The Dark Crystal

Why do people want to fuck this creepy looking thing?

Why did both Gelflings from the movie look like they were perpetually high?

>love the show
>remember that all the gelflings will be holocausted
:(

Remember she also has TWO DADS. Netflix simply can't help themselves with this shit. The again they're also responsible for the show using puppets, though. Creators wanted to go with full CG.

You say that like it is problem hmmmmMMmmm

Gelfing holocaust is good thing, Gelfling aren't people, Gelfing are less than people because they are Gelfling

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Except the gelflings mouths were not expressive at all. They were.very rigid and it was something that really stuck out to me..
Especially the evil princess.

That bird needs to be put on the sex offenders register

By 'essence' I assume you mean 'pusy juices'.

Maybe.

>"SKEKFAG, SKEKOWITZ, SKEKBERG, YOU'RE BEING SUMMONED! Your Emperor has a task for you! You'll have to travel to the Valley of Silicon Crystals, and force the Tech Reptiloids to change the search results for "White American Family" on Google Images!"

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My friend Greta is a lot like Deet. Same relentless naive positivity, same chirpy voice, even her accent and her speech patterns are very similar. I didn't particularly want to snuggle, hug and kiss Greta before but I do now, by golly.

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does she smell

*AHEM*
I'M GONNA SAY THE G WORD

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one was raised by podlings and the other by mystics. they were high 24/7

just normal girl smells unfortunately

You mean cinnamon and rainbows?

Excellent

you cant smell a rainbow dumbass it's just water and light

Alright lads, it’s that time again.
>Best scene from the show?
>Best scene from the movie?
>Best character?

>Best scene from the show
youtube.com/watch?v=PDLWrKrweCs
>Best scene from the movie
youtube.com/watch?v=WAHhpMJbfxQ
>Best character
Hup

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I just finished the show and movie back to back, and there’s a few inconsistencies I’m confused about.
>The show establishes that the Skeksis can’t directly take energy from the Crystal, yet they do it in the beginning of the movie, and essence is now only for Emperors
>When essence is taken in the movie, your body doesn’t disappear and you become a mindless slave
>The Movie kept switching it from “The UrSkeks split THEN the Crystal cracked” to “The Crystal cracked, splitting the UrSkeks” with us even seeing the Chamberlain crack it

Are those things that get touched upon in the extended material?

You're not trying hard enough.

That bird is a chad.
More chad than you and I.

>youtube.com/watch?v=PDLWrKrweCs

Would have been better if Archer shot out an arrow that returned and pierced him committing sudoku but that might have been a bit to on the nose for the kids.

>When essence is taken in the movie, your body doesn’t disappear and you become a mindless slave
in the movie they don't lower the crystal directly in front of their targets anymore, they use a reflector so the body doesn't disappear

not sure about the other stuff

At the beginning of the movie they're getting energy from the sun through the crystal, no?

Story is good trying to get used to a puppet show. But it was better than expected, it would be nice to see this with human actors.

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>Best scene from the show
You. Took. My. Seat.
>Best scene from the movie?
TRIAL BY STONE!
>Best character?
Chamberlain and the Hunter

See, I thought that might be the case, but it’s never really explained.
So the Skeksis figure out that they can still survive off the Crystal if it absorbs sunlight? Because they completely abandon the direct approach for essence in the show.

No, if humans were involved they wouldn't be able to resist CGI and mo-cap everywhere.

i just realized in the show the opening to the suns is split in 3 parts but in the movie theres only one opening. maybe that made a difference

I’m hoping season 2 explains that a bit, because it just comes off as weird that the movie opens with the thing that the show used as a starting point for the Garthim War.

Wings.

Based and birdpilled
fuck G*lflings

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>best scene show
... NO
>best scene movie
Chamberlain getting raped
>best character
Chamberlain

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i can explain it after thinking about it. in the movie when they do the sun ritual the narrator says it doesn't actually work. likely the reason they went back to trying it was because they're out of gelflings. the podling essence being for the emperor only is likely for this same reason. not enough to go around anymore

What about Brea's?

