Anybody seen Richie?!

WELL IM SORRY TO HERE THAT

WHOSE HAWT DAWG IZ ZISS HUH?

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WELL AM SORRY TO HEAR THAT

>wheeze
cuz now...

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Based and rare classic.

STICKS

I offer FIVE THOUSAND for that hot dog right now.

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WHOS DA BOXER? YOU DA BOXER?

You a tough guy eh? What could joo do to me?

big guy witta dawg anna bun

I'm gonna take you to the bank Senator Trent... the blood bank.

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youtube.com/watch?v=vLe_BZ1mo3I

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i will snatch every bitch punani

>AHH FACKU PREASE BARADDU PITTU MY PROBREM ONRY WITH GINO! PAREESE BRADDU HE BURRY MY ITARIAN FRIENDS!

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U MUTHAFUKA U KNOCKED MY FUCKIN TEEF OUT

Something for something.

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>literally posting the same thread for 4 years

how based can one user get?

>4 years
Yea Forums didn't start when your banana boat washed up here

tv started when teh archive was made sweetie

based luposter

Bobby Lupo prequel when? The title writes itself.

>Anybody see the bandit? Anybody know why the bandit did my tangerine?

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What’s with this bar
>Looks like the bar from Dusk till Dawn except in the Bronx
>Filled with greasy wop goombas
>Filled with a couple of biker dudes
>One chinaman in a tracksuit named Sticks because he dual wields pool cues
>Attacked by a wop cop who is played by a aMongolian-Irish-Jewish-Native American
The villain is the best part of this film. The one where Seagal fights Jamaicans and is partnered with Keith David is kino though

What's the password, asshole?

>scenes women will never understand
youtube.com/watch?v=bNC739HZAYg

OI WHERE YOU GOIN?

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Based as fuck.

How did he light those 2 needles on his back?

Post the scene where they are pissin

>You got a problem little man?

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beautiful

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Kino

i used to watch seagal movies every friday with my friends because we enjoyed how bad they were, we even hated ourselves enough to get his energy drinks they sold at walmart to drink while watching them... i miss having friends and i miss seagal...

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>i used to watch seagal movies every friday with my friends because we enjoyed how bad they were, we even hated ourselves enough to get his energy drinks they sold at walmart to drink while watching them...
sounds just like the shit i would do with my friends

You and your friends are based

ez
EZEE

Marked for Death is a masterpiece

same we even watch lawman with his Seagal vision

I love how every time Seagal speaks to a black person his lingo changes. It's fucking beautiful and I hope you all notice now

There's many different Seagals:
>ghetto seagal
>native american seagal
>environmentalist seagal
>russian seagal
>spec ops seagal
>marine seagal
>regular detective seagal
He's a chameleon.

Sounds like something me and my buddies would've done.
We had a good time watchin some movies. Wolf Creek 2 still provides laughs after quoting it

and he's a great musician too with his 10/10 album songs from the big chair

>leaving out Japanese Seagal

>that hairline
We could have had an absolutely kino Dracula. What a waste.

he did do a vampire movie, though he was the hunter not a vamp

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Wew lad that movie. They said they weren't vampires, but they couldn't go out in the daylight, and they behaved like zombies. And then there was that one scene where Seagal's lines were dubbed over by a different actor. It was worse than bad, it was forgettable.

What's the name of the movie?

>Struggles to bench an empty bar
What'd he do, 200 reps?

against the dark
its pretty retarded
youtube.com/watch?v=T1VrbqJEdus

user, the point of the bench press scene is to show how much his muscles deteriorated when he was in a coma and how he has to start over and really really work to get revenge, hence him only doing the bar

kek thanks

What do you think am doing?

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EZ...

isn't he a reincarnated dali lama?

this has a very distinct RE vibe

WHERE YOU FROM FANOOK!?!

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He is.

>tfw no birthdays to snatch

punani

I know you guys meme Segal and all, but Exit Wounds is legit kino.