Check out this big turtle I caught while fishing my pond today

Check out this big turtle I caught while fishing my pond today.

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whats her name

Its wild I just de-hooked and released it.

SNEED'S FEED AND SEED YOU FUCKING NIGGER FUCK YOU!!!!!!

Neat, nice job!

what the fuck bro?

PUT THE TURTLE BACK FLORIDA NIGGER

I already put the fuckin turtle back. Its not even the biggest in the pond theres a female Soft Shell 2x his size

Hoop that shit homie. Get your paperwork in.

remember that turtle saving is a hobby

I love turtles

What is hooping a turtle and why does it involve paperwork?

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I don't know my man. I just wanted to do some of that prisonposting that's the rage here lately. I have nothing to contribute to any thread. Or life in general.

Are they an item?

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yeah theres dozens of turtles of all ages they steal the food I feed the fish

Feed it pizza and teach it karate

put it back you freak

Tortoises don't live in water user

it AIN'T a tortoise

Make sure to wash your hands.

You know what to do user. Fuck. That. Turtle.

I ALREADY put it back. I was fishing for Bluegill panfish because the ponds getting over stocked. This claw bound monster came and bit the hook I had to help him first.

what are you talking about?

I used to have a turtle called Anthony but my parents gave it away when we went to Oregon for my cousin's graduation.

Hes talking about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Y’all gotta admit, that turtle is thicc af on that caboose

Ok that's good user. I'm sorry I called you a freak.

unironically best thread on Yea Forums right now

thats exactly what I wanted to hear thanks user