Hey Yea Forums, tell a chic-fil-a virgin what to get for my first time. Be gentle ;)

12 piece nuggers and sauce. get yourself a milkshake too, fatty.

pal where are you that chick fil a is some novelty youve never had before? chick fil a isn't good. wherever you are there's something better i guarantee.

with no ice

Chicken nuggets with chick fill a sauce and a cookies and cream milkshake.

get every kind of sauce. This is IMPORTANT!

Go during breakfast and get the following

Chicken biscuit sandwich with egg and cheese
Chicken nuggets with polynisan sauce and honey mustard
Large order of waffle fries
Spicy chicken sandwich
I like Coke with my chickfila

And that is the perfect meal.

this place is so mediocre

amerifats literally like it because they slather corn syrup all over the chicken nuggets

chic fil a sauce or ranch

buffalo sauce if you want some tangyness

im gonna get a milkshake and drink it on the shitter

GO TO POPEYES /POL/CELL

Do americans really eat that slop? You are like pigs

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A cum guzzling faggot posted this

Spicy chicken biscuit is my favorite breakfast item

you're baiting for a chicken fight, aren't you? why else post this here?

BASED
they cuck you of your lemonade by filling up 3/4 with ice

while sitting backwards

I've had Cane's, and Zaxby's once. I assume it's about the same. I've just never gone.

Chick fil a sauce, ranch, Polynesian sauce too. Just go nuts and get them all!

yup people dont seem to understand how much mass ice takes in a cup of soda/juice

It's pretty amazing how much better McDonald's is in Europe. If it was just like American McDonald's, it just wouldn't sell and they'd have to shut down. At least you europoors do food well.

Yeah they're all shit. Go to some local place place with good reviews.

this accurately portrays my physique

Chic filla RED member here, this is what I always get

>chic filla x2 (no bread, no sandwich, just the fried chicken)
>chic filla sauce
> half and half sweet/unsweet tea, the most perfect drink on earth

any other opinion is irrelevant, i guarantee all of you have fewer points than I do

Why do people like their fries? For me? It’s wendys fries.

Class 5 Boredom

Isn't that like 3000 calories

Cuck-Fil-A has got NOTHING on Popeyes.

they dont over do it with the salt

he's bulking

Damn user i might get some chick fil a too tomorrow

no ice master race
also autistic

Imagine not enjoying food. Thats why you third worlders look so miserable. Food is literally the most important thing in life and here in america we have the best goddamn delicious food in the world. So yes bitch, super size that for me and a side of a choclate milkshake.

But the syrup water is too sweet so the ice makes it taste better as it melts.

>people in here unironically have loyalty to fast food restaurants

What the fuck is wrong with you?

your fridge has ice at home so use that. The point is to get the most out of your money

excuse me I have a mangina

Time to spam /pol/ threads!

The breakfast sandwiches there are pretty small but fucking devine. So its a good idea to get another sandwich and a side order so you don't starve.

Extremely underwhelming--extremely disappointed.

imagine being so poor you have to economize $5 of fast food

>”dude the local ma and pop” poster
Hate you stupid fucking rat cucks so much
Can’t even talk about ordering a Dominos pizza without one of you sacks of shit having to pipe up like anyone wants to hear your stupid fucking words

I go original and honey mustard

We can afford food and not forced to eat seaweed ching chong

honey mustard master race

i grew up with frugal parents that become well off later in life .they taught me valuable things.

Original chicken sandwich with chicken tendies or nuggets

shalom

#1 with half and half tea. Dip the fries in Polynesian sauce

2 cents have been deposited into your account

>I like Coke with my country fried chicken
Yes, but you didn't specified what KIND of coke? A lemon-lime coke?

They don’t even put salt.

what's with the weird emails they always send me?

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truly /ourrestaurant/

haha nice

ask to suck on the cashier girl's tits. they always have cute girls there.

Anyone who dislikes chick fil a is a fag that needs to wash the cum out of their mouth before they eat so they can taste it better.

Oh my god. Does Roy Moore own this chain or what?

Am I the only person who thinks their nuggets are overrated?

So salty and meh taste. I'd take mcdonalds nuggets over them even if they are "not real" and more "prossessed".

#1 Combo you sack of shit. Spicy is also acceptable

I just don't think chicken is a food that even can be made that amazing. It's always meh no matter how "good" it's supposed to be.

oxfords confirmed the daddy of shoes

Why would you eat nuggets, ever?

arby's fries is where its at

>Imagine not enjoying food. Thats why you third worlders look so miserable. Food is literally the most important thing in life and here in america we have the best goddamn delicious food in the world. So yes bitch, super size that for me and a side of a choclate milkshake.
Why does Yea Forums always want me to "imagine" being or doing something?

How often do you go roller skating?

I thought gays weren't allowed.

as a RED cfa member i got invited to their headquarters in atlanta but i couldnt go

...

>muh Roy Moore
How many reddit points do you have roastie? Kek dipshit

What a stupid post

You're in Toronto aren't you and you wanna try the first Canadian Chick Fil A?

Fry it?

Chic-Fil-A has only started expanding into the northern states within the past few years.

Obviously American

how is the macaroni? I have not had it yet

Chick fil a sauce, bruh, what the fuck kind of question is that? Popeyes will never beat chick fil a simply because they will never have chick fil a sauce.

try them all

best thing to get at sheetz?

PDQ is honestly better.

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I've only ever had the #1; it does the trick so I haven't branched out to other items but I may try others later if I'm feeling saucy.

