What is it with women always being on their phones when they watch movies? Why can't they pay attention?

I don't mind that. What annoys me the most is people asking me questions about the movie while it's playing

What kind of questions?

>why are you playing hardcore tranny porn in front of the kids?

how would you know what they do? unless you're watching a movie with a woman which is like... what the fuck is the point? fuck the girl and watch the movie later by yourself properly you cunt

That is grotesque.

NAME?
MOAR?

it's not about men or women, it's about people with low intelligence of both genders

IM FINNA CUM

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I don't believe you have actually watched a movie with a woman

man the harpoons!!!!!

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There was a tim before niggers and memelord 2016 tourists, where everyone would call her a hambeast and post vomit reaction images.

Don’t know. My girlfriend stopped doing it afternI refused to answer her questions.
>who’s he? What’s he doing?
>it was just explained
>no it wasn’t
>yes it was you’d have seen it if you weren’t looking at your phone
Women are easier to train than dogs

maybe you should just return to reddit

The one time I saw a woman on her phone during a movie it turned out she did it for attention/was close to a breakup with a friend.

Pretty sure there is an r/braaap

>There was a tim
who's Tim?

Trans identifying man

went to watch Dunkirk at the theatre (alone)

the girl next to me was very very bored and looking at her phone 80% of the time.

GONNA COOM

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The modern man no longer desires small women.

>where everyone would call her a hambeast and post vomit reaction images.
yeah, and then we grew up and had sex

i seriously suggest you try it

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I thougjt my gf was mesmerised by BR2049 since she hadn’t looked at her phone once but she was in fact just asleep.

I think its to do with attention. They need it or they just power down.

You'll grow out of your edgy teenage phase eventually.

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They are on tinder chatting with chads

i hate fat people so fucking much
disgusting filth should be banished from society until they stop being fucking fat

A baldlet

What do you mean

What are the odds you weren’t touched sexually by a fat authority figure as a child?

They have no curiosity or introspective abilites at all. Their lives are all about social interaction and pecking ranks. Seeing something happen in a movie makes no sense to them unelss they can tie it directly to their own life, and so they disappear into their phones to get a shot of social interaction, to confirm their place in the world and maintain it at all times. They don't consider the world itself, or the experience of others. They don't consider their place in existance. The only thing that matters is their place in the social web, which to them is all-encompassing.
They're instinct-driven to the point where you might think of them as animals.

Good attempt at a strawman, but he's 100% correct

>existence
Sorry

100%
i avoid fat freaks

Because they don’t care. They’re more interested in social interaction than a good film. That’s why they flock to horror movies when they come out.

just treat women like overgrown emotional children and you'll be fine.

dumb fuck

That time has passed.

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projecting won't change a thing incel. they aren't wrong. there are too many whiny male incels on this site. the lot of them should to be rounded up and interned in concentration camps for the betterment of society. You too incel. A few years of forced labor would do you good or kill you. Either way society better off.

>only women stare at their phones
OP an unobservant retard confirmed.

My girlfriend does this all the fucking time. It's even worse because she looks up plot summaries and spoils the movie while were half-way through.

>No idea, whenever my gf does it in the middle of a movie I lose my fucking mind, can you seriously not just put your phone down for an hour or 2? Is it really that fucking hard
This past summer I took a road trip vacation with my wife through the Western US. I saw an immense amount of natural splendor, but my wife spent the entire trip frowning at her phone and letting me know every half hour or so that she still wasn't getting any reception. A few times I pointed out interesting things as we passed but she usually looked up too late.

What's with whataboutism?

She's about 15 - 20 pounds overripe I'd say.

why do you live at home with 3 women, beta male incel? get a life

If they paid attention they couldn't have the joy of asking you to explain the plot. Not even in a normal "catch you up" way. In a "I'm not the writer and this isn't comicon so don't ask me what's gonna happen" way.

DON'T DO IT!

This is literally the only place you're allowed to bitch about women and call them out for what they do and what they say. Everywhere else in life, real life, online life, saying anything negative about a woman is harassment, you just need to get laid, how dare you, who hurt you, she's a beautiful person and you just can't handle it, sounds like someone just got broken up with, etc.
You can't hold women to standards anywhere but here so of course a lot of it will be here, the same way you don't see nudists on the street, they congregate at beach colonies or fenced in parties.

I meant this for

What's the problem? I paid my bill this month so I want to get my moneys worth.

HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA

There’s more than 28 people on tv and you’re a soilet

how much is the singles charge at your kinoplex? Mine just straight up hasa a no single policy

I wish I could kill women with my mind

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Maybe you should wish for mind control so you can finally get laid.

Stop being reasonable you incel misogynist!

Maybe you need to just put your mind to work to convince yourself to be smart about it and still kill them. girls get away with murder because of their vaginas, not their wit. maybe if you get sexy you can too

Spoken like a true incel. The ones who fuck the most respect women the least.

Are you suggesting disenfranchised men become women simply as a coping mechanism? Nawwww, I can't see that being a thing.

>implying most Yea Forums users dont browse their phone while watching movies

Gonna need a survey on that implying implication. I want total focus on a movie.

in a theater, no, it's just more interesting that way. at home, even on my tv with the lights off and sitting with liquor, i'm probably watching some 100 minute piece of shit and will google an actress without pausing a movie to see if she has any tit or feet scenes on google.

america has been niggerfied

what once was only considered attractive only by blacks it's now considered attractive by white men too

it's obvious this girl is a coalburner. but white men can no longer be picky anymore. and with most women, white women too, being overweight, they cannot complain. this is the reality.

