/trek/ insecure edition

Nothing, we're still here, you grew disinterested.

I'm actually very involved. I'm here every day, trying to keep the quality up.

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Choose your corporeal /trek/ form

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I choose Andy Dick

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The dominion or the Borg?

Dominion are technically the more interesting from a conceptual standpoint of using all the tech that the Federation expressly forbid and deliberately fostering ignorance and falsehoods amongst their people, but the Borg are the more terrifying villain (or at least they were before Voyager).

>Dominion are technically the more interesting
When were you diagnosed?

so you didn't bother to read my post then and were just baiting all along, good to know

So you don't have mild autism (Asperger's)?

How did voyager make the borg less scary?

Reducing them to villains of the week, introducing a dozen new factions that can beat up the Borg with brutal ease that the Borg and Voyager have to team up to stop, and ultimately the worst sin of all, the timeship from the 29th century appearing which proves that the Borg, Species 8479, all that shit never amount to anything more than minor obstacles for the Federation and the Federation survives because of course it does

way deep in the rabbithole

h-hi fans! heh

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If that's the best beard you can grow, why bother?

Who cares

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I hate fake tits

post some you like then ffs

love not hate, fren

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I don't have a bunch of pictures of waifus on my hard drive. Sorry to disappoint, user, but it's just not really my thing. Not trying to get you to stop posting or anything, just making a comment.

Go ahead, enjoy yourself.

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never heard of a push-up bra?

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Even if you're going to do generals, couldn't you at least come up with an interesting question or concern outside of lowest-common denominator images+no text? Why is this allowed?

if u say bad about girlpost u should post counter uwu

Proof?

>he's older in this pic than Patrick Stewart was when TNG premiered

It's Swayze Adams, "she" has a PH.

You don't have to point it out like that.

poor form, user

those are nice tits

I don't know who that is.

post troi after job

what about these tits?

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>350p
nah

>Reminder that T'Pol wore it the best

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>skelly mode
>gross belly button
neh

I am thoroughly unimpressed at this stage.

I like those tits a lot. Excellent contents, user
You should post more

cozy /trek/ yaaaaay!

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don't use a name

You've been tricked. They are extremely small and droopy in actuality.

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different tits

she cute

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apart from the nipple situation resulting from a botched boob job t'pol had the best shaped tits in all of star trek

she too skinny

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>the best shaped tits
Fake tits are disqualified from shape competitions.

Just hit 40, lads. I can finally mount up and take it to the Horde scum.

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that doesn't have anything to do with her tits

it isn't a competition
all tits are nice in their own way

Yes because changelings are unable to seperate themselves so even though he was a stretched out blob in a sea of blobs he was still one whole distinct being. He just talked about it like it was a religious experience because that was the changeling equivalent of having sex and he was basically like a virgin being tossed into an orgy with nothing but 10/10s

And we hate you!

Thanks for checking in.

So I just started watching Enterprise for the first time, I'm about 9 episodes in and I have to say it's not as bad as people make it out to be. I'm tolerating it better than VOY so far.

It's never surprising when a Trek show isn't great in its first two seasons. It's pretty much to be expected. It's just that Enterprise doesn't make the recovery that other shows do. It doesn't ever really take off, in my opinion, and the 9/11 shit was extremely forced.

I'm a fan of writing, though. That's what's always drawn me to Star Trek and I believe Enterprise has the weakest writing of any series.

I'll reserve final judgement until I finish the series, but it's a nice change from the ridiculousness of Voyages final seasons.

Don't care for the theme song though, feels weird in a Trek show.

Shut up Wesley

That's a fine attitude to take when it comes to Trek. I don't want to spoil anything or give impressions that might color your own opinions, so I'll just wish you luck instead.

>I'll reserve final judgement until I finish the series, but it's a nice change from the ridiculousness of Voyages final seasons.

Be warned there are utter crap shows of episodes ahead of you and a whole season nothing but writers going full on War on Terror mode. If you get through that the season after that is probably the best ENT writing they did.

>Don't care for the theme song though, feels weird in a Trek show.
Agreed ENT was the only Trek show that I skipped the intro just because of the damn music they chose. Berman really didn't get the importance of music on Trek. Exemplified by the fact that he fired the guy who made music for TNG after he had received several awards for his work in the show.

Star Track

stop

just no

Why do you want to hurt /trek/? We're nice peeps

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not everybody here is nice.

An shes veinny as fuck

That was the only post in the thread for over an hour, you fucks. I just didn't want to have to make a new one.

I'm keeping /trek/ alive with my valiant shitposting sacrifices! They'll build monuments to my accomplishments! I blew VF the fuck out earlier! I'm a TITAN of /trek/!

