Based motherfucker mike at it again

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im actually beginning to turn on mike now, this is pretty funny

Disney has never been good. It's always been phony, overproduced American feel good crap trying to pass off the worst kind of commercialised kitsch as sincerity. Walt Disney was exactly the same kind of sleazy immoral businessman as the people who are running the company now.

>You will never be this based
>You will never have a 12 inch cervix pulverizer
Should I just end it?

How is this a genuine response? Isnt it possible to hate all capeshit? DC is garbage also.

>my generation's star wars

double cringe

Mike's had enough, now he's slamming his 10 inch cock down on the table.

My generation? nigga looks 40

more like kike magay

How can one man be so fucking based? Is the answer his giant cock?

>my generations Star Wars

yikes and cringepilled.

>Walt Disney was exactly the same kind of sleazy immoral businessman as the people who are running the company now.
This, go read what BASED Tolkien thought about this hackus maximus

Nigger, almost every good animated film that disney has made came out during the renaissance era. The decades before and after were lucky to eke out one or two good films by comparison. Fucking zoomers I swear.

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So brave

Bottom row is all trash, except for Mulan.
Disney's best era was the golden age and Pinocchio is best thing they've ever put out.

Literally only one of those isn't trash

How old is this guy? He looks old enough to have watched the prequels in theaters.

The Little Mermaid and The Beauty and the Beast are the only great films there. True classic musicals with minimal bullshit.
Aladdin and The Lion King are good, but flawed. The others range from okay to embarrassing.

Loco and banditopilled.

The Little Mermaid > Aladdin > Beauty and the Beast > The Lion King > Mulan > Hercules > The Hunchback of Notre Dame > Rescuers Down Under > Tarzan > Pocahontas

Who is this man? why do you zoomers care about comic book movies so much

You posted this thread earlier and I will reply the same way I did back then.

>Disney
>Creators
Nearly every single one of their 'great' films from the 'classic' era were adaptations of something. Disney, in the modern era, has produced more original content than Disney did in the classic era. Disney has not been 'creative', ever. They have just taken existing things and made them appealing to mass audiences.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Peter Pan, Pinocchio, Alice in Wonderland, The Little Mermaid, Bambi, Fantasia, Dumbo, Make Mine Music, Fun and Fancy Free, Melody Time, The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad, Cinderella, Lady and the Tramp, Sleeping Beauty, One Hundred and One Dalmatians, The Sword In The Stone, The Jungle Book, The Aristocats, Robin Hood, The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, The Rescuers, The Fox And The Hound, The Black Cauldron, The Great Mouse Detective, Oliver & Company, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, Pocahontas, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Hercules, Mulan, Tarzan, Fantasia 2000, Atlantis: The Lost Empire, Lilo & Stitch, Treasure Planet, Meet the Robinsons, The Princess and the Frog, Tangled, Winnie the Pooh, Frozen and Big Hero 6. Just as an example of adapted films and that's just their animated range.

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No Motherfucker Mike, don't rape Mickey Mouse with you gigantic cock.
I'm sure Disney can get you a deal to make a live action adaptation of the Loco Bandito.
PLEASE MIKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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OY VEEEEY SHUT THIS GOY DOWN HE NOTICED

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for me it's the emperor's new groove

>whole generations of MALES now argue about Disney movies for hours

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I'm honestly glad these people are turning their back on disney. Keep the good fight.

DUDE BRIGHT PINK AND PURPLE LMAO

Poor Mike, I heard he caught aids on a bus.

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Didn't he say he liked TLJ? youtu.be/DE5BwvaX-Ng
Ergo, anything he says is complete brown bricks.

What makes Hunchback not a classic musical with minimal bullshit?

Holy based Mike

it's boring

Way to go Mike. Also best Jocker.

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Antisemite much?

2008 was over 10 years ago so if he started as a late teen, maybe...

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Based a fuck spics

>Matt (((Zion)))
>shills for Disney
Yeah I'm thinking Mike is /ourguy/.

My favorite Disney animation.

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To be fair, thats pretty reasonable response. No yelling, no insults, not even banning.

Mike is a 30 year old boomer

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>implying those movies are bad
limp dick detected.

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I just love that image holy shit

Based. This one is top comfy to watch during holydays.

>You are a fucking absolute disgrace of your former self RIP [lists all gentiles] and all of the actual creators who made Disney what they were

Based Mike

His laugh gave me nightmares when I was 6 years old.

no im starting to like him

I've been watching a bunch of Mike content lately, and he's actually pretty fucking based. Also unlike James he can actually play games.

