Haven't had sex since October 2015

>haven't had sex since October 2015

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>haven't had sex since October 1990

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August 2015 for me

>havent had sex since monday morning
>fapped to porn 4 times since
>tfw porn addict and it's ruining my marriage

Had sex with my girlfriend an hour ago. She blew me too. Shit was so cash.
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Haven't had sex since 1998

It's been 25 years for me

>meet up with friend for happy hour
>talking about shit
>he starts complaining about his wife
>suddenly asks me "so what's your deal?"
>"o-oh w-what, you mean dating?"
>"yeah"
>"oh haha, i um, well, just kind of focusing on work haha"
>he grins
he knows

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Fuck off John

>October 2015
Thats when the Martian and Steve Jobs came out both fucked me up too

>september 2006

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>haven't ever had sex since I was born in 1985

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Haven't had sex. Period. After trying to lose my virginity to a prostitute I'm pretty sure I'm literally not able to.

>july 2018

should i consider suicide?

>haven't had sex

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fucking pathetic lol

only 6 more years bro

>had sex March of this year
>the last time before that was August 2016

just got back from fucking my black fwb ;)

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There's always soaplands in Japan.

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you had sex when you were born?

At what point do you become a virgin again after no sex

weird how you cried for them during the shitted spam but make a thread like this

That's around the last time I made a significant attempt to flirt with a girl.

sucks for you, I have a matrix type device where I get transported in a real world simulation where I can have sex with any chick I come across that I find attractive

>1 year until Wizard academy

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He got fucked by life, for life, in that instance.

7 years

We all do, unwillingly

Tuesday

haven't had sex. fuck off back to red dit normalfag

Bad math cuck

I’m never going to have sex

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how does this happen? pls no meme

Just put yourself out there bro

Not him, but through high school, college, grad school, and now work I would show up and immediately afterwards go home. Anything I'd do in my spare time, even if it meant going outside, I'd do alone. No one is going to come looking for you.

okay so you're retarded

I mean, did you really think you had a chance while saving pictures like that?

July 2016 for me

HAVE SEX, FAGGOT

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Never talking to people and hoping girls approach you. As a man, if you want results, you need to take action.