Some theaters actually made this rule with the premiere of The Joker coming soon

As a single woman I would feel 100 times safer if my local theater had this policy to be honest

it would be awful if they searched my entire body. then i might actually have some physical contact from another human being. haha

>some user actually renamed a Yea Forums image with the IMG_###

Hero

At my theater they just implemented a policy where all single straight white males between ages 16 and 49 have to fill out a questionnaire on their sexual history before they will be allowed in.

Based, redpilled and true
Cringe and edited

Did you just assume my gender?

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formerly male

When you export from photoshop don't downscale the image next time.

why not just claim to be gay?

Yeah, we've had that one for a while but recently they added the penis inspection on top of that. Honestly seems like a bit much desu

formerly penis

No! They will find My candy!

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Hide it up your ass, that's what I do

They thought of that, and if they don’t buy it they show you pictures of ejaculating cocks and measure your erection

Well, better than naming it "file2triggerautists"

Colorado fag here. After the Aurora shooting, they were checking women's purses. They did this while I was legally concealed carrying. The whole thing was apparently worthless, more of a reassurance than a practical counter to would be active-shooters.

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how many kinds are there?

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tell me where that theater is
I would instantly sue

>paying $100+ for what should be a $14 experience

It should read "single white males" although I doubt a black male wouldn't be able to find a date.

sandniggers, taconiggers, riceniggers, oilniggers (nearly synonymous w/ sandniggers), island-niggers, mediniggers, gyroniggers, nigger faggots, faggot niggers, sure i missed a good bit

You obviously never heard of the story of Thaddeus McMichael

No, but I have heard the story of Whitey McWhiteboi many, many times.

youtube.com/watch?v=jhT8sT5GV4w

This, his life was also a tragedy.

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No way I would go to Joker without my gun on me. Those showings are going to look like the fucking wild west

[Thaddeus insisted this post was a joke]

>as a single woman

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Perfect time for a female mass shooter to make her mark.

uhhh....

I used to think that his life was a tragedy but now i realize that its a comedy.

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Didn't he come out recently and immediately started posting Yea Forums's favourite kind of pizza again?

Meme magic

Snowniggers, riceniggers and wiggers

Fuck, you said riceniggers. Replace that with curryniggers

Yes and its rumored that he's back in jail.

Last I heard, he did that interview where he talked about how much sex he got in prison and how into traps he is now. But it's been like six months since then.

>how much sex he got in prison
Did he get his neghole pozzed?

I spent a little time in prison and I can confirm that prison rape is a meme. There's lots of fucking inside but it is mostly consensual. The only ones who get raped are the rapists and nonces.

>put on a dress
>stick the gun in your underwear
>they can't stop your gamer moment now

>go to see Last Jedi with friend
>single male sits beside us
>looks and sounds like a Brony
>fucking commentates the trailers, not actually sure if he's talking to us or himself
>sounds like a cringey anti-"SJW" ranter on Youtube
>Projectionist starts playing the wrong movie for like 40 seconds
>He starts muttering vague nondescript threats "They'd better start playing the actual movie soon..."
I'm totally in favour of this

kek that was me

What kind of retard actually believes this
Any business that did this would be lawsuit city.

yeah, and you have to provide at least 2 phone numbers of ex girlfirends which they check

Fuck you, disgusting cumsocket faggot bitch. KYS

FOR THE SAFETY AND COMFORT OF OUR GUESTS MORE LIKE FOR THE POPCORN PROFITS OF REGAL LMAO

ITS MOSTLY FOOD AND DRINKS SMUGGLED IN BAGS

ALAMO SERVES ALCOHOL TOO, COPS HAVE PRETTY GOOD RESPONSE TIME WHEN THE PERIODIC DRUNKEN BRAWL BREAKS OUT

Have sex

That's a bit rude. I took this pic at my local mall last winter.

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This looks shopped, I think it said backpacks and bags instead of single males.

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>CC my blaster in with me
heh, nothing personnel kid

Now this I can get behind

>fun is forbidden

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This is exatly women problem. If given the choice they vote to make everything safer.

Roastie your time wil come

This is awesome

I'm gonna get felt up by Robert?

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Bet he’s never even used the communal theater showers

I do, dumb faggot. Quit projecting.

>actually spending $30+ to get fondled by some retarded guy and have to sit next to Tyrone munching loudly on popcorn and generally ruining the experience
>instead of watching it in 3 months on your 70 inch TV in the comfort of your own home

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He’s referring to the gunman skirting this rule that way, mouth breather.

lol

Woman (male)

only in america.

O SAY CAN YOU SEE

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Single Gamers is kinda redundant

Here's the video, if you like.
youtube.com/watch?v=lGsXGiBOwIY

And I guess he's done another interview with him since, but I haven't seen it.

youtube.com/watch?v=P8vmT37WdMk

Penis Inspection?

>single males
You could say they're Solo males.

>going to the theater, to watch a movie, surrounded with people, and paying top dollar for it

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>black niggers
>brown niggers
>yellow niggers

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you mean
>watching a shaky 480p camrip with hard encoded korean subtitles the day after premiere

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Amen and god bless

Why not go with friends or your gf?

bring your candy in a plastic bag from a drug store and tell them that you're "prescription" is in there and that them peering into it would violate HIPAA. That's what I do and they never bother me about it.

your* fuck

I can never understand why people do that. I mean if it is some shitty movie I understand. But watching something like Joker for the first time with extremely bad quality video and audio is just so...... so crazy.

They should just have an auditorium reserved for single viewers. Then they can all just shoot each other. Incel problem solved.

That’s a bit convoluted for some Mike and ikes but I respect the hustle

They know user

The Detroit/Saint Louis approach to crime control

You should be incel.
You and your racist kind deserve nothing but death.

Eat shit and die