Ugly, creepy patriarchy bad

>ugly, creepy patriarchy bad
>powerful female heros fight them
>they want to people to pay taxes, even the poor ones
>t-that is bad w-we need socialism in Thra!
jewflix really shows itself in this

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go back to /pol

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>trying to fill dark crystal with politics
>tring to troll with bait this bad
is this the power of /pol/?

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the show is great and I guarantee you weren't even alive when the original movie released
being a /pol/tard must be excruciating

>kikes defending skeksis
Like poetry.

First of all the Skeksis are all trannies and not a patriarchy, secondly none of the powerful women (who have a biological edge over the males by having wings) are not feminist and never belittle or berate male characters, thirdly the tithes are literal theft as is any taxation, and fourthly socialism is good in a racially homogeneous and nationalist society.
Fake /pol/fags need to get out.

>never belittle or berate male characters
the scene early on where Rian is having trouble lighting the fire, Deet shows up and does it for him. i was expecting the usual trope of the competant woman always helping the bumbling male while saying something snarky, but instead she just explains that how she lit the fire was a trick that her people uses. it was a nice surprise

>I guarantee you weren't even alive when the original movie released
are you being proud of being a 40 year old Yea Forums user you literal retard?

no need to get so angry lil zoom zoom

well, at least half of the dark crystal threads have been great. hopefully /pol/ finds something else to lose their minds about soon and they fuck off out of these threads

>socialism
>but less taxes
cute

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>pol pol pol pol pol pol pol pol pol
rent free

You forgot to add the faglings.

This is just like the "wow, he literally me" meme except fags actually take it seriously and have to write retarded opinion pieces about it.

Is it even mentioned or implied that those two guys are together?

>there is a clear heirarchy between the different gelfling clans
>turning point in heroine(female)'s journey is learning that all clans are equal, nobody is superior

Also
>white ruling class white gelflings won't let the underground one see the head gelfling because they're racist

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>AND IT'S EVERYTHING!

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this
why do these retards think they have to write an article about something so irrelevant and not about how this is actually a good show that respects the original movie?

>Is it even mentioned or implied that those two guys are together?
They don't tongue each others assholes, but it's mentioned that they're a couple numerous times, and Deet specifically refers to them as her fathers, plural. I thought it was unnecessary but it's really not all that egregious considering some of the other content that comes out of Netflix. Pretty much everything else about the show was fantastic.

Furthermore, when it is mentioned, ita among other things that would be off or weird to our main hero Rian. It was made in a way to make deet seem even more peculiar.

> literal theft as is any taxation
>socialism is good
in the same sentence lol, you stormcucks are so god damn retarded it hurts.

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Much like "prides" Its that typical LOOK IM SPECIAL mental illness that the LGBTQ have. If they want acceptance then they need to shut up about it and move on. Who you fug is not a big deal.

Imagine the shit storm if the writers stated that its actually Deets father and Grandfather and not a gay couple. Could be possible no?

I hate how there's an entire world to explore and expand upon, but instead they returned to the gelfling and skeksis conflict when that story was wrapped up.
We didn't need to see this; less is more.

Your a sad old man

You know he's right though, fuck off.

Opposite, show is based as fuck showing literal lizard jews literally sucking the essence out of a race of kind blonde people, and that the woman in power of the said blonde human's fucked everything up by being a traitor to the jew lizards who then ate her anyway

"SHUT IT DOWN"

literally confirmed based

that's not true, they're the male equivalents of a widow
how else did the gelfing get conceived and born?

>being so obsessed with Jews you see them on a fantasy children’s puppet show
Lol

I mean with the crystal restored isn't all evil pretty much vanquished from the planet? There aren't many conflicts that can arise after that, unless you want a sitcom series about gelfling family disputes. Same goes for the pre-skeksis era. You can't get any good conflict without them.

/pol/tards need to be exiled from society

Maybe the mom identifies as a male so she became the second dad

Exactly, this show is based as fuck and tards too preoccupied with muh female characters can't see it.