"My greatest pain in life is that I'll never be able to see myself perform live...

"Like, I got an incredibly high IQ and am super intelligent, but I can't read a bus timetable and I don't know where bread comes from"
Was she serious?

Where is she even from? Canada?

>A 16 YEAR OLD IS NEVER IN HER PRIME!

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Gadsby is objectively better than Dave Shitpelle

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most black people with post-doctoral education cannot read a bus schedule. let that sink in.

>GET HIM, STOP THAT MAN NOW!

She’s a pious twat.

>tfw ill never make grill feel this way
>tfw id never believe it even if it happened
>tfw no gf

What's the sauce on this?

The fact she has an audience is fucking weird
Her stand-up sounds like a eulogy
She's a motivational speaker at best
To call her a comedian is a straight up con

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Manliest man in the whole commonwealth

Who cares?

lol i thought you guys said she wasn't funny

What a conceited cunt

Tasmania, which comes as no surprise

Looks like a good bloke

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Reminder this "comedy" has over 90% positive ratings on RT white Dave Chappelle is getting flamed for being actually funny.

She probably is in her prime. She wants to look like a bull dyke and she does

Ironically she probably was kinda hot at 14 15
She had a pleasant enough face in early pics
but then puberty kicked in and full bull dyke mode ensued

excuse me who the fuck is this

One of the Rooney sisters

reminder phoneposting is cancer

This is the raw power of youth+femininity. Her face and hips aren't even far above average and yet any red-blooded male would love for the chance to ravish her.

I just checked and can't believe you're right

rottentomatoes.com/m/hannah_gadsby_nanette

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Watch her special it felt like a crappy motivational speech with unfunny jokes.

Someone really needs to tell Chappelle it's not 2005 and he can't do whiteface anymore

FUCKING
WHITE
MALES

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He looks just like his daddy.

I bet her asshole tastes like a fruit smoothie

She's got a story, feel bad for her in places and don't regret listening to it, but can't wait for this wave of "comedy" to pass - where a person receives applause in liu of laughter for saying things no-one could challenge in a public sphere w/o appearing to be a monster.

The differential ratings of Chappelle's new special (entrenched critics pan, audiences love) looks like we're past the tipping point of what's been happening in comedy for years. Public is sick of milktoast wokeness. Now is a great time for fearless comedians to make a name slaughtering our culture's sacred cows while they can still be at the vanguard of the zeitgeist shift

>tipping point
>milktoast
>wokeness
>fearless
>sacred cows
>vanguard
>zeitgeist
So many buzz words in one sentence

Fuck. Why does only shit come out of what should be the best Australian state

i still can't believe my college writing 101 prof forced the class to watch this shit lmao. that guy was the biggest fucking pussy i've ever come across.

That autistic shit is a turn off I don’t care how hot she is

You deserve a refund for college

So eh.. This one time.. I was RAPED!

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I've never heard or seen this thing before and have never heard anyone even online talk about this monster till I came here. Thanks assholes

>made a comedy career from reading what is essentially a shitty blog on stage
he’s a fookin’ legend m8

i funny enough i didn't pass that class and had to re-take it next semester. he was about 5'5 140lbs and i'm 6' 180 athletic build. i was kind of vocal about my conservative values. guess he didn't pass me out of spite cause i was high test & clearly didn't like him.
funny thing is when i re took the class next semester my professor female and i passed with an A-

she's so close to being the gigachad. i think she should go the other direction and get a wooden dick.

>college prof never not being a pussy
user...I ...

Dave only got like 6 reviews.

Typically critics aren't reviewing standup acts unless they have some ideological reason to.

kek

I had the same experience with an obese weeaboo who taught 2 digital media classes I literally just kept my head down and did the work exactly as he told me to and this fucker gave me a C in both classes, the only reason he didn’t fail me was he knew I would drag his ass to his bosses office and he would have no way of explaining failing a student who turned all the work in on time that met all requirements

Why are women such terrible dancers? All her moves are off, bitch can't swing for shit

DA'S GEWGLE 'ISTREE

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>rotten tomatoes

Why do moderately unattractive white girls so often shave one side of their heads is it that they want you to know they have a mental Illness? Because that’s the only thing I think when I see that hair cut

Because Tasmania was the Australia of Australia, all the most degenerate and fucked convicts were sent there

You're absolutely correct. Trust your instincts, user.

Maybe. All we know for sure is it really wants to get in that car.

Serious question, since when did "queer" stop being an insult? I heard my sister using it a while ago and I thought she was being mean but it was actually the opposite

When Aids could be "cured"

well im glad that it never even crossed my mind to watch this shit, IT* jokes must sound like a speech and boring as fuck

>6'
You failed because manlets never learn

Did they delete that video? I can't find it anywhere.

LMAO IS THAT A REAL QUOTE

ALL THAT SJWBUBBLE CIRCLEJERKING REALLY GOT TO XER HEAD HUH

WHO FUCKING LAUGHED!

it's a joke about time travel, idiots

funny, very funny.

As a young queer folk myself I was inspired by her standup to finally have the courage to come out to my grandparents. They said they never wanted to see me again and I haven't seen them since.

>Jokes? JOKES!? THE MALE EXISTENCE IS THE JOKE

BASED GRANDPARENTS

WE NEED TO PRESERVE THE BOOMER WAYS

Why would you need to come out? Just stay in the closet like a good gay

sexist shit

I want to watch it just for the cringe but I'm afraid it might be too much cringe and I'll be forced to kill myself.

As an artist myself I do admit there's a certain pang of regret I'll never be able to "enjoy" or experience my work the way others would. But to call it my greatest pain in life? I never ever want to be so far up my own ass, to be such a fart huffing, holier than thou "ah look at how fucking great the work I produce is I wish I could be a dumb consumer to bask in its magnificence like the others" moron that if you were to ever find me take up a position like that I beg that you please just fucking end me, I have obviously lost my goddamn marbles to be spouting tripe like that, and there's no recovery.

TURN ON THE LIGHTS
WHO LAUGHED WAS IT YOU SHITLORD

LAUGHTER IN MY COMEDY SHOW
I WONT HAVE IT!

>MY ONLY REGRET IN LIFE IS THAT I CANT WATCH MY OWN GLORY
t. QUEEN DYKE DESTROYER OF COMEDY

So my filipino mother said that I should be a nurse instead of a comedian. But I simply did not have young QUEERS for inspiration!

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