It's a Jack episode

Looks like a Nikki & Paulo episode

This guy should slit his fucking wrists

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He proudly displays the claws and emphatically plunges them in expecting beautifully shredded meat but you can feel his optimism fade with each pull.

Kek

This has to all be a troll right? I refuse to believe somebody can really cook like this over and over again

You're meme claws

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It'd probably work if he knew how to cook meat properly. Still I wouldn't buy a unitasker for that even if I liked pulled pork, a couple of forks work fine when I make duck and pancakes.

Whoever said chinks didn't have sense of humor was fucking wrong. That kid is a comedy genius

>guy
uhmmmm sweaty.......

reaction vids are almost always lame but imagine the absolute kino of making a tv show where gordon ramsay reacts to cooking with jack videos

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this is giving me a heart attack

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Why is there so much oil?

I was I never knew this jack

Buddy of mine has these in his kitchen and insists on using them every time I come over to hang out, I think he genuinely thinks they look cool.

>it's the user with his GF episode

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the claws are funny too because he buys useless garbage that never works well and only makes his already terrible cooking worse

>ywn record that nonsense over and over until she gets the right one that makes her look cute enough, clean the mess, edit the video and post it on her instagram for other dudes to jack off to while she has already left for the club

I was going to make a post pertaining to the fact that feel when no gf, but that stupid cunt made me angry enough to change it
FUCK YOU, WORTHLESS BITCH

souce

>bacon
>it's actually ham

>souless product made to appeal to incels who dream the "perfect" cute girl with 1001 cuts in it.

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A woman that can't cook is just as useless as a man with no job.

It's back bacon

He eats like he cooks and is still recovering from his second stroke.

euros call that bacon

>cracks egg open with a knife
yep, guess who's gets an invite to my joker viewing :)

yeah i hate friends who invite me over for food as well

>She can't cook
Name a bigger red flag

>if Jack was a sexy woman

WHY IS THE OIL BLACK

>That necklace
Begone, heathen.

>implying she doesn't throw that food up after the video

i like pickles this looks good

>Teeehee I can't cook and are basically fucking useless, aren't I cute user teehee now you get to buy me takeout food at a ridiculous expense and if you can't provide for my retardedly high maintenance lifestyle you just don't deserve me at worst teehee

he deleted this video.

dude she contributes a lot, she put up that weird stencil of feelgood corporatist buzzwords on your wall

That's a bacon medallion, real bacon doesn't have the end bit cut off

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Mmmm, Trichinosis.

Food for Thot

European bacon is best bacon

The pork clearly wasn't cooked long enough.

It's good because it gets the women hating incels seething.

rusnya v stoylo

Post more abysmal cooking pls

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Watching jack hasn't been the same since the stroke.

He had a stroke?

Yeah around a year ago and now his limp stroked out arm is just there jiggling in every video. Watching him stuff his face with raw meat loses a little bit of humor with the lifeless arm reminding you about his mortality.

>constantly see his webms posted
>think he HAS to be ironic or some sort of parody channel
>he's totally legit
>saw the video with chicken
>blood dripping out of it
>he actually says "look how juicy that is"
>he then says you can put it in the microwave for 5 minutes if you don't like the 'juice'
>he then proceeds to eat the undercooked chicken
It blows me away

Damn you're right, check his latest video and his arm is just sort of hanging there doing nothing all video.

So much wrong with this, how can you fail this much with frying eggs

......why not just use a pair of forks like a normal person

what's his yt channel?

lol'd

>Mhm's in your path

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bacon doesn't have to come from the belly, dumbass, in fact belly bacon is only common in america because it's a cheap-ass cut of the pig that you can't do hardly anything else with.

Cooking with Jack show

Has anyone got the webm of his making god knows what, but it's like he throws fucking everything into a pot? Full cans and jars of shit

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Are you suggesting he could use a right-hand man?

>NO AMERICAN BACON IS THE BEST
U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A.

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This but unironically

America has every version of everything, so this is true.

bacon is just fatty ham

absolutely beautiful woman but imagine living with her coming home and she's thrown the dinner in the trash because shes a lazy piece of shit.

please post more jack webms even though I've seen them a million times, I just can't help but be in awe at them

Define "abysmal".

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>half a minute webm is more thrilling than the whole MCU

They do

she probably burned the butter really bad

christ, the shit people do just for internet points.

Bitch got told to add oil, so she went to the gas station.

Modern horror film directors should take notes.

a challenger to the throne??

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kek

Hey fuck off buddy.

This woman has never been there when a man came home.

is this what you get when you successfully defend russia on /k/?

Why did Steve cut his hair shorter and lose muscle mass? I don't even think he shows himself at the end of vids anymore. I hope he's OK.