We almost lost Brad

She is a dried up skank.. and crazy as fuck.

Listen, you'd drink too if you came home only to find one of Angelina's brood clicking and grunting under the kitchen table. What a fucking life.

Are there AA meetings for famous people? How does he go to an AA meeting without people going “Holy shit, it’s Brad Pitt!” or the paparazzi reporting he’s in AA?

Isn't AA a cult or something? Not that its goal isn't admirable, but I thought there was some weird shit about it.

WHY LEAVING HER WAS THE MOST SOBER ACT OF HIS LIFE

HOT TAKE: The following statement is 100% true; Angelina was NEVER that hot, even in her prime. Now she's a plasticine skank witch

imagine being this cucked.

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No, just one of the steps is to "accept there is a higher power" and accept that your hands are in it's fate. So Reddit fags hate it.

I'm sure their are. I know their are meetings for professionals like accountants and lawyers. It's mostly for the protection of their practices.

there*

There's a thing called love that makes you want to be with a particular person forever. Some day you'll experience it too, maybe even the other person loves you back.

He's still paying for those stowaways Jolie picked up from Africa.

Ive been in love. several times. Control is better.

I also would drink myself into alcoholic stupors to celebrate never having to see, let alone fuck, that fish lipped ayyy freak again.

love is a hollywood meme.

She was hot when she was a teen.

But...not THAT hot...

What female wasn't?

Based Brad taking care of himself

What the fuck is AA? Why do mutts like acronyms so much?

Haha. Imagine drinking yourself to death in a world of loneliness just because you can’t have pic related LoL

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Well his wife adopted a buncha them darkies and brainwashed his daughter into becoming a tranny. Wouldn’t that drive you to drinkin?

He's checking in!

>stays handsome
>stays fit

no sympathy

test

He came way too close to joining the Lee’s alright

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>the fuck you say about my mom whiteboi?
>I’ll fuck you up on this airplane right now homie

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These posts are getting repetitive but this one got me

In AA there's amenity so basically what is seen and said in the rooms stays in the rooms. I am in AA in Los Angeles and I see celebs in meetings all the time.

>amenity
anonymity

When I was in AA I knew someone who’s son was also in AA in California. The son got sober with a famous actor.

No I won’t say which one.

Lol

Well that’s the second step. The remaining steps and traditions say specifically “God” and the literature is Christian based. It quotes bible passages (faith without works is dead) and meetings where I’m from close with the Lords Prayer from Jesus’s sermon on the mount.

No reddit athiests just hate it because muh higher power is literally rape culture etc.
That AA shit got my sister clean

Depends who you ask, what meetings you go to, how you view the world, and what you consider a cult. It’s complicated.

Tl:dr it is for some, for others it’s not

I guess celebritys are humans too.

we're anonymous

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Getting my second 30 day coin tomorrow

keep it up user

We are all gonna make it frens, even you Satan

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I believe in you user.

Why would he go to AA? He can fuck any female on the planet

keep it up user

this is what happens when your live turns itself around
you end up escaping with whatever the excuse is
alcoholism, losing your job, whatever
people then go into the "oh, ofc, he was an alcoholic" when in reality it's just an excuse to escape a life that was obviously not what you expected to be
I hope he goes back to anishton

An actor's son is a lot different than one of the top 5 famous actors in the world.

cant blame him
look at these sucking lips

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A 10/10 guy is above 10/10 girl in sexual market value, because women rate men lower than men rate women. There's a shitload of 10/10 women, but not as many 10/10 men. Also, unlike a men, a 10/10 woman is all looks, a 10/10 men is looks + social status. More women wanted prime Brad than men wanted prime Ange, he's out of her league, now more than ever since she lost her only value as a woman, her youth.

Uh read that post again...

nice reading comprehension buddy

A minister created it.

If you have issues with AA, you can get "secular" AA.

>Isn't AA a cult or something?
not compared to synanon from the '60s

BRADDU PRESSE THINK OF MY WIFES SONNU

sensible move. it's always important to be covered against that sort of contingency

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>A 10/10 guy is above 10/10 girl in sexual market value

enjoy your aids

>Alright! ALL RIGHT, BRUCE! I'll go to the AA meeting
>Dis isu fo yo own good, Bradu!

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kek

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>tfw chronic alcoholic.
>trying to quit
>withdrawals, alcoholic neuropathy that causes all my nerves and muscles to sting and have severe insomnia.

Asshole Annihilation

No seriously control is boring as fuck. It's like eating plain potatoes for the rest of your life. Unless you are able to control 10/10's, i don't know about that. I've only been able to control 8/10's. Finding someone you love, no matter her place in the looks scale, feels almost infinitely better.

Based wholesome Bradu poster.

OH NONONONONO
RICED

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How did Angelina Jolie trapped him into adopting a whole tribe of third world beggars while he was in his prime?

No man in his right mind would accept this, especially not a pure alpha like Brad.

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yes, Bill and Bob took the model from the oxford group, but they were not ministers.

Seek medical help and detox. The insomnia sucks for the first few days but it gets better.

>a minister created it
Bill W was a failed wall street investor and Dr. Bob was, well, a Doctor. They are writers of Alcoholics Anonymous, aka The Big Book. It’s what the program is. So no. A minister didn’t create it.

she’s a succubus

i have been to AA in some random irrelevant podunk town in the american south, it's full of absolute degenerate junkies and types of people richfags do not want to associate with or be around, so I find it highly unlikely that a hollywood actor is wont to attend the pleb AA meetings.

probably they go to them in at least very affluent areas where they are de facto elite versions of AA because crackheads don't frequent the neighborhood and the average salary in the room is at least six figures. notice that all you guys who are saying "nah bro celebrities go there" are still talking about fucking los angeles lel

>BRADU, MY ARMLOCK HURTS, BUT NOTU AS MUCH AS YOU AREU HURTING YOURSELFRU!

