Cast her

would you kill yourself if you knew 100% your waifu would jerk you off after death and have your kids? i'm thinkin its an okay deal

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>you cant trust no female

fixed

u still die a virgin tho

>It's what he would have wanted
>took his own life

Never occurs to her that just maybe he wasn't happy with the relationship and kids were not on his priority list. I mean he could have easily fucked her before he killed himself, he could have gone to a sperm bank and left a note, he could have shot a load into the freezer IF this was what he wanted.

Wow, now that makes sense.

>get pregnant with chad's baby
>give your betaboy a hotshot
>take all his stuff and his family are now a blank cheque for the rest of your life
>marry another beta a few months later
yeah 'based'

>marry hot as fuck broad
>still kys
fucking normalfag. If he didn't already, I would've unironically told him to kill himself.

Nigga's gonna be paying child support from beyond the grave.

he was a manlet
you can go on for a while like that, but there comes a time when you cant keep the pantomime going anymore

Notice how you created this entire story

Goddammit, you people are sounding like my crazy grandma. And you do not want to end up like her. Christ...

Haha this thought didn't even occur to me but you might be fucking right.

Sounds like she cheated on him,got prego and that's why he took his own life.

stop using the word "waifu" incorrectly

your grandma seems based af shame she has a cuck for a grandson

Based user dropping the truth like a goddamn NUKE

What the fuck does being short have for importance WHEN YOU ALREADY SCORED A HOT AS FUCK BROAD?

>Jermimah
WTF america, are those like hardcore Mormons or something

>old women dont understand women they're crazy
lmao you dumb motherfucker old women completely understand women because they've lived 70 years as a fucking woman, they are right 100% of the time about thotts

Come on user. Who in their right mind would think they need to "extract" sperm from a dead man before they call 911 to report her dead husband? The man probably killed himself because she confessed to being knocked up by some other guy or, at least, having an affair.

maybe she jerked him off to death and staged his suicide

She calls my mother "naive" (ie retarded) everyday, tells my dad, who works 24/7, as "not doing enough" and that "she's paying for my uni" (with the whooping 100 bucks per month she sends), hates the only sister she has that likes her and likes the one sister who tried to poison us, and meanwhile is not letting my folks work the fields and just ruined a ~15K business venture, all the while ruining the crops for about 5 years now. Try again with your "based" assumptions. She's a vile woman.
A crazy bitch too in love.

>all of life's problems are due to no gf

jesus, how simple

>this manlet cope
Lol you all kys eventually.

too soon

Name 1 problem that isn't solved by sex.

Shotgun blast to the face.

>what he would have wanted
>took his own life
hmmmm...

>BUT IM RICH
>BUT I LOVE MY CAREER
>BUT I HAVE A HOT WIFE
>BUT IM GOING TO START A FAMILY
>BUT IM ABOUT TO CONQUER EUROPE
all just a cope to stave off the inevitable suicide

having too much sex

Impotence.

brown birth rates

if they were married, why would it matter
she's getting his money anyway

sounds like she's just insane
imagine if a man did the same thing with his dead wife

women are crazy lol

your grandma isn't crazy, women over the age of 60 are the ONLY ones you can trust.

Sounds based as fuck desu

Yeah but by killing himself he voided all rights to his own body. Assuming he was married the wife is 100% justified in taking the sperm. She inherits the seeds.

...fucking her corpse to get her pregnant?

Isn't this rape?

>not being an arch lich
fucking casual

Can you really harvest sperm from a dead guy?

she could just lie that she already has his child since they are married anyway
this would just add more suspicion since the conception time his death time don't match

>trust
>baby boomers
hahahahaha no

you can harvest sperm from anything if you try hard enough.

>Her brother Drew, who was the best man at the couple's wedding, set up a GoFundMe page to help with the costs of IVF.

Brehs...

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idk if she really loved him then I could see someone genuinely doing this.

ES LA TRAMA DE UN EPISODIO DE: «MUJER: CASOS DE LA VIDA REAL».

resolved by outbreeding brown people

Had to cut open his balls I'm sure. I mean how else....?

Based

Sex doesn't solve anything stupid ass

holy kek shes pregnant with her brother's kid thats why her husband killed himself

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how would that even happen, he cant have a boner when he is dead

This. My boomer mom constantly rags on the #MeToo women

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That's sweet. Real life yandere.

Sounds psychotic. Assuming she didn't just cheat and is trying to cover it up to protect her inheritance, I hope the sperm is unusable or IVF fails. She's probably going to be some abusive MSBP nutjob exploiting her little miracles for attention, fame, talk show appearances, book deals, etc.

Damn it. That sounds very plausible.

Can you really jerk off a dead guy?

You actually do get an erection if you die violently, the bloods gotta go somewhere. Of course your brain is DEAD so your nervous system won't work to ejaculate.

Women don't have sperm and never will you freak.

Nobody cares about you and your 3rd world shithole drama.

STD's