In my very limited experience, the best thing about the brand is the Chick Fil-A sauce plus Waffle fries. It's a very, very good sauce, much better than whatever BBQ, Honey Mustard or Ranch you get at comparable basic bitch burger joints with a working drive-thru. The drive-thru menu also prominently displays color photos of like 20 different sauces right at eye level where your ambient sight is looking, so it's clearly an element that they pay attention to. While we're on the subject of the sauce itself, apparently sauce is so important in cuisine, that the saucier is the most prestigious station cook, a lieutenant just below the chef and sous chef. TV related: they might actually say that in Ratatouille, but I'm not sure. Also chef's speciality-aspiration in Apocalypse Now (back home, never in the film itself much) was as a saucier. Back to Chick-Fil-A: Texture of the waffle fries is always good.

About a week ago I drove through for my #1, then pulled away. They'd forgotten to add the sauce packets. I was road-raging for about a minute, then angrily wolfed down my dry fries all the same and they were still pretty good. But not Chick-Fil-A sauce(tm) good. t. bisexual republican voter who will burn in hell, doesn't care, and who regularly patronizes Chick-Fil-A.

arent they into those daddy daughter celibacy promise things

Can I just grab a little girl and claim her as my daughter for this event?

>food is the best thing in life
Agree

>the best food is highly processed and stuffed with sugar
This is where amerilards get it wrong. They've been conditioned to sugar addiction since birth. Their blood is basically syrup at this point

>Basedbean oil, sugar, BBQ sauce (tomato paste, corn syrup, vinegar, natural hickory smoke flavor, caramel color, spices, garlic*, onion*, natural flavor, oleoresin paprika), water, mustard (distilled vinegar, water, mustard seed, salt, turmeric, paprika, spice, garlic*), distilled vinegar, egg yolk, salt, cider vinegar, lemon juice concentrate, mustard flour, natural flavor, xanthan gum, garlic*, calcium disodium EDTA added to protect flavor. *dehydrated.

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This is gay and this is definitely not my nigga

Get a meal with the chicken sandwich and large fries plus whatever drink then order an extra sandwich because they're good and get strips with Polynesian sauce

Tell em you want a chicken mcnugget tendiesandwitch with some fuckin schezwan sauce. If they say "my pleasure" tell them to shove it up your ass.

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bro keep it simple.
>classic chicken sandwich (spicy chicken sandwich is acceptable if that's more your style)
>waffle fry
>chic-fil-a sauce to dip both the sandwich and the fries into
>lemonade frosty milkshake thing for a drink if they still have it
>the sense of warmth and peacefulness you get from eating at the best, most Godly restaurant on earth. and i mean this 100% unironically.
Popeye fags are only kidding themselves.

The reason places like chicfila and innout are popular is because they're a cut above pig swill.
They don't make as much money as the pig swill outlets but they're private companies and so they don't get eviscerated over quarterly earnings.

America has the best meat in the world and vegetables. Wtf you talking about? Lol please don't tell me you leave in yuropoor. Lol you fucks eat bugs

>eating a chicken, egg, and cheese biscuit AND a chicken nugget order AND a large waffle fry AND a whole chicken sandwich AND a soda
i really hope this user is just goofin around...

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Oh fugg am I back in the Chic-fil-a timeline D:

pepporni sub with nacho cheese, colby jack ,jalapeno ranch ,fire roasted tomato sauce, tomato , lettuce, Parmesan olives and chili

this

the stupidest part is they could easily replace it with sucralose but the fatass customers would complain they're not getting the same "rush" from gorging on dipping sauces and cola

>so yes get me the supersize with chocolate milkshake
This is what I'm referring to. Starch, oils, fucktons of sugar is not good food. No fast food is "good" food. It's a momentary rush of dopamine that leaves you hollow and feeling like shit the next day. Like sex with a cheap hooker or a Marvel film.

Of course meats and fresh vegetables prepared well are good, but that isn't what the people in this thread are cumming in their pants about. I would happily spend $20 for a delicious, complete meal at a good restaurant over 4 $5 meals at some junk food place

yep its designed to be addictive

>2 spicy chicken sandwiches
>nugs
>2 large fries
>Lemonade or milkshake
>Shit ton of trademark sauce.
Enjoy your food coma

Also fuck popeyes.

There used to be a PDQ near me, but it closed. I liked how they had a handwashing station outside of the bathroom so you could wash your hands before eating without having to wait for a bathroom to open up and/or have to deal with breathing in shit stink before eating.

I used to get two spicy chicken sandwiches, one with pepper Jack and one without, but now that I pay more attention to what I eat, I get the wrap. It's practically snack-tier portion, but it tastes OK and with some fries it makes for about half a proper meal.

It amazes me to see how much Chick Fil A is booming, I've been eating there since I was a kid in the 90s and never thought of it as being any more special than any other fast food place.

>american top grade cuisine
>fried chicken in a bun
kek

You have to get the original chicken sandwitch

Yeah it's pretty messed up. If you're an adult then do whatever you want but it just makes me sad when they get kids hooked on that shit cause the parents are too lazy to cook a proper meal

based RED poster.
i used to work in a hospital with a chic fil a in the cafeteria. i spent 100+ hours a week there and would eat chic fil a usually twice a day because it was by far the best option available. Also the hospital paid for my meals, so I would just go ham with my orders. I had a gazillion points. But it wasn't called RED member back then. I was an "A-lister"

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