My favourite Christmas movie is Die Hard!

>My favourite Christmas movie is Die Hard!

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>DID YOU KNOW THE WINNIE THE POOH CHARACTERS REPRESENT MENTAL DISORDERS? IT'S SO COOL DUDE BECAUSE IT'S LIKE THE JUXTAPOSITION BETWEEN A CHILDISH (at least on the surface) CARTOON WITH LIKE MENTAL PROBLEMS THAT CAN SEVERELY AFFECT AN INDIVIDUAL'S PSYCHE

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>Did you know his name is not actually Frankenstein? That's the name of the doctor.

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good one

hate having to say frankenstein's monster to avoid being mobbed by s*ys

>Aliens is better than Alien

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mine is a tie between the muppet christmas carol and national lampoons christmas vacation

Did you know intelligence is knowing Frankenstein isn't the monster and wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster?

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>Chimps actually aren't monkeys, they're apes

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>DID YOU KNOW THE WINNIE THE POOH CHARACTERS REPRESENT MENTAL DISORDERS
Is pigglet a tranny?

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Yeah I saw that the other day, too.

I watch die hard 3 on christmas

Wouldn't that be the other way around though?
I assumed the meme was saying things that are obviously correct, and something know-it-all ledditors desperate to show off their barely above average IQs ape at the slightest opportunity
but you instead posted something incorrect, which kinda goes against the whole meme
Please tell me you don't actually think Aliens is better

Maybe I fucked it up. I was going moreso with OPs example. Reacting to a shitty opinion. I probably have the meme entirely wrong. But yeah Alien is better than Aliens for sure.

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>Favorite Christmas films?
>A Christmas Story, Christmas With The Kranks, How The Grinch Stole Christmas, and Bad Santa

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>John Wick changes his name to John Constantine when he sees the devil for the first time

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Is Die Hard 3 the TDKR of the 90's?

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Eyes Wide Shut for me. I like how it explorers the theme of pagan rituals on 24th Dec. Early Christians used that date too so their Christmas could slowly replace older customs.

why are you namefagging?

>favourite
>ourite
>ou
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It’s part of a multilayered messaging initiative

Correct answer is always Christmas Vacation and Groundhog day for best xmas movie.

ah, you're an attention seeking faggot, I see

Gigachad also digs Scrooged

>dude don't fan youself , it actually makes you more hot

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>christmas movie thread
>not a single mention of Jesus Christ

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>dude have you seen suicidemouse.avi? its a lost mickey mouse episode

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>human dies in film
>...

>dog dies in film
>NOOOOOO NOT THE WOOFER DOGGO NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN POOR GOODBOI PUPPERINO BORKER LONGBOI CLOUDY BOI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE BAMBOOZLED MLEM BLEP BORKING FLUFFER DOGGERINO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOUR DOIN ME A FRIGHTEN I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW

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>doggo
>catto
>danger noodle
>sneed
>boop snoot
>blep
>mlem
>fluffer
>womens rights
>floof

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this one is legit retarded
Frankenstein is just a shitty father, the monster actually murders innocent people just to hurt Frankenstein's feelings.

>the rugrats takes place in angelica's head!!
>ed, edd and eddy are in purgatory!!
>garfield is actually dying of starvation!!
>ash ketchum is really in a coma!!
>charlie brown has cancer!!
>donald duck has ptsd!!
>courage is really a normal dog, just the people he sees through his perspective seem like monsters!!

Holy toothpaste and spaghetti batman, this list really fucked me up. That's enough internet for today.

Edit: Wow, this really blew up!

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Did you know that The Wire, X Files, NYPD Blue, Homicide and Law & Order all unironically take place is the same universe?

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT CAN'T BE A CHRISTMAS FILM WITHOUT RABBI YESHUA BAR YOSEF

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>bideo gaems!!

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No I didn't and why would I give a shit they have literally nothing to do with each other outside of redditors screaming that they're in the same universe.

Multiverses are fucking stupid, people who enjoy knowing this type of thing are fucking idiot redditors.

Because the guy I posted is in everyone of those kinoverses I just mentioned. Also Arrested Development and 30 Rock.

lmaooo i have been laughing at this for a solid minute now

>the wire, homicide, and NYPD Blue have nothing to do with each other

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>posts a retard wojack instead of an actual argument on why this is the case
You need to go back

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Excuse me Based thread inspector sir is this thread based?

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Yea Forums - Television and films

You just outted yourself as a zoomer dumbass.

Holy fucking meatballs, friendo! This, all of fucking this. You just blew my fricking agnostic mind, my gentlesir, and I don't mind telling you that doesn't happen often as I've tested at around 130 in most IQ test.

Would it be presumptuous of me to ask if one was part of the female persuasion? It's just, such epic and tenacious knowledge usually doesn't come from a woman, so I'd love to meet one who was on the same wave length, in a non creepy way of course! Just let me know.

Yours baconly, u/epicgentleswag420

Edit: Yeah guys, so me and the user actually got married. Thank you all for being part of this epic thing!

I would just like to take a minute to congratulate the hard-working mods of Yea Forums for being able to do even the bare simplest of tasks in a timely manner and with efficiency.
You guys are like the Navy Seals of moderation. Keep up the great work!

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>I would just like to take a minute to congratulate the hard-working mods of Yea Forums for being able to do even the bare simplest of tasks in a timely manner and with efficiency.
You guys are like the Navy Seals of moderation. Keep up the great work!

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not this shit again

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