Bill W moonlighted as a minister on top of being a wall street investor I believe.

Chad's can be dumb as fuck bro. When you get sex anyways there is no need to develop your intelligence. I have a chad friend who all my hot crushes lust after (and which some of he has banged) and he says he doesn't want children. He almost can't understand when i try to talk to him about genetics and Nazi Germany's eugenetics programs.

Has the meme gone full circle?

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He didn't take the Leo DiCaprio bachelorpill and believed that when he was 40 he had to take the marriagepill.

>chad

his name is literally brad though. he's a brad. kinda chadlike, but still not pure chad, he has the looks and is pretty extroverted and commanding, but in the end he is still the type of dude who still lets his wife adopt half of namibia

*flicks cigar*

sorry kid, I'm gonna have to put you in the B department, that's just how it is

This.

Brads are insecure.

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I never thought Jolie was that hot. Always too skinny for me

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You should've seen her in her prime.

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Dubs confirm

I fucking love you fuckers.

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Excellent

Its It's basically being alone with doctors the whole time, there's no point in it. They dont want to go in group sessions with normies and talk about how spoiled and weak they are. It's gotta be entirely too fucking humiliating to see themselves complain in front of people with real struggles that spactually might lose everything they have.

They cant really get proper groups together with nothing but rich people. He definitely wont be in there with peers no matter what.

most of those creaturas where adobted before they hooked up

>It's gotta be entirely too fucking humiliating to see themselves complain in front of people with real struggles that spactually might lose everything they have

honestly, sounds like a pretty healthy thing to do, get some perspective n'shit

The fact that they were already there when he hooked up should've been a red flag for him to drop her bony ass.

>alcoholic neuropathy that causes all my nerves and muscles to sting

lol this is imagined shit, you pussy. Get moving and you won't have the empty time to think up shit that convinces you you're crippled and should just drink.

Too bad they are immediately repelled by that shit.

she was hot in the days before everyone was flooded with internet porn and constant media depicting women, COOMER. i'm a turd worlder so i didn't have internet access until like 2010, and before that i thought she was hottest thing around, probably why western normies liked her in the 90s too. you now have a mental catalog of thousands of women to compare her to just from having access to the internet and seeing random facebook posts or whatever, but before that, people didn't see nearly as many different women since they just had books and tv etc. so it was only women shilled in those limited products

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Hello, fellow alcoholic.

Why do u guys pretend that you understand how normal people think

Because she brings in lots of money and they're both greedy duh.

Now this is a meme I can get behind. Nice job on the edit also, much better than the usual amateur hour hackjobs in these threads.

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the nytimes article just says nobody sold his stories to the tabloids.

plus I imagine that people go to there realize it would be a really shitty thing to do

only one : maddox.

the 2 others were adopted after they had their first kid

>celebrities
>normal people

Celebs are as fucked up in the head as incel NEET recluses.

>a 10/10 men is looks + social status
agree with everything but that, it's still looks

LOL!!!!!

just stop drinking faggot, how hard can that be?

>he says he doesn't want children
the truth is YOU are the retard and he isn't

>i have been to AA in some random irrelevant podunk town in the american south, it's full of absolute degenerate junkies and types of people richfags do not want to associate with or be around, so I find it highly unlikely that a hollywood actor is wont to attend the pleb AA meetings.
>every area of the country is the same
>a meeting in Irvine will be the same as Compton
I’ve been to meetings just like you described and meetings where 75% of the attendees were lobbyists and nobody made less than six figures you dumbshit.

They absolutely can. There are many meetings that aren’t on the schedule and are invite only. It’s a network just like anything else.

Citation please. How exactly do you “m

How exactly do you “moonlight” as a minister?

>not understanding addiction in 2019

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Not him but this is what actually happened.

>In November 1934, Wilson was visited by old drinking companion Ebby Thacher. Wilson was astounded to find that Thacher had been sober for several weeks under the guidance of the evangelical Christian Oxford Group.[18] Wilson took some interest in the group, but shortly after Thacher's visit, he was again admitted to Towns Hospital to recover from a bout of drinking.

sure sometimes I desperately want something but I just don't take it

>rich person AA and rich person rehab
What the fuck is the point? You go and get coddled and you never see really how low people can go. Go to a real AA meeting in the bottom of a church or some dilapidated community center and see the dregs of humanity just trying to survive. Go to the public rehab centers where everyone is slightly on edge and the staff are struggling to save lives with the barest of resources. That's some shit.

Went to rehab 3 times. It's not that bad desu but at the same time, depressing as fuck.

why don’t you?

alcohol.org/comorbid/polyneuropathy/

before you call me a dumbshit, do me a favor and consider rereading my post because you completely misread it you fucking retard lol

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dude is gay as the day is long

he’s not even looking at her, he’s looking over at some gay white chad

I agree.

me on the right

>She is a dried up skank.. and crazy as fuck.
That's now. When they actually got together she was hot as fuck and crazy as fuck. Potent combination.

blonde daughter is super cute

Shockingly based.

>Angelina Jolie is not settling. She's above Brad. They're both 10/10 looks wise, but Jolie has an acting Oscar and is a respected humanitarian. Brad is just a pretty boy.

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