Modern Russian movies are shi

well the others watched which made them accessories.

I see, would've been weird if he took a wife that was fucked by others.

>modern

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She looks like she's 10

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There are some interesting ones from Kazakhstan lately.
youtube.com/watch?v=MVKvScHHfvY
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What is this? And what historical event is it about if not fictional? Looks beautiful

>what historical event is it about if not fictional?
Decembrist revolt.

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I don't read slavrunes but based on attire, it's about the Napoleonic invasion. Looks like they show both sides.

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youtube.com/watch?v=bCtP7tjMGo0
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"How Vitka Chesnok Took Lyokha Shtyr to the Home for Invalids" was kino. AND had kino hardbass/russian rap soundtrack.

Nevermind, this guy is correct.
youtube.com/watch?v=lEmy2DBaeTc

Holy shit those battles look sick. Ruskies don't fuck about

Who the fuck says modern Russian movies are shit? It's preposterous! The shittiest fucking Russian movie has cinematography like only a couple of oldschool directors could still pull of in Hollywood!

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Beyond the soviet era, the 90s and early 00s still had some decent flicks here and there.
Now theres too much cheesy directing with no sense of the cringe they put into some scenes.

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Even Perestroika had some trashy gems.

looking for the name of a modern russian film about a guy with a magical(?) car

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Чepнaя мoлния/Black Lightning
Pretty shitty one desu.

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чёpнaя мoлния?

I watched 9th company and nightwatch in the same year. Nightwatch was fucking great for a fantasy movie from russia, but 9th company was blatant anti-war propaganda.

Can anyone tell me if viking actually warrants it's 4/10 ratings or is it misunderstood kino?

exactly, thanks

lol pathetic libcucks got what they deserved, what's the point of making a movie about those retards

>Yes, It's an ok movie,
It's poorly done movie for AAA budget.
Also August 44 was a good movie

>Can anyone tell me if viking actually warrants it's 4/10 ratings or is it misunderstood kino?
Honestly, no.
It's pretty fair score.
Script - poor, lot's of illogical and unmotivated decisions which made only to push narrative, Vladimir figured is downgraded into irrelevant person who cannot do anything
Costumes and action scenes - well, let's just say Total War replays and trailers looks greater

No joke, was my absolute favorite movie when i was a little kid. I loved it so much there was a couple of times my parents had to take me out of kindergarden because i knew it was gonna be on tv and had a meltdown cause i couldn't watch it.

WE

>officers influenced by the liberal 'faggotry' of the West
>decide to rebel against the leader
>they fail
I'd bet this shit is sponsored by one of Putin's ministries, but I might be wrong

davai blyat

have some cyka kino
youtube.com/watch?v=qiGDJ5-dXaI

>I'd bet this shit is sponsored by one of Putin's ministries
Wow, you are real Sherlock Holmes, user. The logo of the said Federal Fund for Economic and social support of the Russian Cinematography is right there in the fucking trailer. Right after XX Century Fox logo.

Could have been better, especially if they went with the original idea for MC from the book (horribly burned to the bone, almost undead-like) and doubled down on chtonic trip aspect. Instead, it was a good soviet era war movie with some weird shit on top of it. Still, the duel at the end was cool and tense.
youtube.com/watch?v=NzXfOkgY33w

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Fucking retard.

Every fucking movie in all of Europe is state funded in one way or another, retard.

wow, actually looks cool

This pisses me off. There's some compelling kino in these that I know Hollywood Jews won't let be released here. I want to move now.

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its amazing how these modern movies are so shitty and cheesy when they have some of the best early material to learn from

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n-nani?

This looks like anime live action done right

>1 in 3 comments cant spell properly
Truly great country

Nice. Been to St. Petersburg recently and visited most of the places shown in this trailer. Kino

>tv likes russian cinema now
This the next flavor of the month exquisite thing to you or?
Which countrys culture went out of season making you go 'hmm, what else we got from the savages'

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I can spit randomly into a Moscow night club and hit a hotter bitch than your stick of a celeb. Russia makes kino on all fronts deal with it

Apologize right now

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They don't learn from them, modern russian directors just mimic the 90s and early 2000s Hollywood.

Thanks for your opinion, FBI

This is not an accurate portrayal of Vikings.

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Seething mutt

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What are you on about Russian movies are fucking awesome.

Shit thread.

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Maybe the ones that make it across the ocean are. Andreasanyan shit that we have in theaters, however...

Why are russians stealing other people’s culture?

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Russians are descended (in part) from Vikings as well dumbo.

WE WUZ VIKINGS

looks fucking kino, know anywhere you get a copy with English subs.

Is this a joke? Vikings settled in Ukraine and Russia and used it as a staging ground to raid the Byzantine Empire as well. I can't imagine being this mentally deficient.

WE

WUZ

>Actual native russians say Viking was shit
>Barely even half the critics liked it
>Fat americans praise it because its russian made
every time

You're such a goddamn idiot jesus christ

VIKANGZ
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kievan_Rus'

it's shit
youtube.com/watch?v=yKT9Jwrkxeg

>1337x.to/torrent/2187439/Viking-2016-BRRip-1080p-by-alE13-AC3-Napisy-PL-Eng-Eng/
with english subs

Napoleonic war prob Napoleon's invasion of Russia

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That's Decembrist revolt. If you want Napoleon's invasion of Russia kino, watch this
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>seething pagan
Makes me want to watch it more desu.

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It's shit, even worse than you think.

t. russian
Cocи зaлyпy, двoщ

Im a true American patriot and refuse to consume products made by communist pigs. Long live trump, long live the king and death to Russia

Shut up, kike

Looks better than mcu trash

Do rushits really larp as vikangz?

Russian cinema has devolved into patriotic kitsch, period pieces infused with Mihalkovian brand of official history bootlicking. On top of that they have no talented directors so every movie looks like high profile fizzy drink commercial. Kinda like Bollywood except even worse since they're dead serious. A cinematography with a chip on its shoulder can never work well.

youtube.com/watch?v=Gq9qlAWqARM

>DEUS VULT

>try to watch Amazon Prime dubbed trailer
>soundtrack: african drums
CYKA BLYAT
youtube.com/watch?v=dJ32LuLIKc8

If you think about it we are also descendants of Vikings, so why hasn't Hollywood made a vikingkino here in the states?

WE WUZ VARANGIANS N BLYAT

>t. retard who has no clue what the film is about

There are some talented directors, stuff like Leviathan and Hard to be a God still gets made, it's just not popular. Beanpole came out this year as well, even made a little bit of money in theaters.

I absolutely LOATHE modern russian war movies though, typical tasteless propaganda shit with no sublety or thought behind them. It's funny to me how directors like Bondarchuk and Klimov - people who actually went through WWII depict it as bleak, unrelentless and soul-crushing, yet modern 30-year old dipshits portray it as a fun farce where good guys always win.

This.
Western kids are deluded. They think Russia is exotic and cool. No, it's shit.

It's a lot easier when you let others think for you, huh?

>Christian propaganda
that just makes me want to watch it even more. Anything that over glorifies Vikings is Pagan larp, they were massive degenerates.