Why did nobody tell me that the showers were mixed?

Why did nobody tell me that the showers were mixed?

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>tfw would rather face the bugs than naked shower with strangers

ahahahahaha small dick

yeah well what can you do

Fight bugs

That caramel boob is tempting...

I'm a grower...

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m-me too

i still have nightmares about penis inspection day

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Just when you think your dick is small, there will always be a dude with a smaller dick.

I saw this Indian dude looked like an almond fell on his pubes. Smallest dick I've ever seen in my life.

Those showers aren't nearly as mixed as your DNA is mutt

Oh sheeeit got um

people always talk about erect length but what is an acceptable soft length? at what point does it become noticeably large or small when soft?

i am too and it's disturbing how large the difference can be
>get out of a cold pool and it's like a really fat thumb in a turtle neck
>when erect i'm disgustingly average

Just get hard before you get in the mixed showers bros. It also establishes dominance.

How is this kino supposed to make me think their society is bad?
>everyone has a role
>high trust society
>comfy as fuck to watch
>people have evolved into having super powers
>women (at least some of them) have evolved into being strong enough to compete with men in sports/battle
>Dizzy is total brogf and loves Johnny with all her heart
>society has managed to get along so well they have mixed showers and no perverts/rapists act out in them

>implying there wouldn't be lots of unwanted ogling and groping
>every man in the shower would probably have a boner

Mixed showers are a terrible idea

serious question: I'm 5.5 inches erect (yeah, yeah I know) but soft I'm 2.5 - 3 inches.
Is that a shower or a grower?

Im 16cm erect and quite thicc but flacid it's 3cm or something, like its all inside

>Just get hard before you get in the mixed showers bros. It also establishes dominance.

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imo less than 2 inches is too small when you're soft

neither, grower if being generous

I'm a grower and a shower. Despite my complete inability to talk to woman, I have a massive girthy cock.

Lol seeing it grow must be a sight to behold

wtf, that's so small

wait isn't that normal

What movie?

imagine if you got a boner. people wouldn't know if you were gay or straight.

goddamnit
oh well

lucky for you I have no idea what im talking about

You have to be 18 to post here, sonny.

Based Ignorant user

I think it may be something that can't really be explained, only experienced but what does getting an erection feel like? Pretty similar to nipples getting hard? Just feeling heat/blood pool in your pelvis?

What's wrong with mixed showers? Or saunas for that matter? Are you guys american or something?

I think it is for most white people, maybe its because of the colder climate

Its a no-er

Take it from me user, a person who often goes to communal shower room / is normally in a large group of nude people. Its not the size of the one eyed snake, its the confidence.

If you act like its no big deal, no one else bats an eye, but the second you act shy and reserved because of it, people notice.

My dad's cock is small seeing it in the shower but my mom told me it gets very big, she said mine was bigger flacid but smaller erect although our girth was the same

kek I KNOW OK

post tits or gtfo

Did she say they taste the same?

You know that feeling when you blush, and you can feel you cheeks filled with blood.

Imaging if that blood was filling so much it was inflating the area. so much so it gets rigid and spongy at the same time.

IM FROM BUENOS AIRES AND I SAY SNEED THEM ALL

You didn't have that at your high school?

Umm wow its because its literally a FASCIST society!!!

And that makes it inherently bad and evil because ww2. We literally fought and died to prevent that evil from ever happening again!

My grandfather didnt fight to serve his country and protect his family against a foreign nation that declared war on it. He fought to KILL FASCISTS.

obviously masturbating/having sex feels good but does the process of getting erect itself feel good or just neutral?

Apocalypse Now

>Just when you think your dick is small, there will always be a dude with a smaller dick.
When I was in high school, I had gym class with a guy who had a legitimate micropenis. I immediately understood why he was such a cunt to everybody the instant I saw it.

A fascist society that treats women as equals would make everyone except complete retards want in.
>ywn live in such a society
kill me pete

like just a head, no shaft? what did it look like exactly?

