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It's about time for a Lord of the Rings remake
Jaxson Brown
Nathan Miller
Yeah I'm thinking it's kino
Sebastian Russell
At least they're all white
Kevin Hall
Make Maisie Williams Gimli
But just have a picture of Gimli
Charles Reyes
bump
Ryan Price
What a stupid thread, really what a waste of precious internet megabytes, fuck you OP you ruined my day
Brandon Reyes
>looks like kino's back on the menu, girls!
Noah Rodriguez
Lucy Boynton as Eowyn
Kevin Adams
>no black gandolf
Fucking dropped and huge yikes
Daniel Johnson
based
and redpilled
Isaac Cruz
>not one nigger
Thats rayciss
Nathan Scott
It would be a genuinely good idea to cast females to play all elves.
Luke Scott
based virtue signaling user
Oliver Martin
Elizabeth Debicki is half-Pole and half-Irish ... so...
Oliver Russell
and muscle-girls would play all orcs
Aiden Murphy
the only good movie was the bakshi movie. after jackson's movies left the shire they were absolute shit. book was fine.
Jeremiah Nelson
Goddammit
Eli Perry
I WANNA FUGG FRODO
and gollum too
where's the cutie from detective pikachu?
Grayson Mitchell
>Kathryn Newton as Éomer
James Brooks
Kristen Wiig?
Jackson Flores
dude i would watch this, some good casting there
Leo Ortiz
Kristen Wiig as Tom Bombadil
Luis Lewis
who plays rosie cotton?
Ryder Harris
Elle Fanning as Rosie Cotton
Wyatt Taylor
>It's about time for a Lord of the Rings remake
And it will have worse CGI and practical effects than the previous movies
Jaxon Barnes
give her the wild red hair and i dig it
Colton Reyes
No CGI!
Oldschool.
Costumes and real backgrounds or optic illusions
Jayden Evans
based
also, remove that Daisy Taylor hag: she's not white or hot enough
how about the real Taylor?
Anthony Taylor
Heard as Gandalf when she cannot act.
Brody Butler
Luis Morris
Not nearly thick enough
Who plays Treebeard
Kevin Jackson
>all (((white))) cast in 2019
lmao never gonna happen. they even fired the hobbit casting director pre production because he was looking for tall white males to play elves and that was considered racist
Jeremiah Lopez
Yeah nah. I was being serious because elves are supposed to be pretty people. Orcs should be all Africans or Abos though.
Liam Reed
Gwendoline Christie as Treebeard
She's tall
Justin Fisher
>rosie cotton, dancing. with ribbons in her hair.
Joseph Flores
>white
>orcs
Jayden Cruz
Treebush
Landon Fisher
>Rosie Cotton, getting litty, with 1.5m followers
Ayden Foster
looks fine
this. Literally the only group i dont like is black people.
They could remake the cast with 1 or 2 maybe even zero white actors, but so long as exactly none of them were black I would not be upset.
Kevin Richardson
April Bowlby as Isildur
Deborah Ann Woll as Sauron
Leo Sanchez
she'd be a great aragorn
Logan Baker
No Tilda Swinton?
pretty sure there's plenty of roles for elders in those books
Evan Cruz
tilda swinton as gollum/smeagol she'd be great
Grayson Rodriguez
James Rogers
cringe
Eli Butler
butthurt much, incel?
Dominic Jones
Gandalf is the only one that sticks out to me as not working. Maybe Charlize Theron would be better?
Angel Peterson
All that is gold does not glitter
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes, a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.
Nicholas Sanchez
Charles Sanders
'All your long years we have been friends. Trust me as you once did.'
Ryder Morales
She'd be perfect for it.
Jayden Rodriguez
Updated
Easton Williams
great now i wanna fuck saruman, again
Brandon Lewis
I allow it.
Jordan Smith
>TS casting couch
Yikes
Christopher Ramirez
I would watch but only if it was a pr0n parody
James Miller
>Gillian Jacobs as Boromir
she has a great emotive face and Boromir is a very tortured character it's a good fit.
Christopher Nguyen
unironically based
>replacing heard
based
>replacing brie
cringe
Grayson Lee
>Jessica Rothe
>Alison Brie
>Eva Green
>white
Jason Roberts
Debicki is a great choice for Galadriel unironically
Gabriel Murphy
youtube.com
she'd be a great boromir too
Dylan Torres
>no Ayyfu
She could play Goldberry
Xavier Adams
needs more diversity
Nicholas Howard
>great now i wanna fuck saruman, again
FOR THAT IS WHY YOU HAVE CUM, IS IT NOT?
Brody White
fucking get him brienne
Kayden Adams
>needs more diversity
Camden Kelly
Alison Brie as Gríma
Nathaniel Myers
Too long have you watched my sister. Too long have you haunted her steps.
Liam Parker
Tolkien estate has to approve any lotr/legendarium content. Fuck jews and fuck trannies
John Sanders
NO. Not Olsen as Legolas. Otherwise fine.
Wyatt Carter
I fucking hate debicki
Jace Flores
she'd got the otherworldly quality.
Josiah Adams
It should be Anya. Otherwise Anya is Goldberry.
Cameron Turner
>public domain not earlier than 2088.
Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Asher Phillips
'That is one of the Mearas, unless my eyes are cheated by some spell.'
Carson Thompson
>no niggers
Picked up.
Charles Turner
>>
>Layygolas, what do your Ayy Eyes see?
Levi Hughes
the Uruks turn Northeast!
Xavier Cox
>Cara Delevigne as Smeagol
>Eva Green as Saruman
Hudson Ward
they're taking the Hobbit's to Isengard!
