Ask guy his favorite movie

Seething roastie postie

truth be told if i'm having a conversation then i've already checked out

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the fountain is my favorite movie (tied with fellowship of the ring) but even though it's technically a drama about the undying love between a husband and wife every women I know that watched it hated it. I just chock that up to women being retards though. if they don't get social credit for saying they like something, they won't bother pretending they do

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Bridge over Madison County.

>when god looks down upon my soul and asks me if I have anything to say I will look up to him and say
>no

Rated PG13

>ask girl her favorite movie
>Mean Girls

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>it's technically a drama about the undying love between a husband and wife

That's why they hated it.

woman are cringe

>ask guy his favorite movies
>he claims to be a girl
>later he commits suicide

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She was upset that Hugh Jackman's character wasn't the one with cancer so Rachel Weisz could go and freely suck Tyrone's cock.

>The Notebook

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>Fight Club
BASED
>Training Day
My Nigga
>Die Hard
Cringe
>Gladiator
Cringe
>No Country for Old Men
BASED
>300
Cringe
>Pulp Fiction
BASED
>Bourne Identity
BASED

>ask arthoe her favorite movie
>Across the Universe
>Easy A
>The Breakfast Club
>Mean Girls
>The Notebook
>The Fault In Our Stars
>Call Me By Your Name
>Ladybird
>Frances Ha
WHY DO I WATCH AGNES VARDA AND CHANTAL AKERMAN IF YOU BITCHES HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN ANYTHING THAT'S NOT ON NETFLIX?! FUCK WOMEN AND FUCK MOVIES. I'M GAY NOW

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wtf go back to film twitter with that image

whats on the hat

>ask a girl her favorite movie
>"It's either The Devil Wears Prada or Crazy, Stupid, Love"

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>ask a women her favorite good
>Italian!
>oh what's your favorite Italian dish?
>ummmm...i like spaghetti

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>heathers

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Thoughts on the second season of "The Terror" so far?

It certainly is not nearly as good as the first one was IMO, but it is still an interesting story. I just can't see how they could build the climax to where the first season was with what they have shown and done so far in the second season.

>inb4 AMC is bad
The first season was one of my all time favorite shows, so I will give the second season its chance (although I truly did not expect a second season).

Is it possible the drop in quality is just like with The Walking Dead, that AMC owns the IP and wants more content with a tiny fraction of the first season budget?

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kek I just say Superbad, they always like those type of movies.

For me it’s Troy, the greatest romance movie ever made.

FUCK YOU BOURNE FUCKING RULES

It would be a toincoss between Heat or The Raid 2.

>ask guy his favorite movie
>Drive
>Bladerunner 2049
>The Believer
>TDKR
>American Psycho

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>ask a girl her favorite movie
>Triumph Des Willes

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Captain Ron

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>>Easy A
>>The Breakfast Club
>>Mean Girls

Those are good though, and I liked Ladybird and Francis Ha. Call me by your Name is a movie only girls seem to like, or at least pretend to like.

Heathers was great

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>ask girl her favorite movie
>"I don't really watch movies but if I had to choose I'd pick Eternal Sunshine"

>crazy, stupid, love
People actually liked that movie? It was freakin dumb.

Why does Yea Forums have such a weird hateboner for Frances Ha? It's literally a movie about being lost and directionless in your 20s, seeing your friends moving on from you and getting good jobs and stable relationships. You'd think a lot of anons would relate to that, i certainly did.

Instead you'll just let him cum inside you. Disgusting whore.

Not that user but fuck off retard, it's about some random rich kike cunt doing nothing, it's fucking garbage

>why yes, I do enjoy movies focusing on social outcasts and loner type characters, how could you tell

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Lol I forgot about that movie. My mom loved that when I was a kid.

>invite girl over to watch kino
>halfway through, starts rubbing my crotch

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Haha m-me too

>tinder date asks what my favorite movie
>why is she 200lbs heavier than her picture
>shes eating all the appetizers
>what is that fucking smell
>mrw

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>ask girl her favourite movie
>Harry Potter, Avengers, English Patient

They don't watch anything in particular they just want to cuddle while doing so.

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Why do whites make this face?

BANANA JOOSE
AGOOYSH

>boats

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>Ask QT on a date to a movie.
>Pick her up.
>"Hey user, can we go to my favorite dive bar and have a few drinks instead?"
>"Fine."
>She has a few and she talks to me about stuff.
>Go back to her place and have unprotected sex for three hours.

I just wanted to see some kino.

Someone enhance that crotch region.

Like adding a dick to it?

Why do whites make this face?

It's the
>NIGGERS could be here
face.

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>ask girl her favourite movie
>mismatched romantic #47
>average girl is courted by much better man
>average girl is courted by much better man and different but equally better man who then fight each other for her heart
>basic bitch smashes patriarchy
>hot actor vehicle #109

I like her tattoos at least. If you're gonna do it go all the way, enough with this little scribble shit.

D I L A T E
I
L
A
T
E

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She's been adding more and more.

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That pokemon stack in the back triggers me.

BASED

>they own a pulp fiction poster

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I will give her many strong sons.

But my favorite movie is Hot Shots! Am I a grill?

She's 30, so you better do that fast.

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I feel like she has many mental problems.

>go through his facebook profile pictures
>he had Vin Diesel in a wife beater in 2009

There was hype?

>30
>R.L. Stine collection
>teenager anime
>Nintendo merch
Yikes.

what an absolute gamer

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Well, she still lives with her parents for a reason.