Good but just a bit like a 2 or 3

>obviously masturbating/having sex feels good but does the process of getting erect itself feel good or just neutral?
Getting a boner is neutral, but the skin gets so sensitive that HAVING a boner feels great because every bit of friction from your pants feels like a mini handjob.

Nope.

Because the movie is a shitty adaptation. It's a good movie, but a shitty adaptation. The book is a Libertarian perspective on Fascism, that is to say Libertarians engaging in Fascism. The central ideal of the government is that political power is inherently violent, and as such the government only lets you have political power if you're willing to engage in violence (for it).

Pretty quickly they solve most of their society's problems, so they invent new ones them. The bug war, and indeed the entire military apparatus, is a tool to justify itself. Most of the fighting isn't even done by the heroic Starship Troopers, it's done by the navy. The navy chucksnukes from millions of miles away, leveling entire planets before they can react. The Starship Troopers show up to fight a battle that doesn't need to be fought to justify their own existence.

Their society is filled with examples of such make-work, with most of the military doing little more than shuffling boxes around in warehouses. At one point the protagonist talks with a civilian doctor, and asks him why he didn't enlist. He responds that as a civilian he makes more money, actually does something productive with his time, is free to do whatever he wants, and that the right to vote isn't a reward because it doesn't actually do anything (all decisions are made by the military anyways).

if anything it's annoying because you're trying to hide the bulge if you're in public, but it's also very sensitive so every movement/friction against clothes is just more arousal and all you can think about is sticking it into someone

do you think they knew about shrinkage?

>like just a head, no shaft? what did it look like exactly?
It literally looked like a baby dick from a six-month-old baby. It was really out of proportion, and since the dude was fat it looked even more out of proportion.

how am I supposed not to get a boner?

When I blush my face feels like it's on fire, it's very hot. Is it the same for men getting hard??

have sex

this is a tranny roleplaying

Yep democracy won and we are going to be stuck with the current system until a full societal collapse occurs which may never happen. The victorious system programs into anyone the inherent evil of the opposing view so that even if you dont like your current situation, at least you dont like under a fascist regime.

Like yeah social unity, purpose, cohesion, and happiness in society is cool and all, but whats more important is fascists dont like homosexuality historically speaking.

WW2 was stupidly too high stakes. When two opposing sides fight a war of extermination its never going to end well no matter who wins.

Thanks fellas, very interesting.

I see

sounds a bit hellish user

laffed oh jeez oh man

really makes you think huh

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I'm not a tranny nor am I roleplaying. Whenever I've blushed it's very uncomfortably hot. Do erections feel extremely hot too?

you're right

Just tell me, I’m 30 but I don’t recognize. Having a shitty week, just help an user out for once

Is he related to Henry Cavill?

Blu ray version is not in 4:3 aspect ratio so you miss out on black girls nice tits

no, I get what you're talking about with my ears sometimes, and while dick does get hot to touch with a strong erection, it doesn't 'feel' hot on its own

Starship Troopers

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i genuinely want you to have sex so you can understand

You don't really feel it getting bigger, you just feel it like you feel a limb and every few seconds it feels bigger. One moment it's like this, the next moment it's slightly bigger and you feel the "inside" of the shaft more, the next moment it's even bigger and is risking up, so you feel it is strafing your thigh etc. At the end it feels hard, meaning you sort of feel the whole thing, every part (not just the center of the shaft, but you're aware of every "spot" and you can picture exactly where your penis is, what position it's in, like a limb in water). You especially feel the underside of the shaft and the glans.

starship troopers

Starship Troopers

What happens, user? Won't you take a bath?

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*rising

Who is this bazooper trooper and what is the movie

Have you ever lifted weights and gotten a juicy pump? Kinda like that.

feel better user srs

how odd, thanks

having sex doesn't tell me what it's like from the man's experience though

thank you. appreciate it.

can't say that I have

They wouldn't be strangers after that

Most guys I've seen aren't that impressive down there.

