No Eva, you do not expose your breasts in the next scene or in any scene. This is a children's movie!

>"Miss Eva, this is a children's movie please put your clothes back on"
>"Miss Eva please we don't need you to get naked for this scene, or any scene at all!"
>"fuck it we'll just CG the costume to her

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>Sir, we need an actress to do a tople-
>Eva Green is already naked and sucking off the camera crew

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You could use alternative: Dirty slut

>Eva, as your agent I have to advise you about the roles you're taking. You're about to become 40 years old in 2020 and we need to transition to more appropriate rol-
>"It says here I get possessed, stripped naked and then raped by a demon. I've signed on for 3 seasons."

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>Alright, we need an actress to play a graphic sex sce-
>Sir! Eva Green and Heather Graham are having a catfight outside the parking lot over the role!

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Why people consider her good lookin? I get she might have nice figure for some but tits are average and she have gypo face with low brow

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>NOOOO, what are you doing Eva are you insane? I told you this was going to be a mother daughter BONDING scene not a mother daughter BONDAGE scene. Untie her immediately, she's only 12

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>nice figure
that's why
>gypo face
nobody cares

>Fuck it, we'll just add shadows in post

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>nice figure
So you guys will fuck anything that vaugly resembles women right?

This is Facebook tier

Okay Eva in this movie, you are Artemisia and you are allied with the Persians. In this scene you manage to subdue the hated Greek enemy Themistokles and then you ki-

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>>/lgbt/

You're facebook tier

>"...and I fuck him!"
>"No! Themistokles is your enemy in this movie and you have the opportunity to end the war!"
>"I let him have his way with me and then guide his callused hands to my tasteful, European bosom!"
>can someone call Zack, please...

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Now he’s getting it.

>tfw Cracks was originally concieved as a coming of age story about a quirky, free spirited teacher in a stuffy boarding school teaching insecure teenage girls how to grow up into kind, confident women
>the end result happened as the director was trying to work around Eva's inappropriate on set behavior

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I bet she does lots of /ll/.

>nice figure
Yes, exactly.
>gypo face
>low brow
It's part of the charm. It makes all the pastas about her being this animalistic, sex maniac more believable.

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My god, those eyes just pierce through you.

shes different from the typical and her good looks is more than her figure, she carries herself well and can play some good roles imo. i feel ya tho

>Why people consider her good lookin?
She has that delicious "ill literally fuck the life out of you for any reason" slutty face and body

damn is that true? sounds hilarious

harvey harvester is a lucky son of a jew

>all these people who haven't seen a single of her interviews
She's real life kino and the incarnation of all that Yea Forums wants.
youtube.com/watch?v=ivVHmLq2TnA

Frankly, Eva probably raped Harvey

This.

Not anymore. She is legally obliged to stay away a certain distance from children's playgrounds

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She and DoubleDDario both look better without bright red lipstick, makes them look like literal succubi

dubs or eva dies choking on a bunch of producer cocks tonight

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>No Eva, stop molesting the little boy, Eva

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Begone faggot

streamable.com/12e51
eva green talking about me

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>Thinking Eva can be killed by dicks
She exclusively eats cum user

Kek

>implying a succubus can ever have too many cocks
This will only make her stronger though nice try Eva

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>tfw will never be molested by eva
why live

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As a former child I can assure you, they're completely cool with them

PLEASE BE TRUE

Where is this from?

>tfw your waifu is now fucking that faggot Tim Burton on the reg

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Oh boy...

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Sensible chuckle

My diiiiiick

Its just a body.

Or the real alternative - dirty jew

Am I the only one that wanted to fuck Eva Green while she was possessed by the devil in Penny Dreadful?

No fun allowed

Gay

what the hell is her problem bros?

Am I the only one that wanted to fuck Jonah Hill when he was possessed by a demon in This Is The End?

Not him but I'm very glad to hear that user

When I was a kid entering puberty, a woman would come to me in my dreams: she didn't had a face and she was almost formless, but I could feel her feminine energy and presence: it was something spiritual and trancendent, a sexual dance of souls between my little me and Her: she would rub herself against me and go inside my body and my mind, swirling like a heavy wind.
I woke up with my first morning boner and women were never the same to me

Now I'm 100% sure it was Eva Green molesting me via telepathy all along

>a scene with a 12yo?

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she should be required by law to only wear high heels and a choker nothing else

i liked that movie but i don't remember that part. i remember the dumb demons outside led by danny mcbride

>what do you mean no more nude scenes?

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Is she actually a good actress?

>bring that 12yo to me right now

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i don’t understand men. why are you mad that an attractive woman desperately wants to get naked onscreen at every possible opportunity for your viewing pleasure

Yeah, go watch the first season of Penny Dreadful

>not casting her as yennefer
i will never be not mad

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tfw eva wn smoke your pipe

i envy him, wonder how far he went with Eva. just a blowjob or all the way sex

It's Eva, they probably did things even his perverted mind couldn't imagine.

Harvey must have been pegged by Eva

God, I wish it as me

Shy girls are always the most perverted, I wonder how she acts on set outside of filming aaauugghhh

Crazytown. Every man want to stick his dick into this, even if its unwise.

>Shy girls are always the most perverted
that is so true

Is it true that in Casino Royal all her clothes and dresses was added later with CGI, as she insisted to be nude on set?

god damn it bros, I wish I was a woman

big if true

i honestly see no problem with that

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gay

where do i find a shy perverted gf?