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Since they'd run out of Gelfling essence maybe they figured having the suns in a single conjunction would boost the crystal's power rather than having 3 separate sources?

>best scene show
>... NO
the emperor is absolutely based

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yeah it seems like they went back to the sun ritual out of desperation

>"I felt like it was a tale of civilizations and the impending doom they face from time to time. The story had been in my head for years and I was delighted to have the opportunity to express it to a wider audience with Frank. While there has been suggestions made that we modeled the antagonists after the Jewish religion, I think you can substitute any party that is pushing for an end to our way of life. It will hopefully be a tale that can last and act as a lesson for future generations."

- Jim Henson in an interview with the CBC in 1987

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all the more satisfying because gelling was such a dry pussy bitch (forgot her name)

Underrated but not as cute as Deet

i think they will adress it in other seasons. They need a new solution to drain the energy from the cristal, now that the gelflings are revolted.
And a way to drain essence whitout destroying the body.
It is just more technologically advancements that SkekTek need to fabricate.

That the essence is just for Emperors is because the holocaust of gelflings, now the essence is a scarce resource

Season 2 will be kino
>Garthim wars
>Gelfling holocaust
>Movie general will be back
>Darth Deet
>Wall of Destiny creation

So the Skeksis are caricatured Jews right?

with human actors or CGI the show would be trash.
im glad they use puppets, its very refreshing in a world full of cgi

not if James Cameron was in charge

Are these jews the birds of the reptile world?

Why did Archer die before touching the ground?

I hope we see more of the heretic and the wanderer next season, they were super cute together.

magic

>it would be nice to see this with human actors

HERETIC

he knows his time was coming

>that scene where she hugs the scroll keeper

How many seasons do you expect netflix to greenlit?

anyone noticed the Chamberlain actually redpilling Rian on the balance of the skeksis - gelfing relationaship and then Rian just forgetting about it or deciding have adventures with his friends was better than preventing genocide?

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I can only see one more seasons worth of story so hopefully that's all we get

I WANT TO NIBBLE ON DEET'S EAR AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

>everyone immediately starts talking about being a stand-in for a black character, unlike other gelflings, will probably be useless, etc
what?

Rian had hope that they could actually win the war. He figured that all of them could overpower a few Skeksis.

kek

I love how the fucker was saying PLEASE when he was trying to get Rian in the palace, the real suavon

Skekung will be a treat. It’ll be great watching him see through the Chamberlain’s bullshit and constantly call him out.
My worry is who will do his voice, since his voice is pretty god tier in the original.
>I AM EMPEROOOORRRRR

Yes. See

I think Chamberlain cares about the Gelfling on some level. He said that he was the only reason why they weren't genocided off the bat when the Skeksis took control--though he probably advocated for them only to keep them as pets. He's rarely seen in the show consuming essence.

>Best scene from the show
Rians dad sacrificing himself only for it to immediately be for nothing
>Best scene from the movie
Haven't seen it yet
>Best character
The heretic and the wanderer

I want to BREED a gelfling

Rian is consistently portrayed as an incompetent unable to get anything right through the whole show.

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>Skekung will be a treat
I was confused why the general looked nothing like the movie one until he got retired.

but the essence was a game changer, the other skeksis wanted more and more, Rian know they were doomed.

We need a volunteer to fuck the darkening out of Deet! Be warned that it will destroy your dick and balls for good.

>I don't think anything will ever be like it was before
>No, it'll be better

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If you see them as jews, you're an antisemite

He obviously was just playing Rian like he did the general.

Yeah I was wondering about it too until they talked about bringing SkekUng back to the castle at one point, and I realized the current general was someone else.