I have a small dick and these public showers was hell for me. I used to quit gym class 5 minutes earlier in Junior High so i could go into the toilet and jerk my dick up so i would shower with semi direction but people would still comment about my small dick.

At that age everyone's embarrassed about their bodies

Yeah but i literally had the smallest dick in the class.

late bloomer? How could you even see how big everyone was without looking for more than a second?

What a hypocritical post made by an obsessed yuroredditor.

I was late too bloom and early to go bald. Fuck my genes.

Thank God for Stripes, man. Harold Ramis is a fucking bro

I know guys who have the hairline of a 45 year old at age 21

It's still would be a much better world to live in than what we have.

Why was BA leveled though?

depends on how cold it is, my dick can shrink to extremely to like 1.5 inches, but erect it's 7.5 inches. normally it's like 3 inches soft though.

Come on, tell him the real title.

>semi direction
Nolan?

Made me kek out loud

>don't feel it getting bigger
user either you have really baggy jeans, or you're a microdick.
Have you never got erect while your dick is pointing down and you had to reach in your pants to pull your dick up to feel comfortable?

That is normal, non-erect form can vary but erect form is 95% the same for males.

>a naked woman is arousing
How old are you? Seven?

Maybe read the rest of my post. I mean you don't feel the blood flowing in, you just feel every moment that it just got bigger. And I wrote that you're feel it rising.

Thank you

I wonder if there's some dude out there whose dick actually gets smaller

good luck, hope your next week is better.

Thanks guys

Aside from the fact that it was an easy excuse to for Paul to show some titties in his movies, I think the concept of co-ed showers in profesional environments shown in both Robocop and Starship Troopers was a sort exaggerated prediction based on the workplace gender politics of the time.

My gym has a mixed shower section and changing room in the Netherlands. Nobody cares. It's nice to see some naked girls sometimes

Is it only used by old people?

>It's nice to see some naked girls sometimes
Does your boyfriend agree?

I've actually gone skinny dipping with guys and girls and there were no boners to be seen.

It's very mixed but everyone is over 18.

We have spas and saunas that are mixed here too and completely naked. There is a no swimwear policy for staying in our spas, you just walk naked and sit on a towel.

Bug Hunt 2: Electric Boogaloo

>working at a music festival as a videographer
>4 day thing
>they promise me a shower and meals
>give me a few shower passes
>assume it's stalled showers like ever other time I've done this
>decide to finally use one after the first day
>some hippy takes my ticket and directs me around the back of this building
>suddenly a bunch of naked fucking guys huddling around showers like it's auzwitch
>the womens is just on the otherside of the showers they were using
>nude men and women are laughing and fucking around
>there's a small kid in their too butt naked
>extremely self consious about my body already and barely have the courage to go shirtless at the beach let alone get fucking naked
>line behind me of other smelly guys
>can't quit now and look like a weirdo so I take off my clothes in shame
>I fucking trip and toss all my clothes and towels on the disgusting ground water of some hippy
>haha sorry bro just run naked to your tent no one will care lmao
>not going to run fucking nude in a festival of a thousand plus people
>put on disgusting grey water soaked clothes and scurry back to my tent in shame and drink as much vodka as I can stomach

fucking hippies man

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How gay are you? Eight?

Trooper Starships

are you fat?

I have what they call a dad bod. 6'1" 200lbs but short answer yes

Shiptroop Starpers.

lol that sounds like something that would never happen in the US

you would be confident if you lost weight

LONDON

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sounds laid back. I wouldn't mind it as long as I wasn't surrounded by a bunch of 40+ year old people

I did and I have strechmarks and loose belly skin. I look ok in clothes but it's a fucking trainwreck when I'm shirtless

That will probably get fixed over time. BTW everyone has little things like that.

Nah, get hard could mean being misconstrued as being hard for the guys in the mixed showers. If he wants to show out, he needs to get a chubby rather than full on hard

Gummo

Is he okay with the military's decisions or has he given up hope completely? Because people tend to protest for democracy and the right for their vote to matters when they don't like the decisions taken.

