He invites you over for movie night and takes 20 minutes fiddling with with his Azus laptop to download a movie rather...

>he invites you over for movie night and takes 20 minutes fiddling with with his Azus laptop to download a movie rather than just pulling up Netflix or Hulu on his tv
>mansplains about how it’s better somehow

Do guys not realize how dorky and cheap this makes them look?

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“Bitch, if I had the money for streaming services I could do much better than you.”

Who are you quoting?

>mansplains
the fuck outta my house

I've done this and the ladies didn't mind. Just chat them up while it's downloading or torrent in advance.

>the ladies

Are you the same person who made the calloused hands post on /fit/? Fuck off fatass

>he puts on a boat movie
>it's not Pirates of the Caribbean

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I have a chromecast and I just play shit I moved from my pc to my phone

DONT MAKE ME POST IT

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potc is kino and Id love to watch it with a qt

Yes I have had multiple different ladies over to watch a movie or show at my apartment. Rewatched got with one.

Why would i need to explain shit? What kind of anal bitch cares about 'how' you launch a movie.

The true test of love is watching Master & Commander on the first date, if she pulls through it she is the one

I always make a point of doing that when I bring home a twink. It lets them see what a good potential provider I am.

>bringing back a girl with an unnatural hair color
You deserved this fate

Based and twinkpilled

If she has to pull through it you can fuck and forget.

I can't imagine not having Netflix. I just can't fathom it. It costs £8 a month for Christ sake; how fucking poor do you need to be?

The movie is already downloaded and the setup ready and it only takes a few seconds to start. She won't even notice it.
I also have an artsy video store around the corner and sometimes it's part of the date to go there together and rent some old classy movie.

I stopped paying for netflix because it doesnt have the films i want to watch whenever I go to check

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every girl I've met has a shit tier entertainment setup, usually a dirty ass laptop or a 20 inch tv with shitty sound and no contrast.

provider of what aids?
lel aids

GIVE ME D
GIVE ME I
GIVE ME L
GIVE ME A
GIVE ME T
GIVE ME E
WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?
DILATE!

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Cringe. Was this funny in your head?

Top kek.

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kek

Cringe but redpilled

Pretty good way to weed out the roasties who you shouldn't waste your time on to be fair.

Old bait, but it turned up a fresh crop of newfags

based

based but redpilled

Fucking gets me everytime

Shut up whore.

Dating pro-tip: while the movie is downloading is a great time to finger blast her. Bitches love getting finger-blasted.

Top zozzle

Only poorfags do this and is cringy as hell to see them bringing out their laptop with a bunch of tangled cords instead of having a smart tv with subscriptions apps like any normal person should have in this current year.

Ok creeper

>What is DRM

actually i have a HT setup and a bluray collection and a projector to watch my kinos. And no, roasties aren't invited

WOw

Based

yikes!
Not even a little funny

You'll never be a woman.

Imagine how much that hurts, though

Seething tranny detected.

himself

I want to fuck femjak so bad, bros...

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I think it’s funny how you spiteful bigots believe that these worn out phrases will make us seethe, when your own life is a 24/7 seethefest about how you’ll never get laid.

Have sex!

>incel humour

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Lmao stay triggered tranny

But why did you get triggered?

How do I get a femjak gf bros?

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If she pulls through it 'she' is a trap.

>n-n-no you!
Kek

No top with that kek? You must feel threatened to type out more words

Netflix is Jewish scam. They’re pushing absolute trash, blacked and never have anything of quality on it. Why would I pay for this shit? There are better alternatives to have kino ready to steam. But imagine being so poor and gay as to not own all the kino movies and shows lmao

Lmao at u killing yourself in less than 3 years time

ha they do tho if ur cool and tall like me

That pic is freaky, on my phone (yeah, fuck off) it looks like her teeth are visible, but full res version looks normal.

get a chromecast/appletv/amazon and then use plex. it looks sexier than netflix anyways.

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based

>mansplain
I had to google it and it's apparently a real word. WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK

>tfw i still use a dvd rental place
Feels good man. Amazing how well they hold up, place is packed with customers most days too.

>letting a man who owns any laptop other than a Thinkpad cum inside of you

EWWW

DONT

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It's already too late.

liar
you knew the word

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here is your average tranny

>gets vetted instantly as a stupid bimbo only good for a cump dump
you can only thank for yourself, dumb slut

BAM! based

This is some kind of industry psyop, right? These threads constantly spammed for months?

Ugh, ok I'll admit defeat detective. But next time you better watch out since I won't make it as easy for ye

>implying trannies ever have sex
ELMAO