>two dads
>not one
>two
definitely not black

it's just his 4D chess. he lies to everyone if it brings him further and he only acts for his own good

Not steal virginity! Just... putting the tip in, yyyeessss? Just... see what it feels like, yeeeesssss

mmmmmmmm

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I kind of wanted to see the other story they had planned for over a decade, the one where the girl made of fire comes from the center of the Earth to ask for a shard of the crystal from Kira and Jen.
What ever became of that?

I'm working on some Deet pron at this very moment. Never did rule 34 stuff before so it might take a day

>Rian already seeing himself tapping that grottan ass
>suddenly magic aids

I don't know why everyone is bitching about the two random gays that are irrelevant to the plot and don't do anything, and completely ignore the heretic and the wanderer who are totally gay for each other. Maybe it doesn't count as gay since they are technically the same person.

Read the comics about it.

Godspeed user

May Deet's Grot reign eternal

no NO YOU WILL DIE

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Worth it 100%. Although shouldn't my dick and balls just become corrupted dick and balls?

What a pathetic sacrafice in hindsight
>skekmal gets thrown in goobles
>grabs rians dad to take a kill before he goes
>they both get consumed by goobles, skakmar getting his ass chewed to oblivion
>somehow survives, despite going in first in a ocean of toothed worms strong enough to destroy a wooden stump in seconds

It's more of a bromance user, unless you think those four wanderer hands kept busy all those thrine

>Kills the snot nosed retard and not the Emperor or Chamberlain
Biggest assassination screw up since Gaddafi.

>the heretic and the wanderer who are totally gay for each other
They're the same person. No one gives a shit if you masturbate.

Skeksis stronk

>The stories and information shared by Chamberlain are artistic works of fiction and falsehood, serving the purpose of manipulating things towards his goals.
>Only a fool would take anything he said as fact.

DARTH GROOT

kekskil

I really want to see how the skeksis looked at the very beginning. The only thing I could find was some shitty fan art.

>Haven't seen it yet
My recommendation is to wait until the series wraps up. That way you get a direct continuation.

I'm just saying, they wanted to try to merge back together and they've been alone with each other for a looooong time, they had to have tried anything and everything at that point to merge together.

Like hunter does probably. Aughra said they got out of shape since she last saw them.

Zootopia has the next wave covered mate.

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Was the hunter an eco fascist?

they are not gay, they are the same person, it´s like thinking that masturbation is gay because your hand is from a man

It is though. You should only ejaculate inside a woman’s vagina or else you’re a faggot.

every humanoid is weak, old and or clumsy. to make things worse the only character with physical prowess is killed of in the first season.
s2 will be like watching senior football

TWO DADS

What boards do the skeksis frequent?
>Chamberlain: /pol/
>Hunter: /k/ and /fit/
>Gourmand: /ck/
>Scroll Keeper: Yea Forums
>Scientist: /g/

There are still some Skeksis that haven't been shown like skekSa

being two dads doesn't mean they're necessarily gay, homosexuality is an assumption in this situation

Why he would believe him? that's like Obi Wan believing Dooku after he told him about the Lord Sith controlling the Republic

Only two episodes in so far but...
>Best scene from the show?
Chamberlain backstabbing The Scientist
>Best scene from the movie?
Just this, and trial by stone
>Best character?
Chamberlain and Scientist

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>Best scene from the show? HMMMMmmmm
>Best scene from the movie? HMMMMMmmm
>Best character? HHHHMMMMMmm

>Best scene from the show
Either Chamberlain's mindfuckery in the carriage with Rian or the puppet show within the puppet show
>Best scene from the movie
Any Chamberlain scene
>Chamberlain
Yes

Why was Hunter such a chad, though? Even among the Mystics it seems like Archer was way more active.

the wings, user, the wings

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The use of the crystal is weakening the skeksi's long term. Hunter doesn't stay at the castle so he's in better shape. Archer probably wasn't a constant weed smoker like his fellow mystics

Who would fit into this toast? Chamberlin maybe?

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>Chamberlain's mindfuckery in the carriage
Overal theres some top tier dialogue in the show I wasnt expecting.
>youve got heart
>ill take that too

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Rian and Ordon vs Hunter was a great scene. Probably because it's the only straight up fight until the finale.