I took a girl to a nfl playoff game and while the whole place was standing going crazy the whole game she proceeded to sit and browse Pinterest and Instagram

why'd you marry such a dud user?

she's cool, sports are boring. they're 8 hour events where they score a few points and it takes an hour drive to get there and an hour drive back.
if my phone had any sort of battery life i'd be on it too

No there wasn’t. I specifically remember rap hog threads as far back as 2007. Get out of here you fucking retard.

You took your girlfriend to a Disney sponsored homoerotic fagbowl beloved by fat guys who can't play sports. She did the right thing.

I watched Satantango in one sitting, so no.

You are insufferable

(You)

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says the fat guy who can't play sports, tell me, which overpaid nigger is your favorite?

I'm gonna have to /r/ sauce on the fatty goth that keeps being spammed. help me up brothers.

That pig's life revolves around being desired by Jamal and Tyrone. Nothing else matters.

You sound really bummed out by that, user.

This.

>New QT grillfriend calls me 20 times a day.
>Ignore them all.
>After three days the calls stop.
>I call her back and she's so ecstatic to hear from me.
>Since she learned her lesson I rewarded her letting her suck my cock for 30 consecutive minutes.

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Yes, I want the dumb, obese coalburner for myself.

Don't you feel better now that you've admitted it?

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This is actually the main feature of dating a fat girl. They're pleased as punch to get attention from a halfway nice white guy instead of a horde of super aggressive brown dudes. And they're most likely good at head. Everyone deserves love, but they gotta work for that BWC.

Spotted the roastie

Still would lol

Because they literally have the mental capacity of children.

Thicc

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>Why can't they pay attention?
Because they expect men to pay for everything.

I hold women to standards irl too, you're just a desperate pussy.

based

said the virgin
>sh-she shouldn't attempt that!

There's literal Boomer memes on Facebook constantly about the shit women do. Do you think you're some kind of genius discovering what men has known since women have walked the earth? The reason we call you incels and laugh is not because what your saying about women isn't true, it's because we all already know since we have normal interaction with people

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>There's literal Boomer memes on Facebook
go the fuck back to facebook you complete newfag piece of shit faggot

>we
Speak for yourself, retard.

They want to be a part of the activity but they don't care about the activity.

So far girls pusssies smell different than thin girls?

Itt: cumbrains

projecting a second time won't change a thing incel. they still aren't wrong. there are too many whiny male incels on this site. the lot of them should to be rounded up and interned in concentration camps for the betterment of society including you. A few years of forced labor would do you good or kill you. Either way society better off

>fellow manly men, hear my tales of conquering the fairer sex with may manly manliness!
No one who holds women accountable in real life would chime in about someone holding them accountable in an anonymous online forum in "the defense" of said women.

This. Women don't care about films, or the art of filmmaking. They wanna do shit. Not just sex, mind, but they'd rather you take them out somewhere then sit and watch a fucking film. Do that on your own time.

heres an idea.

dont watch a film you're interested in with a woman around.

i make more money in a month than you do in 3 years

Because women aren't autistic

Incels like you are hilarious when you try and give edgy life advice. It's obvious you live with your parents and will never have consensual sex unless you pay for it

Just chiming in to let you know that traps aren't any better.
You know the age old saying "men make better women than women do"?
That applies to behavior as well. They have perfected the dumb slut persona, turned it into an art. If women merely stare at their phone during a movie, traps will make it their sole focus. Their divine purpose in life.
Don't ever date a trap anons. The only way around this dilemma is to date an actual dude twinks don't count either faggot).

But none of the babies whining about women have ever fucked one. So their opinion doesn't really matter

Yes

>implying
>projecting
>out right lyin
These are not arguments incels.

No shit. They're observations, retard.

Been in a relationship for over 2 years. If she starts looking at her phone I usually just turn off the movie and go watch something else in the bedroom.

Why? Who cares if she's watching? Movies are time wasters not a hobby.

Sounds like a healthy relationship

It's pretty good.

Why would anyone bother themselves with 'pretty good' relationship?

>most likely good at head
This is probably the main reason to go down the fat road.

>New QT grillfriend calls me 20 times a day.
Last words before getting your dick cut off while asleep

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>I took my girlfriend to am event shes not interested in and guess what.
>SHE DIDNT ACT INTERESTED.

Shocker user. Let me guess, she left you.

>no collarbone
this guy needs to get his eyes checked

Damn user I wish I were as cool as (you).

Should I?

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What's with people like you who feel the need to defend women from the tiniest of criticisms like this? It makes you look beta as fuck

>women conceal their true selves under hundreds of pounds of clown paint
A shocking revelation! The world must know!

Sure, but con't get teh AIDS

Take his dick up your butthole? Go ahead, user.

WAAAAAAAH PUT YOUR SCREEN DOWN AND LOOK AT THIS OTHER SCREEN

yes, report him for lying about his age

really wish a dick would should a fat load up my butt right now t b h

braphog pussy is disgusting

>women conceal their true selves under hundreds of pounds of clown paint
But when gamers do the same, we're called incels.

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It’s more sour. I never eat out fat girls and they complain but they give decent head and they’re insecure so they always give it up easy when you gotta ado what to be done when but prone bone no no go doggy best when wet back cum fly

another example of us GANGWEED EPIC GAMERS being OPPRESSED by SOCIETY

That's a dyke

You must be rich to spend your time on a board you hate full of people you hate. Clearly you made your fortune with wisdom and efficient use of time.

Have sex