Why didn't Yoda and Obi The Wan bumrush the fuck out of the emperor and murder him a day after shit went down instead of sitting like retards for a decade.
Even if they had known that Darth Redditvader was alive he must've been still to weak to factor in the fight. Yoda himself almost done did it in the 1 on 1, in duo they would've fucked him in the cunto like tip top nothing.
You can just watch Star Wars from episode 3 onwards and still get the full story. 1 & 2 are just there for the sake of it. Prove me wrong.
>Darth Redditvader
Aren't you trying a little too hard to fit in? this is just sad
>Send me to kill the Emperor, I won't kill Anakin
they really should have just both gone to kill the Emperor
Anakin can fucking wait
2 on 1 they might have actually had a chance
how would you explain palpatine as chancellor?
where did anakin come from?
why the jedi didn't trust him?
how obi wan got to train anakin?
why there's a bunch of clones?
why they're at war?
how did anakin meet padme and fall in love?
how anakin's mother died?
arrogance, user
even palpatine said it, "your arrogance blinds you, master yoda"
yoda learned this lesson the hard way
And yet Yoda and Obi-wan seemed to think Luke with his mediocre training and skills could kill Palpatine?
Shit Yoda didn't even warn him that the guy can shoot lightning and teach him how to block it
that would have been good to know
I mean think about how stupid their plan was
>Luke, go fight both Vader AND Palpatine at the same time and win
>We know you can do it, son
....huh?
Have you watched the fucking movies? In ESB they both tell Luke he’s fucking trash. In RotJ they both say his training is done because Yoda is fucking dying, noting that the Emperor is too powerful and that Palpatine would absolutely dab on him if he tried, which he did.
luke in VI was at jedi knight level
in V, he was a padawan with a week of training
yoda warned him to not face vader yet and he lose a hand for it
that's why luke tried to turn vader to the light side again, he knew the two of them could kill the emperor
luke alone or vader alone can't match sidious
>their backup plan was to throw Leia at him
>he must've been still to weak to factor in the fight.
Vader didn't reach his potential, but he was still more powerful than he was when he got Kenobi'd. Luke is similarly supposed to be pretty hot stuff by the time of RotJ. People get too sucked into the differences of presentation.
Literally every single one of these isn't on a need-to-know basis.
The truth is that 3,4,5,6 is the real story, and 1 and 2 are prequels.
RotS doesn't have anything that's "need to know" either. The important stuff is already contained in the OT itself.
Dude a day after shit went down Vader was still steaming from the volcano and in a robo coma.
prequels are still the real story or they wouldn't exist
I missed the "day after shit went down" bit.
>how would you explain palpatine as chancellor?
Completely unimportant. He's a politician, he did his job and did it well.
>where did anakin come from?
Unimportant, could be covered in a very brief dialogue exchange if you really needed to.
>why the jedi didn't trust him?
Valid
>how obi wan got to train anakin?
Unimportant, could be covered in a very brief dialogue exchange if you really needed to.
>why there's a bunch of clones?
Completely unimportant
>why they're at war?
Unimportant, could be covered in a very brief dialogue exchange if you really needed to. (The movies barely explain as it is as far as I remember, basically just lol corruption in politics?)
>how did anakin meet padme and fall in love?
Unimportant but admittedly probably difficult to patch in a quick explanation if you really needed to.
>how anakin's mother died?
Completely unimportant. Frankly it's probably better without the canon explanation because the obvious guess would be something like a disease or an accident, something that nobody could prevent, driving Anakin to his need to prevent death through Sith powers because honestly the regular Jedi ones would have done just fine to save his mother from her canon death if he just showed up sooner.
>2 on 1 they might have actually had a chance
Given how Yoda almost won on his own it's likely. I never really got the sense that Palpatine outmatched Yoda by much. Even in RotS Yoda's loss seemed almost circumstantial.
They never sent Luke to kill Palpatine. Luke left on his own in Empire and Yoda only asked him to save Vader in Jedi.
>obvious guess would be something like a disease or an accident
when anakin "saved" palpatine from dooku, he said "remember what you told me about your mother and sand people?"
with that line, you can't say it was an accident or disease
and the cause of the war is not the corruption in politics, just sidious master plan
he controlled both sides, he sent dooku to make the clone army
Ah. I'd put that in the slight modification category too then, either by renaming the sand people to something more obviously dangerous or by a little more exposition.
The fact that the fight took place in the Senate Chamber is what fucked Yoda. Sheev immediately took the high ground and started throwing senate pods at him and shit.
Had it just taken place in Sheev's office Yoda probably would have had a better chance but he was having to exert himself too much jumping around and dodging senate pods.
That didn't really work for Mace Windu's buddies
those guys were shit
face* ftfy
The more you fight against evil with violence, the stronger the dark side of the force in the universe becomes even though you're trying to do good. To truly defeat the dark side you have to defeat what creates it. Anger, fear, etc.