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Is this shit worth the watch? It looks interesting. Is there lib propaganda in it?

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Yea. It is. No.

Is there a cleaner version of this?

>dat feel when I have a thing for crazy sisters instead
In reality Tavra would probably be the best choice. After all, she is the funny one.

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>No!

>Creators wanted to go with full CG.
I would not have watched in the least. The puppets are the only reason to watch this.

It's a genuinely excellent prequel no one expected to be this good. Also, puppetry with good use of CG to supplement it and no the other way around.

I thought she meant her father and grandfather.

Thanks i'll be watching tonight! Will probably avoid these threads for spoilers

I dont like the writers kinda forgot about my boy Hup near the end of the season. Or that he served his purpose already. I need more Podlings!

>skekposting

Why do people insist the Chamberlain was trying to manipulate when we know he was 100% on point because the gelfing holocaust did happen and had openly spoken for moderation among his peers?

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Took me way too long to realise every episode title is a quote from the movie.

>HmmmMMMmmm posting

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HhhHHMMMMmmmm

Stellar cast, too. Getting Mark Hamil as the Scientist was a good call seeing as he's the one Skeksis who actually undergoes something of a character arc.

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because chamberlain is all about power. seeming reasonable so you can swing from one opinion to other is sensible approach. hell, that's how he got general.

MARK HAMIL
mARK HAMil
mARKHAMil
ARKHAM

I was completely blown away when I read that Simon Pegg voices the Chamberlain. I never in million years would have guessed.

yeah
he knows what the character is supposed to sound like and doesnt try to put a twist on it

Never pegged him for such a top notch va.

>pegged
Ha

What he did to the Gruenaks though.. Yikes

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>Mark Hamill seems happy when he talks about TDC
>Mark Hamill gets sad and angry when he talks about Star Wars
what the fuck happened?
How is Netflix more faithful to Jim Henson's vision than Disney is to Lucas?

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Netflix can still fuck around a bit with creative shows. The megacorporation Disney has too many boxes to check before the product goes to the consumption centers

Because in a surprising case of sanity it was Netflix who wanted to stay true to the original and have it be a puppet-based show. Like one user said above the creators wanted full CGI.

Cry more, faggot.

It really is a weird timeline. Out of all of the old properties, would you have guessed that The Dark Crystal would be the one to get a good, faithful sequel/prequel?

I can't believe this. I barely see the point doing this in full CGI

I knew after so made this image that it was going to be the one anons use. I made it, bros.

Who could've guessed? TDC was always a weird movie. Making a prequel does make sense, though. When you look at it the entire movie was basically set during the end game and after these big events protagonists and audience don't really understand.

You are now officially eternalTM

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It and Cobra Kai are the only two things I've enjoyed out of this whole nostalgia jerk-off phase and I never cared about either of their source materials that much. It's a weird time we're living in

post Deet ears

Yeah but it actually staying true to the original and being good? Youd think popular shit like Star Wars etc. would get better treatment from the companies managing them not a semi obscure puppet film.

hmmmmHmmm U made fuck niggers IMAGE YES?

The Dark Crystal and Blade Runner are the only revived properties that stayed kino

i feel like im universe B where this shit is praised

watched 5 minutes of this and turned it off

Not that user but this is my handywork.

>I NEED TO FILTER ALL MY MEDIA FROM LIBRUH PROPEGANDER AHHHH

I didn't know Chamberlain was a janny

>and I never cared about either of their source materials that much.
Same here. I do wonder, are there any hardcore TDCfags among us, who actually hold the film up as one of the things they like the most in the world? What are your thoughts on the show?

Pleb filtered

fix the hands and add a pin and i'll save it

it's one of my favorite childhood movies that i hold in great regard. the show is even better

Yeah, that one isn't mine. This is only mine

>You see a horde of Gelflings running at you, full speed? It's a self-defense situation.

