Black Christmas 2019 trailer
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Christmas for blacks 2019 trailer
pass
>Female cast
PASS
The last two versions had female casts
It’s just worse now because it’s the 2010s
unironically this.
when will they ever learn?
Why? Who asked for this?
Last two movies fucking sucked ass.
Boring abysmal retarded garbage.
Worse than a24 cuck shit
And as we know, it’s nigh impossible now to write female empowerment without it coming off as cringe
>2nd remake
>umm instead of a psycho killer white frat guys are the killer this time
this is woke
>another remake
no
again?
>Last two movies fucking sucked ass.
>implying the original is bad
*groan*
Did it really need another remake? I want fucking Jason!
A non-sexy full female casts won't attract a male audience. I'm sorry but that's the truth. I hope the budget for that movie is low and that it's really well made, because it's going to need it. HW tester.
We’re not getting another Friday the 13th until Sean Cunningham and Victor Miller stop having a legal slap fight
Don’t horror and empowerment contradict each other? True horror is vulnerability. Only the Evil Dead movies mange to do both.
God, will a pack of niggers just rape my asshole already?
>I hope the budget for that movie is low
It’s Blumhouse.
5 million tops.
It's terrible, save for a handful of minutes at the end.
You're a brainlet that's easily entertained by trash.
>female screenwriters
>female director
>implying women are scary
The orginal didn't try to do the whole female empowerment thing it just happened to take place in a girls dorm.
>Black Christmas
You mean Kwanzaa?
Exactly.
I was pretty happy with the trailer right up until they spoiled the twist. It seemed reasonably faithful up until then and I like the modern interpretation of the guy creepily calling the girls (phone static and SMS). Then all that goes right out the window because it's actually some fratboy cult shit and the girls all band together to fight him off? Fuck out of here. The use of a plastic bag to suffocate one of the killers is a cute nod to the original but with everything else in the trailer it honestly feels like a misappropriation by making the previously (ie: in the original, not earlier in the 2019 film) dangerous killer now a victim of his own weapon from his empowered no-longer-would-be victims.
I like the original a lot and it was one of the trailblazers of the American slashers. This looks like garbage. I assume it's PG13 too?
Looks entertaining, like Happy Death Day 2U if it didn't rip off Groundhog Day and wasn't a comedy.
Will probably watch when it gets an online release
>horror film
>not having a female lead
Pick one. That's the entire point of these films. The premise falls apart if it's a guy cause men are competent
I guess you'll never watch the original, then.
>this poster is brought to you by SCARFS
stop being an autistic faggot
>From the producer of
Women weren't miserable whores 40 years ago
Nothing will beat the 00's remake final death.
have sex with me please
>horror film
>not having a female lead
>pick one
*blocks your path*
>inb4 that doesn't count because it's horror-comedy
the omen and henry portrait of a serial killer also have the male's as the lead and those are straight horror films
original is a masterpiece. this looks like feminist trash
>dude it's an evil male cult
has to be the stupidest plot twist they could think of
im sure it'll get 100% on RT because YAASSS YOU GO GIRL!
Finally, a remake of a Horror movie.
I've been waiting so patiently for such a thing to happen. I hope other directors take note and remake more movies.
>female director
pass
why the fuck is literally every movie that comes out now feminist trash
To be fair, Slashers are pretty feminist in nature. That doesn't mean it needs to bash you on the head with it, though.
i hate women
i hate muslims
i hate blacks
i hate gays
i hate jews
>has to be the stupidest plot twist they could think of
kek. Watch the first remake and you'll see.
older slashers did it more subtly
The original is great though, they’re so cunty you cheer when they die. It’s got an anti-femitard message.
first remake is decent
true, it wasn't as forced
>incel murderer
dropped
you're retarded, original is kino
Because ((diversity)) gives employment to the lowest plebs in society.
True. They knew that what's important is to tell a story, not a message. Horror movies don't need depth; they're essentially thrill rides.
I know, and I like it as well. I have a soft spot for those mid-00's horror remakes like this, Sorority Row, My Bloody Valentine, House of Wax, etc
It's just that Billy's backstory, motivations, and I guess appearance (eh) are fucking retarded in the remake.
>Just turn your brain off, bro
Of course it spoils everything.
Nu-trailers are the worst.
The most witless shit they could have come up with.
>Gorgeous original girls replaced with ugly, dyke looking multi culti slags
>deranged psycho replaced with handsome white frat boy cult
>thoughtful message about abortion and reckless sex and feminism replaced with “MeN r BaD! GiRLs R sTrOnG!”
Isn't Poots in her 30's? Kind of weird casting choice there.
>spoilers the whole movie
>some feminist shit about girl power and evil white fraternities
Jesus this is awful
The director has mostly made mumblecore movies
Dread Pirate Roberts deserved better than this.
the trailer spoils the whole movie and it looks fucking terrible
are they using golems? lol jews
>tagline not "Slay, Belles"
They had one job
Why do modern trailers give away the entire movie?
looks fun
Stop being an embryonic manchild.
You're a retarded transexual. "Kino" what are you gay and 12?
Read your post again and think if that's the way a normal human being should behave.
> Hawthorne College is quieting down for the holidays. But as Riley Stone (Imogen Poots, Green Room) and her Mu Kappa Epsilon sisters—athlete Marty (Lily Donoghue, The CW’s Jane the Virgin), rebel Kris (Aleyse Shannon, The CW’s Charmed), and foodie Jesse (Brittany O’Grady, Fox’s Star)....
Imogen Poots is 30 and she's still an undergrad sosh? Is this a college for retards or something?
> Just in time for the holidays comes a timely take on a cult horror classic as a campus killer comes to face a formidable group of friends in sisterhood.
> A black-masked stalker begins killing sorority women one by one. As the body count rises, Riley and her squad start to question whether they can trust any man, including Marty’s beta-male boyfriend, Nate, Riley’s new crush Landon or even esteemed classics instructor Professor Gelson. Whoever the killer is, he’s about to discover that this generation’s young women aren’t about to be anybody’s victims.
Hardest of passes.
wasnt there already a black christmas remake
I hate fraternity movies and the stereotype they try to portray. The dark cult ritual stuff barely actually happens when you live in one. Most of the time everyone just gets drunk and play video games and girls are only there to cause problems.
Didn't TP already make a Christmas Madea Movie?
>Marty’s beta-male boyfriend
If you pay close attention to all of Billy's mutterings and rantings in the original it actually paints a picture of what angle they went with in the remake.
What's this fucking nonsense?
Why is Black Christmas an empowerment film? The first one was about creating abject terror because ultimately the pointless minutae of these educated freethinking women was at best a distraction from the reality that a lunatic pervert was hiding in their attic and slaughtering them. It was a downer film, just bleak and depressing.
Fuck remaking it, it was already exactly the movie it was meant to be.
But do niggers go watch this shit ? Cos no white guy will ,lel
Imagine the Jews having to watch this on Christmas because all thats open is movie theaters and Chinese restaurants. KEK
Oh Vey
like most jews dont just enjoy christmas he was the king of jews , obviously til they killed him
>This and Cats are Universal’s big holiday movies
>underestimating the furry crowd
lock up your kids
Calling it now, Elwes is the killer this time around. Something about these chicks taking their opportunities for granted or some shit.
Not even the furries want it
The furry community is a bunch of socially stunted sexual degenerates. I refuse to believe someone interviewed to find out their interest.
What's more likely is the writer went on a forum where they gather and saw them saying it looked shit. That won't stop them from showing up to yiff
>It's another christmas-themed horror movie
This and "le several people in an old and forgotten asylum see ghosts and shit" movies should fucking stop already.