I just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. You should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK.
BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
It's okay for people to enjoy life and not reproduce.
Owen Gutierrez
Sorry dude, my wife and I have a parent teacher meeting. Our James called the black kid a nigger at school. Yeah, he’s based af but you know... gotta act all outraged and disappointed for show. Maybe another time bro!
Elijah Cook
These people should not reproduce.
Lincoln Green
Where's the problem then?
Benjamin Morris
>only read first sentence cause tldr I lived in Fukuoka, Japan for a year. It was a large city and it was fucking awesome. I don't think 'big city' is a bad thing, it's more which city based on who's living in it.
Dominic Jenkins
Lol, these guys you faggots mock are pretty lame, but not anywhere near as pathetic as someone that would actually take the time to post this. I mean seriously, why haven't you killed yourself yet? This is what you do with your sad life? You mock these cunts because you know your life is literally far worse.
Josiah Lopez
>Some chanlets unironically belive they are, in any shape or form, better that OPs caricature.