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Do I need to watch the movie first before the show?
I watched it many years ago and can't remember anything

The show's a prequel

It's probably the greatest thing Henson ever made that was ahead of its time so nobody understood it. Imagine if The Dark Crystal was finished? Imagine if he had a 30 million dollar budget, was still alive and made it today?

It would be heralded as one of the greatest fantasy epics ever.

Mad Max?

This board had a fit for 6 straight months that Fury Road was "muh feminist peopegandeer".

you're right, I forgot about Fury Road

Well Im happy for you, you won the property revival lottery.

>the only one to stand up against hunter
other than archer everyone was too much of a pussy

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No, you can just watch the show on it's own. Having the movie fresh in your memory will actually probably confuse you more in the beginning.

That was just the shitposting extravaganza of the week. A half dead Max beats up Furiosa in the movie, anyone who thinks its some sjw shit is retarded.

There were literal who Yea Forumscels who made 2 hour long commentary videos on it...it wasn't just "pretending to be retarded".

Cobra Kai is pretty fun. It's not as polished but it's still entertaining.

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How could you even have watched it knowing that some of the voice actors and puppeteers weren't even white? You should have boycotted it right there to keep yourself pure and safe.

>literal who Yea Forumscels

Like I said, retarded.

That has been part of fantasy since Tolkien you tard, it's literally in every high fantasy story involving different races.

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Is this show worth watching?
I watched the movie a few months back.
I can't say I disliked it, the visuals are great but when it came to story it was pretty basic.

>Mother Aughra: I went forward in time to view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict.
>Rian: How many did you see?
>Mother Aughra: Fourteen million six hundred and five.
>Rian: How many did we win?
>Mother Aughra: One.

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yes the show is better than the movie

Change tits into ears or deets and it's perfect.

It happens time and time again. You start a good netflix show, and then halfway through its like a switch flips and they start shitting it up as much as possible. I don't have any major problems with the left other than 'everything they touch turns to shit'

Apologies for the shotty hands but I couldn't find good Chamberlain hands.

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You sound obsessed, I hate to break it to you but most of the first world is fine with progressive left positions.

based. thanks user

Did you cry over that tranny frog in Rocko too?

The Jew fears the puppet master

it was he dad and her grandad you fucking mook. noticed what she called her grandma?

No, you didn't, because you didnt even bother watching. You just a typical 4chin faggit jumping on what you heard on reddit.

so is essence just cum? are they turning the gelfling into cum?

exactly

gelfling lose in the end rite?

>Well well well, you wouldn't want to be DIFFERENT, now, would you???
And they call me obsessed

Why do i want to fuck Deet so badly

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Gelfling made for skekCock hmmmmMMMMMMMMMmmm

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What the fuck?

because you think you have a chance with her because she is a green homunculus who loves all animals. but no she wouldnt pittyfuck you

The eyes

it's the eyebrow bones

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>hmmmmmmms ur path
heh nothin personel hmmm

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You are the one complaining when it's fairly obvious that your personal sensibilities don't reflect general audiences so I'm not sure who/what you are actually upset with.

Seductive ears

This FAGGOT doesn't even know they have 4 arms

Tbh that line(if in the avengers films) is dumb.....outcomes would be more balanced and spread out if he saw ALL outcomes.

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if you watch the movie it will actually spoil the show.

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You sound fairly naive talking about this, as if what the general audiences are given objective good content with no agendas.
Also implying that most of them aren't retarded

on ep2 where the chamberlain/scientist shitshow is going down
does based hmmmmmster have a lot of air time over the show?

Oh yes.

yes, probably the most air time of all skeks

Yes, we get it faggot. Nobody understands how against the grain and "unique" your hipster conservative beliefs are and everyone around you is "le stupid" because they don't filter all their media by how politically aligned it is with their feefees.