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that's later. get your eras straight

You are impressive and intimidating but /trek/ has many contenders for the throne.

>replying to the frogfag

I've come to accept the frogs. Some are mildly amusing.

Please! Their popularity is little more than a trend. "BF?" "VF?" Posterity will not remember them, or at least, not remember them kindly.

No, no. They'll be chanting "user!" in frenzied voices when I come into my throne. All else will be forgotten as the pretenders they truly were.

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Can you be less scary pls?

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I don't know. The tripfags seem incredibly powerful as it stands. You are very forceful tho. I will be watching upcoming events closely.

But I am a tripfag, user. I was a tripfag all along!

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4d strategamo

all a ruse

>replying to the tripfag

Comfy thread, gentlemen. Live long and prosper.

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I only put it on for a joke. Relax, for fuck's sake! Also, goodnight.

I love you guys. Even Jimmy and the frogposter.

ENT was never bad and is certainly better than VOY, it's just tourists and bugmen who haven't even watched it but repeat what they saw someone say online who claim it's bad.

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I try to help the thread but I get few (you)s if any.

good night fren

ENT only got 4 seasons. That's all you need to know.

>big tits in 2019
I'm sorry sweetie, time to get breast reduction surgery.

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I hate clownworld. How do we fight back?

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dominion was a bad enemy. borg was better

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ENT is rubbish and a lot worse than VOY. VOY is on a par with DS9.

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gross

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If they aren't gay then why does the light on the right make a little heart?

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You used a VF meme.
Literally the monkey king and the Buddha.

Shoulders much wider than hips

I'm not insecure
I'm outsecure

Xindi

What?

hi bash ugu

that's funny!

no gross

The Monkey King approaches Buddha who's peacefully meditating among the lotus flowers and tells the Buddha, "You aren't so great! All you do is sit on your ass all day! Watch this!" Then the Monkey King leaps to the far corner of the universe, to the five pillars of eternity, and scratches his name into one of the pillars. He then leaps back to the Buddha and boasts of his accomplishment. However, the Buddha merely smiles and without saying a word raises one of his hands, where the Monkey King sees his name written on one of the Buddha's fingers.

Well, that's pretty shit.

It's not my fault NTT can't come up with his own material.

>NTT
Who?

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Literally some monkey clown who thinks /trek/ is a popularity contest and his way of competing is to be as boring as possible. Complains about tripfags while being a tripfag tier retardation.

Your greatest rival and you don't know him?

NTT is trying to redeem tripfags before the next civil war (when season 3 of STD begins)
His motives for doing so are unclear.

hey bash.

One of VF's alts.

Sounds fucking gay.

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really? he seems different from vf

You should talk about being gay!

>if Sydney Sweeney as Seven of Nine

FUCK

What did he mean by this?

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Garak:
>Fucked Ziyal
>Fucked Mirror Kira
Bashir:
>Fucked the wheelchair chick
>Fucked the genetically engineered chick
>Fuck Ezri
>>b-but they’re gay!
N O P E
O
P
E

Mirror Kira doesn't count. She fucks anything and everything, whatever makes her dick hard.

voy was great except for the first season and a few weak episodes

>m.youtube.com/watch?v=6916LuXUwtk&feature=player_embedded

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that she looks boxom

Where do you stand on STD season 3?

Historical revisionism

Attention Bajoran Workers
Garak is a FAG LMFAO
that is all

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It is strongly implied that Garak teddied Dr. Bashir.

I'm just repeating what I've heard.

Revisionism, Bashir was obviously uncomfortable with Garak feeling him up
If Bashir was a woman it’d be MeToo City on DS9

I always felt that the Dominion never got explored enough as a system of government. The key thing I liked about early elements of it was that they had a kind of caste system for different species, so the Vorta were diplomats/clerks, the Jem'Hadar were soldiers, and the Karemma were traders.
I kind of like the idea of the Dominion finding a place for each species under its control and then focusing all their energy into that singular task(along with gene-manipulation to cater them more precisely to the task) and wish they'd explored this more(such as showing competing species/cultures trying to survive and become the dominant farming culture of the Dominion and thus be granted more worlds to work from and expand their species instead of being left on a single homeworld).

The Borg were interesting in their own way as well but the Dominion had a lot of potential for greater depths.

You shouldn't peddle gossip. /trek/ is better than that.

kekels

>queen

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where did u find this pic of me

>alternate timeline episode
skipped

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I HAVE BETTER TREK THREADS ON Yea Forums YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE

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uniform is way off and data isn't a vulcan

eat my asshole clean

>Yea Forums
Y'all are freaking out over some zoomer skeleton in a fighting game for little kids.

