R-robert? Buddy... y-you doin' ok?
*violin screeching intensifies*
R-robert? Buddy... y-you doin' ok?
>I saw those infographics saved on your computer user please leave
NO I WAS JUST BEING AN IRONIC RACIST FOR SHOCK HUMOR PLEASE I LOVE COLOREDS I VOTED FOR OBAMA PLEASE ROBERT
>Y-you're not one of them robert...P-please..I still care about you..
H-hey buddy, just seeing about that Joker ticket. Everything alright back there?
>the popcorn mines have mixed showers
I was not prepared for this.
T̷̳̝̞̏͛ḫ̵̗̤̫̉̿e̶͈͛r̷̪͔̩̟͌̀͊̑̕e̸̤͌ ̴̪̦͈͕̼̓͗̎͘i̵͔̬̋̒̍͝s̵̙̳̄ ̴̧̛͍̼́a̵̧̛̛͚̦͕̱̎̎̂ ̴̫͇͕́̇̔̄̓ṅ̴̪͉̙̙͋́͛͆͜ỏ̷͕̼͇̬ ̸̢̩̜̱̝̿͆s̵̨͓̹͈̑́͑̎͠ĩ̵̬̗̎͆͆͝n̵̬̊g̷̙̟̬̏̈́́́l̷͈̙̼͘e̸̢͙̠̻̗̓̀ş̷̖̗͇͒̍ ̷̺͛̾͌p̴͈͈̌o̵̭̟̥̺͓͘ḻ̸͍̉̒͗i̷̡͍͓̊̂̇̽ĉ̵̨̳̈͜͝y̶̛͇͚̫̙̤͌̕ ̸̩̔̏̿̽ͅâ̶͖͇͌̍͠ṉ̷͗̇o̵͙̽̀n̵̛̺̤̗̙͐͗̽͝.̴̧̙̗̰̖̀̽ ̷̛͚̓̀͊͝ŕ̷̻ẽ̵͕͔͊̇m̷̼͈̋͋͗͘o̴͙͍̫͐͂ͅv̶͖̗̮̊̋̀ē̶̬̠̈́̈́̂ͅ/̸͉̮͚̀/̵̨͐͂͝d̶͔͆̑̕é̴̙̘̜̂̊̉̆s̷̹̓̇ͅt̸̼̍͆͌ṓ̶̌͌̕r̶̛͔̤̥͉̀͌͗̃͜y̶̡͔͓̻̓͛͗͒ͅ ̷̡͑̊̉͘y̷̛̮̓̚͝ò̸̧̻͙̥̳̄̉̀ù̶̻͎̓̓/̶̱̭͆̀̏͊͜s̶̤͎͌͆o̸̱̪̫̹̳͒̓u̴̹̤͂͝l̶͉̻̝͕̆̇̇͜
Hey user, long time no see. Been, what... two years? Man, you really liked Blade Runner. Anyway, just need to wand that duffel bag. No biggie. Looks pretty heavy. Say, you aren't alone are you? There's a new policy....
Fugg
But Robert, it's only 13% of the populat-
B-BUT ROBERT DID YOU SEE MY BASED BLACK MAN FOLDER?!
YOURE ONE OF THEM ROBERT PLEASE JUST LISTEN TO ME
Righteous.
Based
Holy fucking based
Is this the prophet we were promised?
No Robert! I don't consider you one of the 13% percent.
what a gay
I've dreamed this before...
should have beaten her desu
*multiple high pitched voices at once*
HEHEHEHEHE
AHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW A SECRET user? DO YOU?
DO YOU KNOW WHY I'VE NEVER MOVED FROM THIS SPOT?
LOOK BEHIND THE COUNTER. I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING FEET YOU GENIUS. MY LEGS ARE ATTACHED TO THE FLOOR.
ALL THIS TIME YOU'VE VISITED THIS THEATER, SO MANY YEARS HAVE I SERVED YOU, AND YET YOU'VE NEVER NOTICED THAT I DON'T HAVE ANY NORMAL LIMBS TETHERING ME TO THIS WORLD. IN FACT, THAT'S WHY I SERVED YOU CRAB LEGS. IT WAS SOMETHING OF A PERVERSE HINT AT FIRST, BUT YOU NEVER CAUGHT ON. YOU NEVER CAUGHT ON BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID. AND BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID, YOU ARE GOING TO PAY DEARLY ANONYMOUS.
based
HE IS
THE ONE THEY FEAR
Robertposting is so pure it heals my soul brehs
*walks away*
see you next time Robert
Yeah. I like it too.
FUG!
We have such kinos to show you.
So the legends are true...the anti-nigger does exist
this thread put me in the mood for horror kino, hit me with a rec frens
my likes: V/H/S, blair witch, babadook, let the right one in, and the ring
NOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING COME BACK
now THIS is red pilled
imagine being this cumbrained
r-robert, how long have I been at the kinoplex?
The Blair Robert Project?
The Border Lands / Final Prayer
Lake Mungo
I kinda liked Lake Mungo but it is literally like an hour and a half of build up for *one* admittedly good spook.
>imagine being such a salty incel bitch you unironically call people "cumbrains"
>the crab legs. you ordered them. we came.
Final Prayer is fucking kino and if you're claustraphobic that ending is horrible
[REC]
don't watch quarantine instead though, hot putrid shit that is
some say she is still trying to woo him to this day
go back nigger
This scene makes me hornier than any other scene and I don't know why
I had the ending spoiled, but the rest of the movie is really atmospheric and dark. The sheep scene got to me.
I wasn't expecting this much based