Walt hated monoplies, FYI.

>SIMPP stands for the Society of Independent Motion Picture Producers: an organization that was formed by Charlie Chaplin, Walt Disney, Samuel Goldwyn, Alexander Korda, Mary Pickford, David O. Selznick, Walter Wanger, John Huston and Orson Welles.
>SIMPP was formed by filmmakers who opposed movie monopolization. They wanted to curtail the growing power of the major Hollywood movie studios (Paramount, MGM, Warner Bros., Twentieth Century-Fox, and RKO), which not only owned the largest film factories in the world, but also controlled the largest theater chains in all parts of the United States. SIMPP assisted the government in its antitrust case against the major studios until it became illegal for the film studios to own movie theater chains.

>that time mike wore blackface

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>(((Zion)))

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He's gotten good as a Twitch streamer. I like how he's been involving the audience a lot in his streams and they are all around fun to watch and pretty cozy. Also, he has totally embraced the Elmo and Mineycrafta memes and pokes fun at himself which makes him more likable.

He seems pretty based and redpilled. How do I get into this guy?

>Hercules
>trash
neck yourself contrarian fag

The best thing about Mike is he doesn't apologise for the Loco Bandito

Ah, back before GF put in a wordfilter so you couldn't trade your Niggersby to a six year old.

based intentional ironic cringeposter

Pocahontas is such a fucking shit movie holy shit. I’m 28 and watched it for the first time recently, it’s bad

>he's just mad they're making super hero movies, not that they're buying and ruining everything
So close, Mike.

emperors new groove reminded me of the dirty fat obnoxious kid in class

was SIMPP worked into a seething shoot?

I was surprised to see he got away with it. In that moment I knew he was based and /ourguy/

The gargoyles were shit and took far had much screentime.

Gotta sell them toys.

no one remembers any of the music

youtube.com/watch?v=heIH9vfwKBM

What the absolute fuck? Hellfire is one of the most memorable villain songs in any Disney film.

>Disney is bad because they made adaptations of existing stories
By your logic, Shakespeare sucks because he adapted preexisting stories. In fact, by your logic, most films are bad because they're almost always adaptations of books. Odds are that your favorite movie is an adaptation of a book. In other words, you're really dumb and you place unwarranted esteem in an arbitrary notion of novelty.

Mike "10 inch" Matei

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> Hercules is trash

Much like where your opinion deserves to go.

Mike is a cool guy. I'm glad he still is with Cinemassacre.

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should i watch erin's videos?

haha mike rekt that guy

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Hercules is a lazy, incongruous film which you only like because of nostalgia. It takes Greek mythology, defangs it, and turns it into cheap commercial trash. It's such schlock that it looks like a Dreamworks film from the time rather than Disney.

Now that I think about it, Mike is the only "youtuber" who's videos I watch.

I Like Mike

Rental Reviews is unironically kino

So, just how big is it really?

Imagine if Disney took Hercules as seriously as Dreamworks did Prince Of Egypt. That would have been kino.

Imagine if Disney took literally anything seriously.

blog.livedoor.jp/mikoyan_f/
twitter.com/mikoyanan
pixiv.net/member.php?id=144708

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first you watch his brown bricks video then you read his loco bandito webcomic then you watch his gameplays on his youtube channel

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>Matt Zion
>Tried to get famous for some backyard wresting shit
>fails
>Tried to get famous for a youtube food challenge channel
>fails
>Tried to get famous for a youtube gaming channel
>fails

Sorry dude, but it's time you got an actual job. Motherfucker Mike was spot on.

(((Zion)))
youtube.com/watch?v=UlbT3NZRjtc

>not one single original story
Disney is so pathetic

Watch Alice and Wonderland or Bambi and compare it to that shite.

He knows actual art
This. Fucking nostalgia faggots love those average flicks

Mike is a fucking hero. How does one go from "Mineycrafta" cringe to this

source video?

>Little Mermaid
Alright
>Rescuers
Good
>Beauty - Lion King
Whatever
>Pocahontas
Shit
>Notre-Dame
Irrelevant considering the miriad of better versions of that story out there
>Hercules
Shit
>Mulan
Ok
>Tarzan
Good

Nothing exceptional

Want this too

>Hunchback
>Hercules
>Tarzan
>Trash

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I’m a zoomer and I saw episode 3 in theaters