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I don’t play Smash BF

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Me and my mom called it that for years lol.

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Get yourself a switch FE:3H is good.

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Why isn't he standing near the others?

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>weebshit

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meanposting is not cool

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errrrr, gay?

The /tg/ Star Trek threads are maximum /comfy/.
Just talking about the lore and the board games and the characters and generally chilled.

poor pixelation

link it then

vindicated?

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I'm not letting you fucksticks come and wreck our /comfy/ /trek/ community.
We've spent years getting the autism balance just right and you'll throw it all out of alignment.

...

fun thread

...

10/10

>watching tng as a kid
Wow Geordi is cool and smart and his visor is cool
>watching tng as an adult
Wow Geordi is a loser

cringe and boring

Then you be exciting and fun!
fuck

>fuck

it's alright. not all the shitflinging and piss we get here.

It's more adult.

Are you guys serious about the whole "thread culture" thing? It just seems like a bunch of off topic posting.

Why this dude keeps replying to me?

Who? I'm interested.

>those VF posts about using fetishes to emotionally manipulate players

sly, rougeish even

They're gonna fuck Picard so hard it'll make The Witcher look like Triumph of the Will.

Is it ok to be gay in TNG? They never really take a stand on it.

He's a menace

quote the posts don't just text the postnumbers

>Sexy Seven of nine costume

You call that sexy?

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VF sure is a crafty little _____

simple

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R E M I N D E R

YOU can stop tripfag culture posting

Do your part

I'm undecided. I like NTT and Bash but VF is too arrogant.

Ch...Chakotay? You look....different.

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Fuck off, VF

I'd say /trek/ has become a Yea Forums containment general but the entire board blows seven miles of chimp so I guess we should just nuke that part of the site.

Like 90% of you need serious mental help.

This is the real Chakotay.

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Actually, that's the fake Alan Thicke.

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Is this because you mentioned /tg/ and now anons are posting there? Oh no, not precious /tg/. Think of the quality, THE QUALITY!

That was my first post of the entire thread.

>That was my first post of the entire thread.

Alan Thicke is the real Dick Clark though.

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This is the part where you demand proof of something that will never be good enough to meet your psychotic demands. Just talk about Star Trek, make funny anecdotes, or blow your fucking brains out. Any of those options sounds great to me.

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This is the part where I boogie.

You're not helping by being a negative Nancy.

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lol. so much this

oof

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You can't prove that was your only post. If you don't want to have crazy people discussions stop typing like a crazy person.

These threads have really taken a nosedive since 2017.

Don't ever reply to my posts again.

Hottest woman in DS9.

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Take your one post and leave if you're gonna be a butthurt aspie over post quality.

Only on Season 6 (now on You Are Cordially Invited) but wish when we see Changelings in the presense of their underlings like Vorta and Jem'Hadar they are a bit more alien. Take that episode where the Jem ship crashes and the main cast are stuck inside and what the Vorta wanted all along was one of the Founders who is dying. When they discover it, it's only pure liquid screeching and spasing out and make bizarre noises. Wished the Founders would behave like that sometimes when taking charge rather than being just being stern humanoids like Odo. It's pretty alien and lends to that 'they are gods' thing when they're just a writing mass of liquid making unintelligable but threatening noises.

she doesn't know

>QUALITY BAD
>HARDER TO CONSUME THAN SWILL

>when asked about his greatest regret after Deep Space Nine, Behr hesitates for some time, his brow furrows and he his lips purse. As he contemplates he emits a small whimper and from behind his dark sunglasses small tears begin to stream down into his bright purple goatee. “I just feel terrible knowing I let so many fans down,” he says between increasingly heavy breaths. “I just wish—” He begins weeping now, deep mournful sobs of agony as he cradles his head in his wrinkled hands. He looks up and continues haltingly, “I just wish we coulda made Garak trans!” He slips out of the chair and drops to his knees. “Why oh WHY DIDN'T WE DO THAT?!”

I for one enjoy these threadsies

does one having great tits make one a great dabo girl or does being a great dabo girl make one's tits great?

To add, imagine the Vorta wear some device that makes their commands in this liquid form telligible. Adds to the whole thing where the Vorta are the closest/most powerful servants and middle men of the Dominion between the Founders and other races and adds to the the Changelings as being these gods above communicating directly with the soldiers, etc. even when present. I don't know, just shit I think would make them cooler as a race and as these heads/gods of an interstellar empire.

You're very concerned about quality discussion for a tourist who can't stay on topic.

