How will Disney fuck up the X-Men Yea Forums?

How will Disney fuck up the X-Men Yea Forums?

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Magneto was in a concentration camp because of Tony Stark

lets start with Wolverine being a manlet with all the charisma of a wet sock.

>How will Disney fuck up the X-Men Yea Forums?
Royally?

it will be renamed X-People for starters.

Give all the women dyke cuts and thesistwash Nightcrawler's faith in Christ while Ms. Marvel will be all about Islamic theology.

Well basically it will be 2020 and it's everything.

sexy outfits = all gone.
ugly 3rd world actors = all in.

Not as bad as the previous movies.
MCU is pretty decent when it comes to casting, except for Valkyrie

>everything is quippy and "funny"
>anything serious is undermined quickly by a joke
>Avengers characters are shoehorned into the movie
>Tony Stark somehow has a role or influence on the plot
>trying to force hundreds of mutant characters into an already existing universe that has never once mentioned mutants or just pretending they have always been there just never seen including that time all the heroes of the universe teamed up
>costumes will all have the same crappy designs and styles of every costume in the MCU regardless if they are a WWII soldier or an ancient cosmic being - they all shop at the same store!
>crappy miscasting and recasting
>months of "critics", bloggers, and shills claiming its the best X-Men movie yet
etc

Basically what happened with Spider-Man

X-Sentient Entities Whose Feelings and Opinions Matter Just as Much as Anyone Else's.

This and Rogue is back but get this...she's African! And woke! Isn't that great? Watch out for her, she doesn't take any lip from cisgender white males and she's not afraid to let the patriarchy know it

lmao at this point who fucking cares

OP image is from this

Xmen is lame shit
Literally why does anyone care enough to even make this thread

Even in the Fox movies, they just had black leather jumpsuits that were hard to move in, I think I remember some DVD extra on FX saying that the actors needed help getting over some kind of stone wall or ledge that wasn't even high.

Her power fits nicely with this

So...a comic book accurate depiction then?
Sounds good.

They'll fail to cast Joey King as Kitty Pryde.

Tony Stark created a new gen because he's stark! also he invented the time travel! he's GOD! he can do everything! stark stark ¡stark!

This

How are they gonna do the whole Magneto is a holocaust survivor? Magneto would have to be what? around 90 years old?

Unironically tho it will have to be a mutant origin story. They can't just mesh xmen with mcu otherwise.

100% they will have at the veryLEAST cameos by jackman, stewart and McKellen

They'll make him black and say he is part of the Rwandan genocide and tie it into Black Panther

With black the cast probably

origin idea: At the end of Wandavision, Scarlet Witch doe a reverse M-Day creates mutants as her fantasy world implodes and in her grief at losing Vision again

Dr Strange will rescue from their collapsing reality, with many thinly veiled quips about Sony.

Deadpool will be involved of course

I'd rather they just make him age slower cause mutant.

One of the X-Men cartoons had him use the Captain America vita ray machine to become young again. Could be fun

he'll be a mexican who survived drumpf's border camps

Dyke cuts are hot as fuck though so I’m ok with this. Captain marvel made my dick diamonds in endgame

Did they just forget that Inhumans already exist if you want people with genetically-determined random super powers?

If they're just going to retell the same stories we already have but with different actors, what is the point?

black wolverine, gay iceman, trans rogue, cuck cyclops, fat emma, muslim xavier

>gay iceman

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They already have a literally African powerful woman with Storm you dummy.

What's wrong with another? Oh wait, you're not a racist are you?

Storm and Black Panther were married for a while right. Maybe vibranium unlocks her X Gene and she's wakandan

Kek. The irony is that whatever Disney comes up with is still going to be far better than the stupid garbage the comic writers have done in recent years.

not him but simple, the spotlight

just give me Biel as Rogue

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Rogue is muslim, her hijab is symbolic of her powers you see

Friday wil be the voice of Cerebro when Professor X uses it. He'll fall in love with her and she'll use him as a puppet to resurrect her "boss" Tony

>How will Disney fuck up the X-Men
How much time you got?

again, spotlight, miss marvel

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they should do it thinking about people who saw X Men 90's TAS

That's actually not too retarded