
>HAVE SEX
Post all your wojaks im saving em up
So isn't alita technically supposed to be against the doctor and everyone else as well, or just Nova and his city?
>FUCKING JANNIES KEEP DELETING OR MOVING TO BANT ALL THE THREADS FULL OF WOJACKS LATELY. THEY DO IT FOR FREE. WTF?
no idea
You're right these threads consist of nothing but shitposting not much discussion about the movie takes place
Imbecile, theres a link to your discord in this thread. Shut the fuck up about it already. You have a discord and want to shitpost on Yea Forums.
The only shitposts I see are alita hating discord tranny raiders trying to shit up and derail the thread.
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false flag post
Yes, but the movie also was aware of this question, I remember those two Hugo's friends talked about it.
Have you actually checked that link out?
Holy fucking shit, youre really anoying
>US ALITA HATING TRANNYS MADE A FAKE ALITA DISCORD TO TROLL ALITA FANS WITH I ALREADY SHITPOSTED THE LINK UP THE THREAD NOW GET IN THE DISCORD SO WE CAN TROLL YOU
Shut the fuck up Jerome.