Were you in danger of getting an erection due to the naked kid?

did you went down from a even higher weight? if so what was your starting weight?

This happened in the showers after swim practice sometimes.

genetic engineering soon.. r-right guys

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225ish. I can swingdown to 190 sometimes too but I hover around 190-200

That's a bit pudgy but not obese.

>tfw I missed being a CRISPR babby by a mere 50 years
FUCK

My dick gets bigger cuz I'm a crazy...

tfw I kinda get turned on by blood or someone spasming in pain now
uhhhhh how tf do I make this a part of my sex life when I do NOT want to hurt my partner because I care about my partner?

Ship Star Troopers

>naked fucking guys
sounds hot, did you join in the orgy?

bdsm is babbys first fetish. there are tons of girls who want to be physically abused in bed and by most I mean all of them

At this point in the movie Klendathu hadn't happened yet nigger.

Verhoven's idea of satire was to make their uniforms look a bit Nazi like, and race swap a bunch of the characters (the protagonist is called Juan Rico, if you didn't pick up on that). It's quite a childishly made movie really, but a lot of what was appealing about the book still manages to shine through. Shame there were no power armours or scooby doos.

You stuff it down. Don't mention it EVER. You even talk about that shit to your GF and she is fuckin' GONE. BYE BYE. SAY BYE BYE user.

Now. Ever year or so, you'll get the boiling. Trust me, youll know it when it happens. Its like an itch in the middle of your brain. Well, you go out at night and relieve yourself. Not matter what, Dont tell anyone.

For all my small dick brethren angion method that’s all I have to say

However you must do the workouts frequently so you don’t lose the girth and length much like muscles
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Lynda Wiesmeier. Playboy model. Also RIP since 2012 I think unfortunately. One of the greatest of all time.
That's from Private School.

Correct

don't go full hellraiser the first time. work your way there

women are livestock

You'll never get anywhere with BDSM or fetish in general until you wake the fuck up and stop being a cringing fainting goat about it.
Every woman who wanted me to strange, choke, spank, whip, or tie up wanted it to be real, not pretend. If you can't handle that, stay away from it, because you'll put your fragile little fainting couch ass into therapy when confronted with the reality.

not interested.

will relieve myself but not with cheating. probably won't ever mention it desu. thanks

don't want to make my partner bleed tho

It's just small.

Dude needs to clip his nails.

that's not my problem tho. I'm just not interested in bringing pain to my partner. with other people I don't care about, it's arousing but it's a turn off in junction within my actual relationship. not going to seek out other people either.
just wondering if anyone has any advice on what to do

it's a sex act. you're not going to kill her. it's act you do for her pleasure too.

is that jelqing? doesn't that damage your dick tissue?

>don't want to make my partner bleed tho
What if your partner wants it?

Besides, I'd dabbled a lot into BDSM/fetish. Never saw a drop of blood. How naive are you, that you think pain/agony can only occur with blood?

Stick to vanilla missionary. Kink isn't for you, you can't handle it. Your brain is locked in beta "I can't hurted da womin on da pedastle because Imma respekt dem" mindset.

what's it like when you both want to make your lover suffer and suffer yourself while also not giving a shit if your lover is male or female?

>I'm just not interested in bringing pain to my partner.
Then you don't understand BDSM. Don't even try it, just jerk off to BDSM porn and be ashamed afterwards.

I'm beginning to doubt you've even had sex, because you sound exactly like a virgin beta orbiter.

Read his shit. He said he got the big penor from seeing blood and pain. He WANTS the blood you fucko.

Just forget it. You don't understand it. I now fully believe you're a virgin. Just aim for actual sex, leave kink to the adults. You'll have enough on your plate just getting a woman naked.

goddamnit no one is listening to my post.

I know not all BDSM draws blood - but that is what turns me on. not spanking or latex or whatever - BLOOD.
viewing kink as some healthy thing or a hobby is beyond cumbrained. I'm just a bit messed up, this is not healthy or admirable.

