Hi I'm one of the most shallow characters on television where everything always goes right for me and there's literally...

Hi I'm one of the most shallow characters on television where everything always goes right for me and there's literally 0 consequences to my actions and I just speak in 1 tone, ask me anything

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will you be my irl gf?

You literally just described every woman ever.

*sarcastic monotone retort*

Imagine if she pegged you with a black dildo haha what a weird thing to think about lol

Have you ever had your heart broken?

Why is she so strange looking is she a jew or something?

Like this?
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jesus christ me on the right

That's her btw

Hi I'm OP and I watch comedy shows and bitch on the internet that they're not flawless character studies

So is this
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me on the right after making a thread complaining about women

looks like part native maybe

Can I give you a foot massage?

*sarcastic monotone retort*

Do you steal? Because you look like you steal things.

He's wearing those knee-high socks not just for comedy effect but because he has hideous leg scars from having his legs crushed by a truck as a child.

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She had a stroke when she was like 19, her interview with Marc Maron was kind of interesting on why her personality is the way it is, she's very introverted and non personal

How do you feel about the mtv series daria?

She was so hot in Legion bros...

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Is that why he always looks kind of strained? I didn't know that. I hope he feels better some day.

*sarcastic monotone retort*

I’M GONNA COOM!!

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She's really WEIRD and...AWKWARD. I love it!

SHE'S SO QUIRKY AND RANDOM >.< I WANNA MARRY HER

She’s got aspergers in real life

>perfect angle for a facefuck
What did she mean by this?

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is your detached ironic cynicism a way to cope with your fear of human connection

Literally the only funny woman I've ever seen.

*sarcastic monotone retort*

What is you favorite sex position?

Hey there just you wait a second. Natives are beautiful

I want to ass fuck her.

She's kind of hot in this weird sort of way.

Yeah sure. Right after I jump out of a window into a pit of spikes

that show was worse than Big Bang Theory

Kay, but suck my pp first