Tfw you're European and won't get shot during the opening week of Joker

>when you bring me out... can you introduce me as Joker?
>ALLAHU AKBAR

>tfw you're Canadian and won't get shot during the opening week of Joker

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They didn’t care about Arianna Grande either.

>IMAGINE BEING A NOGUNZ YUROPUSSY
LMAO

OH NO NONONONONO

Just bring a concealed carry and sit by the exit. You’ll be fine if you’re not a pussy.

Any joker coming to my house its a caliber 12 brennekke shotgun in the face then i take out the big gun.

I'm pretty sure they specifically targeted her due to the young audiences that she attracts. To them, Killing Children is actually saving them.

>be yuropoor
>go watch Joker at kinoplex on obening nite :DD
>pay extra 20% VAT tax
>sit in tiny theatre with small seats
>tee hee i bet le amerimutts are getting shot right now!
>enjoy moobie
>leave kinoplex
>bump into muzzie
>he calls his gang over to you
>they stab you
>hours later they go rape that hot stacey you had your eye on all summer long but were to afraid to ask her out
>she orgasms and from then on dates only shitskins
>10 years later she tearfully goes on the news to say she was "groomed by asians"

welcome to euro clown world

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you'll just get acid-attacked/truck of peace'd

I'm 100% serious if I was American I would not go to the theater that week

Nah you'll just get blown up, ran over, or have acid thrown at your face

Hahahaahhaa cunacuck

>tiny theatre
I’ve never even seen a small theatre here they’re all big chains like odeon or vue

sounds just like Bognor Regis

still, I can go to the cinema opening week without fear of getting sprayed by an uzi :^)

pussy

Change muzzie to nigger and you have the normal american experience

>>tfw you're European
not much longer

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i was making a joke about how everything is cramped in europe. when i visited i did not watch any movies or look inside one of your many kinoplexes.

>he doesn’t know

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Guys I’m in London and i have a bad feeling about this. Screencap this and press F if something happens

Joker is only liked by edgy teens. Harley Quinn is liked by horny edgy teens.

A true kinophile welcomes death

ILL GIVE YOU A FREE F RIGHT NOW JUST FOR HAVING TO LIVE IN L O N D O N

I wish I lived in the USA just so I could get to experience that dread of possibly dying while watching this kino. That uncertainty, that adrenaline while watching a masterpiece like this would truly be a once in a lifetime experience.

you're already living in London, nothing can be worse than that

I see the logic in it. You either die young or live long enough to dilate.