>What if your partner wants it?
I can assure you this is not the case.

What a fucking loser, I've met fuggos worse than you who didn't give a fuck about getting naked. No one cares about you or your body. Just get naked. It's the most human thing you can do.

Blood = partner's skin is broken in some way

fucking thank you, does no one READ?
I don't want to make my partner bleed. that's sick

He's just an incel who discovered fetish porn, and trying to wrap his immature brain around the act of kink, without having the first clue how women act and think. I don't think he has an actual partner, because he doesn't understand that women often WANT pain. Just like how you don't get that, and are white knighting a fellow beta orbiter.

I'm not stupid but I'm not bringing that shit into my relationship.

based retard

Then why even bring out the topic you useless retard? You already gave up on the possibility. Did you expected some offtopic porn posted or what?

No jelqing causes micro tears and scarring causing numbness this does tear the skin it simply fills your capillaries with more blood so your eeect length increases from increased blood flow

I wanted to see if anyone had any advice besides
>do it! live the kink lifestyle!
>just stuff it down

>porn on a blue board
I know this is Yea Forums but even I'm not that sick.

That sure sounds like penile damage.

I'm not being an asshat, but maybe you'll have better luck in /adv/?

Yeah I ought to go give that a shot.

Pretty much the same here dude.

anyone love cfnm stuff
I get so hard thinking of women looking at my undersized penis but imagining it was big

them imagining it was big? or you imagining it big?

backdoor sluts 9

some great plot right there

Thanks for the keks

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Fucking lel

BRAVO NOLAN

The showers also had steel doors.

>every man in the shower would probably have a boner
have you never bathed with a girl before? You'd only get a boner if it's your first time seeing a girl naked.

I'm big flaccid AND big erect

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If I was old enough to jerk off when I first saw this movie then I would have to this scene. Hell yeah.

Do women make fun of the roasties?

do you mean long labia/large vulvas or slutty women?

>long labia/large vulvas
This

don't think so

imagine the smell

smells like victory

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Should I even ask why you saw an Indian guy's dick?

imagine being the only male in an all female tank crew and I mean the smell

powerful projection

what a pussy

at this one fest i went to with my sister everyone was just using this lake to baith and everyone was naked so we just stripped down and went in

I was checking out these two girls and they looked at me and gave that whole I don't care if you stare sort of look. Then just to be a bitch and screw with me my sister who was also naked walks up behind me and slaps me in the back of the bad to make those girls think I was getting in trouble with my gf.

lol, I'm fucking with you, dumb bitch. Get on all fours, I want to slap you with my dick. By the time I'm done with you, all you'll be able to think about is my cock and my hands all over your ass.

It feels like how your clit gets hard you dumb bitch

>nobody cares
>it's nice to see some naked girls
obviously people do care. they just pretend not to to seem progressive. As long as people are horny, showering together isn't always the best idea

It's tough finding decent quality 4:3 shots from this movie, let alone a dvdrip source.

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The Bee Movie

>Naked bathing in a lake at a festival
Ok, this is reasonable enough
>With your sister

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top kek

Seems unlikely.
How small are people to do that? I’m only packing 6 inches but I’m happy enough with it

>in facism a omnipotent/perpetual goberment control all aspects of it's citizens life
The problem it's that the goberment it's made out of people that can be corrupted / killed. You would need god-like being in charge to make it work.

soap

>>nude men and women are laughing and fucking around
wait, they were having an orgy and in front of a minor?
you should had called the cops on them user, that poor kid is probably scarred for life.

"fucking around" doesn't mean "fucking"

In the book it wasn't leveled by an asteroid. The bugs did a strategic land strike where they had actual boots on the ground. There are other species of aliens in the book but the bugs are kind of a placeholder for communism. Earthlings don't quite understand their reasoning for all of their actions, hence the desire to capture brain bugs

Watched my neighbor shower last night and fapped. I wonder if she knows because she keeps the blinds open

faggot

average

It wasn't in sexual situations.

