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That reminds me that I haven't coomed today.
A coom a day keeps the women away
Literally all of those are me. I've even done the cum drinking part.
Reminder that if you’re under the age of 30 you’re literally not a human and can be aborted
AAHHH I'M COOMING AAAAAGGHH
movies for this feel?
Someone post the vocaroo
the new COOM game looks good
reminder that if you're over the age of 30 you have lived past a useful age and are no longer of use to society and should self-terminate
Seething. Prime of man is 30-60
Reminder that if you're a tripfag you are litterally not a human and whoukd have been aborted
funniest thing ive seen on 4CH for awile
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Physical prime 18-25
Mental prime is 30-50
>physical prime under 30
HAHAHAHAHA SEETHING TWINKLET
>Free will
>Exists
When's the last time you coomed bros? It's been 3.5 hours now and I can start to hear the voices again already.
2.5 weeks for me :)
Your test drops at 30, it's impossible to be in your peak at that age assuming you didn't waste your precious youth.
How can I fuck his ass
cope
>your test drops at 30
HAHAHA maybe in your family.
It's called TRT
Why would I have to cope when all the most powerful businessmen, artists, sportsmen, and philosophers are over 30? Not to mention stealing all your girls. Like damn you can’t compete.
Been nofap/noporn for 5 days
Imagine that saliva landing in your mouth
i edge for 1-2 hours every day
I thought they only let trannies and people with extremely low test use hormones.
how THE FUCK does Coomer show the duality of man? all he does is COOME
When I used to cum in my ex's mouth, she'd swallow and I'd make out with her right after. Does that count?
Yes but he also does not coom during intermissions. Thus forming the eternal duality of man.
No lol. Google men's health clinic. They give test to anybody below like 550. I got a script and I'm 24
sometimes he's in between cooms though
WHY is Coomer's face so fucking funny?
Please leave tripfag, no one on this entire website enjoys seeing your posts.
thanks bro
Human prime is 25/26 - 35/36. Frontal lobe finishes development sometime during your 25th year.
It touches upon eternal bliss much like how the smiling Buddha makes you smile.
Human prime is death.
>20 years later zoomers still coping
>Should be doing college homework
>Have jerked off 4 times already instead
God I love being a coomer
unrelated vocaroo.com
>coom
>eat coom
looks like coom is back on the menu
Human prime is the climax of your coom
At least I truly see!
This is one of the few memes I dislike. There is nothing good about relishing in being a porn/masturbation addict.
As a 20 year old this is quite normal. You're young and hormones are kicking in so wanting to get off is common. If you're 30 years old and still like this you have to fix your life
U gotta pay out of pocket tho. But I only pay like $250 for a 10 week supply.worth
It's how his inner soul is crying through his eyes but he puts on a desperate smile knowing he can never escape his cooming fate
are you in the united states?
No user, think about it. It's the perfect sweet spot of mental clarity/ability, physical fitness/health and appearance.
One time I edged non stop for 8 hours straight and a blood vessel above my ass crack ruptured.
Yes
We don't have OTC testosterone here
true but Coomer is so fucking funny
What state (if you don't mind me asking) and how did you determine your test levels in the first place? I think my levels are normal but I want to be sure, not really sure how I bring it up to my primary care doctor?
>This is one of the few memes I dislike. There is nothing good about relishing in being a porn/masturbation addict
You idiot it's making fun of porn addicts
whats up redwood? was the thread about the absolute state of maine because of your kind to rude?
mine was 15
I was a wreck at 20 and had a breakdown at 23
I edged when I played Princess Trainer and only jacked off in the evening. Came with the force of a thousand suns. My balls still hurt when I woke up
BEAUTIFUL I AM COOMING DAY AND NIGHT
No it isn't, it's encouraging porn addicts to continue their ways
Ohio
I just Google men's health clinic
They will measure your test levels there for you at first consult
cope
it's begun
Deep
No you should think about it more. And probably live a bit more of life and see. And read books to learn true knowledge, not consume mainstream media full of zoomers coping. 30-60 has always been the prime. In fact the prime can go up to 75 with good genetics and diet.
This is me, bust one in the morning when I wake up, then shower and go to work, at about 1pm I bust one under the desk into a tissue while everyone's out to lunch; this is the only time I use a tissue btw otherwise I just cum on myself. Then as soon as I get home I bust one, and then at night I bust one in bed
all i can think about my fellow coomer
OH and sorry I ordered my own blood tests. Google "female hormone panel labcorp test" there's a discounted hormone panel for females but a ton of guys use it. It's legit
>relishing
It's literally making fun of them for being cumbrain retards.
someone make a zoomer coomer