It must be the entire world that is dum dum. Christ, you people are insufferable now. You can't even watch a puppet show

>muh agenda
Just to remind everyone in the thread, this is because there is 10 seconds of an implied gay couple who literally have no lines of dialogue.

>He is even worse than a Sifan, he is - may Thra forgive me for uttering this word - a Grottan.

nice
love all the squabbling that goes on between the raptoid gang

But they DO filter their media thats all they do jesus fuck I refuse to believe that you aren't just baiting at this point.

I haven't even seen the show yet, was talking about media frequently having an agenda in general. As ive said earlier in the thread, i'm glad to give it a look since it seems interesting

No, most people who watch a show or film don't do extensive /pol/nigger litmus tests to make sure it aligns with their beliefs first. Normal people don't behave like lunatics, you know...like you?
>I haven't even watched it yet
Lol and nobody is surprised.

Hup peaked during the singing in jail. Then he just threw up a lot before getting thrown around.

You no like hmmmmMMMMMMmmmm?

>I haven't even seen it yet
>But it has an agenda
Literally everytime..

I never said it does you goober! I was only asking if it did!

Why is that the first thing your /pol/cel brain has to ask though? Just watch the fucking thing and formulate your own opinions instead of moral checking with other equally autistic faggots to make sure it's okay.

marathoning the first 34 minutes was enough

Mother Aughra was so good in the show

Oh please enlighten me then, what liberal propagander did you manage to spot in 34 minutes of a ten hour show, user?

oh my god just kiss already you faggots

The only thing in it that will bother you is a 2 second clip of two (male) puppets holding hands.

I'd rather not waste my time with cucked things, thats why I asked. Does there really need to be a justification for this?

This show
>was created with the premise of yet another unnecessary tacked on good guy rebellion
>is yet another desperate attempt to tap into something nostalgic
>and as a direct consequence of being unplanned and unnecessary contains ridiculous stapled-on soft retconnning of the existing media
>began with like a 5 minute long exposition dump
>followed by characters giving out their backstory to each other in cringey dialogue
>has the netflix seal on it

And after knowing all that info 10 minutes or less into the beginning of the first episode, there are people who unironically kept watching.

Why.

>do I really need a justification for my batshit insane ideology demanding that I self-censor media I am told is wrong think?
>isn't calling something "cucked" an argument?
You need to be 18 to post here.

The show is literally none of that.

Yes, because it makes you sound like a retarded person.

There isn't a single moment in TFA or TLJ that feels like genuine SW. It's all so dry and fake on top of being retarded.

they just ate the scientist eyes
what the fuck i thought this was a kids show

>it bombed

What the hell is wrong with people? Did disney successfully ruin the mainstream audience for good?

there is no libbie shit
all races are capable of good and evil shit. even podlings vary from being shit eating idiots to heroic archetypes

>everything is an ideology
>i'm a good boy who supports the thought police :DD
Am 19 and get laid, DING DING DING

Whats that? Did you hear that bell? Thats the dialation bell. You know what that means!
>ITS DILATION TIME YAYYY YAYYYY
Now go dilate

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>he didn't like the Yoda scene

nublade runner only appeals millenials tho

>it's a babbling insane 19 year old
Oh, my mistake. I thought you might have just been mentally ill. Don't worry, you have time to grow up and get embarrassed by this.

you're losing your fucking mind over a puppet show you haven't even watched. take a fucking second to think about what led you to this

The show actually made me like her.

Conservatives literally get off to being thought police though? Did you miss the repackaged Boomer talking point about censoring violent video games?

>it's been a whole 2 days since I've watched the series and movie and there still isn't a season 2

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You are even more delusional than the other tranny giving out (you)'s. I think i'll actually enjoy this show, nothing was said that contradicts that

>muh tranny boogeyman

That was utter garbage.

You mean 'Gender Neutural Boogey Entity'

then what the fuck is your problem?

youtu.be/z2TmV8o2gCw

That's because it will probably take two years before it comes out.

I still can't believe this shit is on Netflix, if not Netflix what service could also pull it off, HBO?