That black chick is the only black woman I've found attractive

Armor

Yea they were most likely just throwing soap soaked wash cloths at each other and shit


Well not we've never seen each other naked before we weren't washing each other or anything creepy like that.

Shame since those girls were pretty cute too. Later on as me and my sister were smoking a joint at our tent saw one of them pointing and giggling at us while talking to her friend. Was far too embarrassed to just tell them that's not my gf just my sister.

based and sisterpilled.
cringe.

>scientist spends and wastes millions of dollars for trannies instead of natural dick growing hormones

this is fucking shitty dystopian time

also they solved sexism and racism

iirc it's got something to do with genes, people who live in warmer areas like africa or middle east and shit where there is no cold ass winters dont have the ability to decrease the size of their junk because it exists to prevent your dick from freezing off in cold temperatures. So their dicks only go from soft to stiff, meanwhile the ones from cold areas go from soft and small to big and hard. Thats where the bbc meme comes from

Every guy pretends flaccid size = erect size as soon as they see a flaccid one smaller than theirs. GROWERS ARE REAL DAMMIT AAAAAAAAAAHHHH

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This.

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>would rather face Asians than shower naked

Do you have a small dick fetish?

What are you, an anime character?

>I wouldn't mind it as long as I wasn't surrounded by a bunch of 40+ year old people
In my experience, that actually makes it easier. I may be self conscious, but at least my only wrinkles are on my balls and knuckles.

Are americans, not just men, really so opsessed with dick sizes? Just stop cutting your kids dicks in half if you are so insecure and they will be bigger.

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How tf ppl do it or for example go to a nudist beach? For me its enough to see a sideboob for an instant boner, if I see a full naked girl I’m so turned on its hard to breath calmly, my heartbeat goes up to 100 and I’m slightly shaking until I cum. Its not like I am a virgin, been having regular sex for 4 year now, is something wrong with me? I also sometimes watch porn and cum without even touching my dick

It's not just Americans.

I couldn't find the one that I wanted, which had a dude with a dick so big he had a wheelbarrow for it, but this will do.

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you can only see the naked body as a sexual object. nudists don't

Practice.

topkek

stretchmarks are scars, they dont get better over time
only way to get rid of them is surgery

It's not fascist since it's not dictorial and not palingenetic, as it doesn't seem like they want to reclaim a past golden age.
They are merely ultra-nationalist (human-supremacy over aliens), militaristic and authoritarian.

a little while ago i put the tv on because sometimes i like to have it on in the background while i shitpost. flip channels and find starship troopers is on. comes up to where the shower scene should be but skips it entirely. the scene later where you see dizzies tits is edited so theres no nudity. wtf i dont remember them doing this with any other movie. damned prudes.

fuckin rekt

talk to a therapist, you obviously have some serious body image and socialization issues.

you wouldn't understand, tranny

That's your penis trying to retract in to a foreskin that is not there.

>everyone has a role
>you don't like your role
it's trash

>tfw you shat yourself after monster cock penetration

lmao what kind of hellhole forces you to shower in groups?

This is good scene. Verhoven is the king of punchy, swinging dialogue shots. The timing is perfect. He does it in the Grade Screen and Biology Class scenes as well.

same, but I go from like 2 cm to over 17 cm so it's even more ridiculous.

Sneedship Chuckers

>tfw not a grower NOR a shower
worst of both worlds fuck my life

>the womens
k

t. american with half a dick

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incredible

Because Doogie Howser + trench coat = Nazis = Bad! You CIS scum! Here's a picture of Doogie Howser SS. Your argument is invalid.

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fake.

i had stretch marks on my pecs (where the tendon attaches to your arm) from being ripped, but now they are gone since i havent lifted in like 6 years

heh

>televised executions and the state having the power over life
That's a bit too much boot licking for me

>cutting dicks in half
Wut

Soon after an american baby boy is born the parents give him to the crooked nosed doctor who proceeds to strap him to a cold table and cut half of the dick while the baby screams so that Satan can make anti-aging creams for Hollywood jewesses.

