What did you think of the film adaptations of The Fault in Our Stars, and Paper Towns?

What did you think of the film adaptations of The Fault in Our Stars, and Paper Towns?

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>What did you think of the film adaptations of The Fault in Our Stars, and Paper Towns?
I really want to fuck Charli XCX

What a faggot

I dont know much about that guy but I am willing to bet hes a pedophile with a huge childporn collection.

>food analogy

>key analogy
>A key that opens many locks is a pretty damn good key
>A lock that is opened by many different keys is a pretty damn shitty lock

Seething incels detected

You have to have very low self esteem to see yourself as just another one of the 48+ cheerios that your wife will momentarily enjoy. And that a man's role in marriage is just that.

it's a metaphor! i'm not actually smoking

Both are retarded. Food provides subsistence and it makes sense that you would eat a variety of food over a long lifespan, while sex is largely for pleasure and it’s not vital or logical you would have such a large amount of sexual partners. Meanwhile, the key analogy compares men to the active agent and the women as a passive tool that the key can easily “open up,” when attraction is a two way street and dudes who bang a bunch of bitches and get reverse POZZED are barely any better than chicks taking 50 different loads. But at least that one works as a clever joke

Women are selectors in the market. If they select a hundred people and you, you are low value. If they select only a few and you, you are high value

Daily reminder that divorce rates scale very closely with number of previous sexual partners among women

Any man who writes books for teenage girls is suspect

Being a whore is a bad trait for either sex. It shows you have very weak impulse control and have very little respect for yourself.

There're no virgins over the age of 16 anymore sweetie. You just have to get over your misogyny and accept that women are people too and will have sex.

You're only saying that because you're a virgin. Stop hating because no one wants you.

You can be a person without being promiscuous, you know?

I watched PT for Cara DeleCUTE.

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Yes but devaluing someone because you're promiscuous is VERY sexist.

the proto-incel

Why would it be wrong to judge someone based on virtue?

>Daily reminder that divorce rates scale very closely with number of previous sexual partners among women
They don't really. Women with zero premarital sex partners have low divorce rates, but that's because people who don't have sex before marriage are strongly religious. After that, divorce is generally higher for woman with low numbers of sex partners. Most likely because they married the first or second person they slept with, without fully understanding what they were getting into. Of course, divorce rates are high for those with the highest number of sex partners, but that's again expected.

The point is, as often, moderation is key. Unless you're marrying a traditional catholic virgin or something, your marriage will be more successful if your wife has taken a few dickings before you came along.

>yfw John Green would happily eat a cheerio already eaten by 47 other people

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Source

Virgin women have the happiest and most successful marriages even after controlling for religion.

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Lmao. I'm 6'3" and jacked, guarantee you can't even talk to a woman you fucking loser.

t. Coomer

>tfw hooked up with a 13 year old when I was 19
>6 years later and we're engaged
>her first everything
Why even try for older women or used up whores? Seriously.

>women are held to a different standard
That's because it's easy to be a slut, but hard to be a Chad. Fucking retard.

No you're not. You're lying on the internet because you're a loser! Sad! Have sex incel.

>Yes, this post right here

Wtf bro that's literally illegal. You should be in prison being raped by Tyrone.

I think the issue here is that instead of lowering morality for everyone, their focus should be on improving morality for men.

Never watched them or read those books. The only thing I've seen this guy on are those crash course videos on youtube. They're okay.

Her parents knew she was dating me and there never has been an issue. I've been called a cradle robber, sure, but that honestly never bothered me. Relationship is solid as a rock.

Better metaphor would be imagine having a bowl of cheerios that 6 guys o it their dicks in.

So you're both arabs or what? As a powerful red-blooded American man I reject you.

Didn't this guy get accused of soliciting nudes from underage minors at some point and it just quietly went away?

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