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Jeez user just look at the chain of replies, the other user started this argument.

you may be as mentally ill as the trannies who cant enjoy anything for the fear that it may disagree with their worldview bud. get help

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I doubt HBO would bother making this. Also holy checked

There's also the possibility where that isn't the case

Why do all of these weirdos want to fuck this goat-faced midget puppet.

I will wait for it

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How do people who think this explain all of the countries where conservatives regularly win elections?

Because her cloaca is big enough to fit your whole hand inside.

Because she cute

You're a goddamned deviate who should just buy a hooker.

No, it's obvious that the people making media don't give a shit about general audiences beyond trying to propagandize to them.

Nothing is sacred anymore.

You are literally the one who came into this thread and started complaining about "oh man, I don't know if I can watch this, it may not ideologically fit with my beliefs". Nobody even asked your opinion or cares.

Sure, in this shoe. In most shows, you get subjected to long feminist rants, whites-only villains, blacks being represented at twice their actual demographics, gays being represented at 5-8 times their actual demographic, every villain holding conservative values and every hero being ultra woke.

Kek

Skesis will wait for a thousand thousand trine more.

you forgot about Rian's dad

What?

gonna be weird watching gelfing death camps next season

Or you know, you are literally obsessed with politics and you mistake general consensus with "muh PROPEGANDER". The US doesn't give a shit about gays doing literally nothing in a show or movie.

See again, you are an insane person.

because its got a pretty face

what do those shows have to do with this? fuck off

I wonder if you think talking like this makes others think you are intelligent

Someone's triggered

also hmmmmMMMMMMmmmmm posting beings and wanting to fuck deet

If it was going to be touched, it was probably going to be an authentic labor of love considering the original was cultish and not very popular.

The heretic and urgoh ep was awesome. Did not see that coming with the skeksis and mystics either.

where are my gelfling lewds I demand gelfling lewds

>not hmmmm, nothin’ personnel

You mean them being two halves of the same being? Wait till you see what they look like when they're combined.
I hope the Heretic and Wanderer recombined, even if they probably shouldn't be able to, just so we can get one in the show.

Absolute retard.

>not hmmmHMMmm nuthin' personnel yes?

ENOUGH, FILTHY GELFLING RUIN THREAD WITH POLITICS

MORE SKEKPOSTING

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hmmmmmmMHMHMHMMmmm

TRIAL BY STOOOOOOOOOOOONE

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Thank you, much better

>mfw in season 2 Hup is going to have to put down Deet
>he gets made a paladin for it
>gets disillusioned with everything and leaves
ends up surviving into the movie era

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So since the stone is heavily worn out we can assume most trials by stone end without anyone breaking the stone. With that in mind: how do they decide the winner in those cases? The depth of the cut? Good form?

The sound of clang when the blade hits.

Whoever makes the biggest
>CLANG

I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ONE THING GELFLING. YOU EVER GO WHINING TO AUGHRA AGAIN ABOUT SHIT BETWEEN YOU AND ME, WE'LL HAVE A PROBLEM, MY FRIEND."

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He raises her kid too

sweet, sweet digit essence for the hhhhhhhMMMMMmmmmm posters

Why is she so perfect bros

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the chad general
the virgin chamberlain

Man did the UrSkeks ever get off easy,

I wanted to watch something with puppetry. Sue me

>UrSkek: *new age philosophical nonsense about oneness*
>Jen: So, you are planning to go to jail or something, right?

>sorry bye, we need to peace out back to our home planet. Cya

She has to make up for Rian being terrible.

When they die they just vanish.

It was different when I thought they were the original protectors of the Crystal who gradually became corrupt and then removed themselves from the world for the greater good after being restored, but knowing they stole it in the first place and then set about ruining everything makes them less ethereal mystics and more heinous villains. They probably fucked off so fast because they knew Augrah was on her way down to rip them all new assholes.

Isn't she more like the Drow to the Gelfling's Elf?