Breasts are genetic.

just be frens, you guys

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yes but are dabo girl tits genetic?

It's a bit of both.

>novelposting

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Its on the job requirements.

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>ywn toss your bars of gold pressed latinum across your bed and roll around with Leeta, snorting beetlesnuff off her boobs
why even live

>imagine using an algorithm where you always reply to the latest post

>giving a fuck about modern pozzed star trek which literally spawned a series with STD acronym

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some here like you

It was just a question

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do you recommend star trek youtubers?

Ro and Riker were the best couple

Fuck no.

Is that the best you can do? Come on, let's argue!

hahaha no
god no

Why not?

>npcmouthopen.jpg

I came here to say Ro and Riker were the best couple. That's all I know.
I liked Conundrum.

youtube.com/watch?v=YAEcycivP4w
mein gott

That was a story of growth and understanding.

these threads are getting wackier and wackier! lol

Yeah, Ro and Riker learned they're both in love and everyone else learned there was a sneaky incel alien aboard causing problems.

pic of the alien

You can't be serious.

unironically Nerdrotic

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I don't have any pictures of him saved. He was the guy who kept telling Picard he should shoot at the aliens but Picard didn't want to.

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thanks, i'll check it out

not even a screencap? come on

>dat qualy

She's even hotter now that she's thick

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Duffy dindu nuffin. Where is the proof?

No I mostly like it for the Ro and Riker parts of the episode. I wish they would have pursued that relationship while Worf and Troi were dating.
Maybe then Ro wouldn't have felt alone and would have stayed with the Enterprise instead of jumping ship to join the Maquis.

moar

You're very involved. I like that.

It's important to me that characters are happy.

So how do you feel about the O'Brien torture eps?

Was Voyager fantastic ?

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It's fun if you're lonely and pretend like the crew are real and like you.

I'm just glad he got to be with his family in the end. They should have let him take more vacations after everything he went through, like when Picard got to visit his brother after the Locutus incident.

Picard is a higher rank.

Then it shouldn't have been a big deal to let O'Brien have a vacation every once in a while.

higher rank means more privilege

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Yeah, Nerdrotic is alright. Its basically scifi pop culture news without the shilling or hype and a general disdain for woke Hollywood and what they've done to all the shows and movies we used to like.

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More like Semen of Mine, am I right?!?

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I don't care. Suffering is suffering.
O'Brien deserved more vacations than Picard.

Trips don't lie.

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cher up, user. picard 2021

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Spend a lot of time watching YouTube friend simulators about the good old days, little frog?

So they bitch about stuff?

some

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It was very much a missed opportunity. However, it wasn't bad. It's bad compared to TNG and DS9. It's a 10/10 compared to STD. The final episode was a real let down.

new thread

How much?

Between the guy who pretends he's you then responds to his own posts, the frenposter, the 229 pretender. It's safe to say that you people are the lowest dregs of society and without merit.

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>oh you brought your daughter to the party, Roxanne. Great...

when i first start watching , I watch a lot. i gorge

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>picard 2021
>that moment when you realize that they will never touch Voyager, and it will stay comfy forever.

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How many hours a day?

>Picard

You mean the show about a young female asskicking macguffin that'll rely entirely on Picard's name and him being in the background to establish a viewership?

w-what are you talking about? this is mere speculation

sneed

I don't jerk off to pics with kids in it, I don't care if this is /trek/

let's not go there. I keep it in the background as I play universim. it's a lot

If it's that thicc latina from the cast interview, then HELL YEAH

Let's go there. 2-4? More?

new

It's not speculation that you are lower than whale dung, that's an aesthetic fact we can surmise based upon the onslaught of insanity that this general puts out on a daily basis.

Maybe it won't suck? Super important mystery girl kung fu kicking those guys around in the trailer didn't fill me with confidence though.

Also Alex Kurtzman is still employed.

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What would you prefer we talk about?

I have to touch her hair

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gs4gp

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She could chip diamond with that chin

Much of it is due to so called thread culture.

or something equally as hard...

if you look closely you can see her nipple bumps

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tnggggggg

nice

He means sex.

light up a new thread, bros

she's the next generation
of my BONER

She's so shiny

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XDD ikr

I wouldn't say that one worked very well.

big boner for Picard's new gf

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these are the boner adventures of the starship my boner

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gross

Protagonist computes... Because he is a computer

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Protagonist is beta... Because he's beta

If you want honesty about how shady CBS All Access is, and why std is shit sure.

>watching youtube blog videos for news
dumbass

Those contacts in his eyes look worse than his swollen face.

gogogo

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