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because your too greasy not to need your own tub loloolol

When a girl talks to me at some club or event and she tells me the dude I just saw her with is her brother, I never believe her. However I just take it as an embarrassed excuse/lie and roll with it.

The Patriot

lol

This user gets it.

Reminder that Dizzy >>>> Carmen

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Asian ‘male’ detected

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pancake tits. Other than that yes. Dizzy >>> carmen

Zoom Zoom: The Zoomening

my wife says that she wouldn't have married me if my soft dick didn't hang lower than my balls. I guess women have some code about that.

thank god I'm not a dicklet

Like sour milk and pheromones. Not pleasant at all

why didn't you just run your clothes under the shower water? why was your first thought you have to be naked now?

Spaceship Soldiers 2: Electric Boogaloo

I'm wondering too if it's a cold adaptive Eurasian trait.

>allowing women in the military
I don't mind the titties, but they lost me there.
I cannot take any system seriously that allows women in the military or politics for that matter.

i don't even think it would be possible to be a 18-25 male and not get an erection surrounded by naked girls showering.

i mean fuck when i was 12 we had to get a physical at my school and it was a female doctor who was fairly cute and young and for some reason she did the fucking hernia check and i fucking started getting a boner. i'm sure i wasn't the only kid that it happened to but embarrassing as fuck.

They had these mixed showers when I was in the Military service in Sweden. Everyone was 18 due to mandatory service.

Up untill like 27 I got hard everytime I was publicly naked at lockers. It's very uncomfortable.

You must be a fag.

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>wtf i dont remember them doing this with any other movie
Watch the network version of Showgirls sometime. They digitally added black bras to all the girls.

boo-hoo, you don't get to be a princess, fag

Just gotta build that AI.

Stupid zoomer.

still tops by far than being in the Thai military

Yeah that is what killed the Isreali army. They dont kick ass all the time now.

Similiar to the feeling when you have a lot of blood rushing into your head and you can feel it bursting. Blood flow into one part always feels the .same. Mix that feeling woth the highly sensitive erotic feeling your genitald have when they are heing touched and that is what erection feels like.

You're just a young horny guy. It goint to start fading after 30.

HIGH TEST

I've been to lots of hot springs that are clothing optional and most people are naked. Shit, I'm in Austin and there are at least 5 places near me that are clothing optional.

I've never gotten an erection from just seeing someone.

Same I’m like 2.5-3 soft but 5.5 hard. If I bone press I can almost be 6, I still have 15-30 pounds to lose so my dick will probably increase in size. If not it’s not that important for most women.

stupid bitch, what if someone has a pair of apple sized low hanging balls as well as a nice sized dick?

Are niggers and Moroccans allowed tho?

>trying to hide the bulge if you're in public
Pathetic

I have not seen a naked woman in 7 years.

Sexuality is a very cultural thing. If you were used to seeing naked female bodies in non sexual situations you wouldn't find them erotic. I'm finnish and we do sauna a lot so i know this.

>much better world than we live in today
Starting phoney wars where millions die for no reason is not a good thing you dumb faggot. If it wasn’t alien bugs it would be other people you do realise that?

H-have you seen young women naked in the Sauna?

This was the best post in the entire thread. Congrats, user. I sympathize with your story.

Yeh, talking with a girl at sauna is a casual encounter at a place where you relax.

All this political shitflinging would have never happened had we stayed in the superior mode of human existence, tribal chieftaincy. The only suffering was physical and everyone was happy.

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Penis is like phantom body part. IT's not there, but it's there.

Can confirm, honestly take the old man at the gym pill and stop giving a shit what your body looks like if you are in shape.

Put me in the screencap reddit

No, ignore that other user, maybe he has a condition but normally bones don't feel like they're on fire. Imagine something soft starts to expand in size, harden and point upward. That's all it is, there's no special feeling.

That's not bad.