Yea Forums also hides the fact there's a video evidence of her with a weinstein

another jewish (another fact they forget to mention) whore

church

Post the webm from Casino Royal

How do I make this happen to me, bros?

Imagine her biting your little peepee haha

what evidence ?

youtube.com/watch?v=Y3z4jUtB5Gg

fucking whore.

This.

Well, yeah...wouldn't you?
Except Anaay Taylor Joy or whatever that alien bitch is called. Human only.

>virgin harv wants to get out of sight as soon as possible
>chad eva doesn't give a fuck and starts signing autographs in their fuckpad
She's a whore, but she owns up to it, you know? She never made a spectacle of herself by giving weepy voiced speeches about feminism, or by equating people who saw the naked photos of her to literal rapists. She's just doing her thing, getting her titties out for the camera and seeking out the most deranged, degrading, sexually charged roles she can find.

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French woman own their slutness
They know what they have to do and they do it with no regret and whining

and that's why paternity tests are illegal in france

Great tits tbqh

fuck off homo

Its not ilegal

Yes, but you need to be black

Those were peak Eva Green tits, probably perfectly timed after the procedure I'm fairly certain she had. They weren't as full and perky when she got them out before, and age usually doesn't lift up tits. Compare Dreamers and the Sin City sequel to Rise of an Empire for reference.

pretty sure she said she got work done on them too

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That would be so incredibly based.

She's based and a QT.

just shot 10 ropes to her

>ywn be abused by auntie Eva
Why even live?

Hot.

damn, it seems she did sleep with weinstein in exchange for roles

No she never said that, i think she might have got her areola reduced but not much work done otherwise on tits.

Queen of Jerusalem

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I still haven't seen a more beautiful woman on film than her in this role. That costume just works.

You fantasize about women being inside of you? Yikes

>european

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i still can't believe that dude went from playing in shitty australian dramas to getting to play with eva greens ass and titties

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE OUT-DATED AND UNFUNNY JOKES

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go on...

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body double btw

lol nope. 100 % her boobs

you 100% can't prove it

>eva green
>nude body double

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Is that urine?

imagine what they did before this video was shot !!

god I love her
even had a wet dream couple nights back , totally unprovoked

which is kinda messed up, I hope shes not a succubus

user...

God, i love Womb

>I hope shes not a succubus
user...

So hot, right?

What is this style called? Hunger Games did something like that too

no she was sexy as fuck

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>I hope shes not a succubus
why would you hope that

Everyone with a dick did

cause either you go all out and suck the entire life force out of my body after an entire night of wild sex or you fuck off
no pussyfooting around

YOU HEAR THAT EVA ,IM TALKING TO YOU
I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME

She's not that ugly, user

embarrassing post desu

we did it reddit!

Tha truth

cuvée is cunt slime.

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Lost a female friend who went full on sjw over this movie and that scene in particular
>apparently it triggered all her past rapes
>apparently every time she had a penis in her it was now rape
>me laughing heartily at her bullshit further angered her
Still worth it she was batshit and the movie was pretty good, Eva Greens tits where on A game and gotta support Scott from Strikeback

her tits are always on A game

i heard rumors she hooked up with this actor in real life during shooting

I would fuck Eva Green no matter the setting or context.

please don't do this, we're already infested with redditors. we don't need you going all soft and
>DUDE HUMAN KINDNESS
on us

Name 5 movies she was naked in

I can't even tell 5 movies where wasnt naked

>a-asking for a friend

>about to hit 40
>no children
GOD I would have been the luckiest man alive if I could have had a child with her. I would have saved her and her ovaries from dying. (((They))) must pay.

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Dreamers (worth at least 2 movies for all the nudity in it)
Camelot
Sin City
Perfect Sense
Cracks
Womb
White Bird in a Blizzard (no tits visible)
Also Penny Dreadful, but it's a show.

she's not ruining her body for you.

Give birth roastie

>french people

youtube.com/watch?v=cYPuelexvXA

What's that one movie where she's naked while making a sullen expression?

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Her tits have a completely different shape in other movies.

You mean before. See and

She's naked like 75% of the time in Dreamers, shows her pussy lips and even plays unzips a dude's pants and visibly takes a picture off his dick

Literally at the top of my head without googling:
>Dremers
>SinCity 2
>Womb
>Penny Dreadful
>300 2

Based

for a homosexual you're starting to get a pretty good understanding of straight men.

Giving birth is healthiest thing possible for women. Their bones get stronger, organs and skin healthier and bunch of other real life sci fi life extension shit. You even notice when women hit 60-70 mark the ones without any kid look like wizened zombies while the ones that have kids don't.

If anything lifes not fair especially for the man of the woman who have like 5 kids and she eventually ends up cucking them him when he provided for the kids for 10+ years.

Go back.

it's literal video evidence you dumb faggot. it's on you to prove that it's a body double.

>NOOO people are enjoying themselves
>i wont stand for this

god i wish that was me

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Since when do you care so much about women's health?

Implying boys and girls aren't interested in sex.

Films? Help an user out?

Yea but the movie still sucked ass.

based cool wine aunt

I think France passed a law explicitly banning her from doing that, it's the only logical explanation.

also to never shave or bathe