Colton Clark
...Saurman
Ayden Taylor
Rip them all down
Ethan Barnes
My precious
Hunter Scott
>Every movie in existence needs to be remade exclusively with women
Jayden Rodriguez
A porn verison with this cast might be good.
Jordan Cox
You've obviously never read lord of the rings. Elves display some of the heights of masculinity in the series.
Jace Flores
>Every movie in existence needs to be remade exclusively with women
Jackson Gray
There is only one Lord of the Ring, only one who can bend it to his will. And he does not share power.
Asher Rivera
Emily Blunt is unironically the most pure actress of all time.
Hunter Robinson
>You have no power here Gandalf the Grey
Jeremiah Ortiz
Chloe Moretz as Cave Troll 1
Brayden Cruz
Yeah, okay, my dick is now hard.
Benjamin Collins
Be silent. Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm.
Tyler Perry
the negroes are cast to play orcs
Charles Campbell
>Her staff!
>I told you to take the wizard's staff!
Adrian Thompson
>that Éowyn
God no.
Tyler Wood
I draw you Sauron as poison is drawn from a wound.
Christian Kelly
Be gone.
Justin Butler
>I would stay still if I were you.
Evan Allen
>If I go — Théoden dies
Easton Lewis
You did not kill me. You will not kill her.
Begone.
Oliver Kelly
>no brie larson
Dropped like a hot summer's load
John Price
...
>Gandalf?
>Dark have been my dreams of late
Asher Gutierrez
>all female
roasties begone
Grayson Gonzalez
Calm down, honey. Had a girl hurt you?
Show me on a doll where she'd touched yo-
oO
Ohhh...
Adrian Morgan
Orbit harder
Thomas Lee
Have sex.
Brayden Bailey
She's so pretty.
Bentley Howard
I do regularly, just not with roasties. Only cock for me you pathetic incel.
Oliver Wilson
>regularly
What a whore
Dylan Edwards
it's called a relationship beta
Brandon White
White women are as visually appealing as an empty plate. Do people seriously find these boring ass clones of eachother with no thickness or ravenesque features to be attractive? They just look like the most vanilla, boring women in existence.
Zachary Brooks
Gee, I wonder who posted this.
Jack Wright
You have to go back to your planet, kang
Benjamin Perez
Your fingers would remember their own strength better, if they grasped your sword.
Matthew Ross
hi
Isaiah Bell
What's from Gillian Jacobs? Did she do anything else after Community?
Christopher Jenkins
Not even a black. Just can't fathom how people find these women who all look fucking the exact same to be attractive. It feels like someone just hit copy and print.
Blonde white women are gross. Why would anyone get with a blonde woman when they are so many other better looking groups out there.
Grayson Cooper
Oh, so a Ching Chong Ping Pong.
Please, go eat dogs elsewhere.
Bentley Miller
She's so strong and stout; she should be Gimli. We can fix the small height issues with CGI.
Brayden Campbell
No cgi, m-kay?
Levi Gomez
CAAAVE TROOOOOOOLL
Asher Bennett
Jaxson Gomez
Trying too hard.
Xavier Russell
>no Keanu as Arwen
ummm dropped
Jaxon Murphy
bump
Henry Reyes
All of them need to get Blacked
Anthony King
CARA IS CUTE!
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Matthew Myers
some of them already did
kiernan - fucked a black guy in sabrina show
daphne - lusted at a black guy in logan
mcnamara - fucked a black guy in arrow
cara - fucked jaden smith in the upcoming movie
emma watson - fucked an asian guy irl which is just as disgusting
gillian jacobs - fucked donald glover on community
debicki - is going to get blacked in the upcoming nolaan movie
kirby - apprently she kissed the rock in the hobbs movie but I haven't seen the movie personally
daddario - fucked a black guy in that texas chainsaw movie
the last girl - literally a tranny pornstar lmao i have no comment
Logan Peterson
>no niggresses
OI
Samuel Young
so the answer is no
Jaxson Howard
Why are they all white?
Samuel Harris
>gillian jacobs
Who the fuck finds this uncanny valley looking freak attractive? She looks like a puppet.
Ethan Jenkins
What a fucking garbage OP
Frodo - Donald Glover
Sam - Raimi Malek
Merry - Ice Cube
Pippin - Kevin Hart
Gandalf - Djimon Hounsou
Bilbo - Martin Freeman
Legolas - Taye Diggs
Aragorn - Mahershala Ali
Boromir - Jaimie Foxx
Gimli - Forest Whitaker
Arwen - Bella Thorne
Saruman - Christoph Waltz
Wormtongue - Trevante Rhodes
Theoden - Lawrence Fishbourne
Faramir - John Boyega
Eomer - Anythony Mackie
Galadriel - Emma Watson
Haldir - Dan Stevens
Elrond - Ewan McGreggor
Eowyn - Keira Knightley
Lurtz - Idris Elba
Gollum - Maisie Williams
Mouth of Sauron - Daisy Ridley
Treebeard -Whoopi Goldberg
Denethor - Denzel Washington
Tom Bombadil - Chris Tucker
Cave Troll - Kirsten Dunst
Gothmog - Ryan Gosling
Adam Gomez
Face blindness is a sign of autism, user.
Jonathan Murphy
Commit suicide
Connor Lewis
sigourney weaver from 1990s as Elrond
Samuel Gray
bump
Colton Rivera
i would need a whole box full of tissues to get through this Kino
Carter Johnson
orcs would unironically be closest to mongols
>big and strong
>slanted eyes
>swarthy skin