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Respond to this with your favorite movie and (hopefully) a "female" rates your taste,
>The Thing (1982)

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It's a shame because she cute and got anime and vidya interest. She damn near not white anymore with all them nasty ass tattoos

How do you think she manages to buy all that shit

Blu rays would save shelf space

300 is in my top 5 unironically

If you dont love dive bars you have no soul

Crank

>gladiator
>cringe

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Spartacus is the thinking man's Gladiator

Watch Girls on HBO if you want to see a story about that.

>ask girl what kind of movies she likes
>action movies
>oh yeah, what's your favorite die hard? Do you prefer the killer or hard boiled?
>what? Umm idk I just like captain America and avengers

Conan the Barbarian is easily among the top ten of films ever made.
The Riddle of Sneed was my favorite part.

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Beta orbiters

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what's that phone case art from?

She said on IG that her parents buy it.

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My favorite movie is Attack of the Clones

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>Generation Kill is my favorite movie. How did you know?

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Didn't know trannies were so judgemental. That's great, it's another reason to throw them all into a gasoline fire.

Ah! Real Monsters

Fucking zoomer.

One of my coworkers is obsessed with Keanu and with horror movies, I think she's got better taste than most of Yea Forums.

wild strawberries
stalker
city lights
claire's knee

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I've never met any woman who'd even understand film enough to get upset over that being a potential list of someone's favorite movies.

That's actually kinda sweet.

Does she not work? Or at least stream or something? She's a Twitch cash cow waiting to happen.

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>Fight Club
good movie
>Training Day
Ok movie
>Die Hard
amazing movie
>Gladiator
ok movie
>No Country for Old Men
Great movie
>300
Cool movie, but not much to it beyond visuals
>Pulp Fiction
Fun movie
>Bourne Identity
Meh

>Wild Strawberries
Based as fuck.

City of God is my favorite

>tfw guy so your parents throw you out instead of supporting your NEETlife

Too real user

all chicks care about is partying, shitty pop music and black dicks

All I remember seeing on her IG is that she repairs and sells retro consoles.

She has mania attacks, I doubt any employer is willing to put up with that.
It's why she lives with her parents, they probably know how to control her.

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>TFW you go out to check your mail and you got your first NEETbux check.

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>black dicks
Ricel detected.

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Link to her IG or Twitter?

only niggers take pictures of cash

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She looks like she loves big black boxes

>no boats

Please dont fuck him

The fuck is even a mania attack?

I think she only had IG, but I didn't save the link.
Last time someone posted it she made the account private anyway.

When the BPD kicks in.

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If a man had mania attacks I think most people would tell him to get the fuck over it

If you have a job but still love at home you literally have no expenses

and also white kids who listen to rap music

Manic Episodes are Bipolar.

BPD is a personality disorder.

You can have both and usually do.

Men are less likely to have BPD.
It still happens, but there's not much that can be done aside from teaching you how to control it more or less.

>no Master and Commander
one job OP you had one fucking job you stupid moron

Oh right, I always forget that the B in BPD isn't for bipolarity.

>talking to women
yikes

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>you're not your job
>you're not how much money you have in the bank
>you're not your plastic crap either

Is it true this wojak is a tranny?

Borderline, senpai.

The fuck is BPD?

>have unprotected sex for three hours.
Good luck

Google is your friend.

>haven't hung out with cousin in a while
>think going over to her place to watch age of resistance would be good bonding since we both love henson
>spends the entire first episode on her phone
>chugs 3 glasses of wine during the 2nd
>falls asleep on my chest and snores like a goddamn chainsaw for at least 3 hours
>wakes up and calls me daddy still drunk out of her mind
and then I left
this bitch deserves to get eaten by her cats that she doesn't clean up after

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Who has better taste in movies?

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I have a very particular set of skills.

Found her IG, it's:

retropickle

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>cousin
>wakes up and calls me daddy still drunk out of her mind

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> She wanted the D.jpg

How is that an excuse for not working? I know a bipolar guy and he's a damn investment banker.

It's not hard, just find a good steady rhythm and if you get close to cumming slow down or make her suck it.

>he didn't inseminate her
FAGGOT

favorite movie is jurassic park, how did i do?

No I mean good luck not catching herp or ending up on child support

Nigger, I didn't say it was an excuse for anything. If she wanted to work badly enough then she would.

I get NEETbux and still go to college and have held down jobs.

Who has a single favorite movie? How retarded do you have to be when there's a hundred years of kino to choose from? My top 5 changes every month.

>not Top Gear: The Perfect Roadtrip 2

Why do you watch movies for women?

she's not cute and is a crazy cat lady for a reason user

My favorite films of all time are as follows.

1. Clockwork Orange
2. The Master
3. Blue velvet

There are more but I don't want to think about it.

This never gets old

>girl asks for my favorite movie
>tell her
>"lol I've never heard of that!"
>of course you haven't, you pleb
>she asks me about it
>try explaining a Polish art house film to this thot
>watch her pussy dry in real time
now I just say Harry Potter

how'd you get on welfare with bipolar and jobs, I thought you had to show that you were unable to work because of your condition

Sounds 10 times better than watching kino at home alone, or with a girl who i assume you are trying to fuck.

Hahaha, really? I know she's a girl so she doesn't know that she's a fucking LOSER. hahahhaha

Using entire words is your friend.

>no drive
fuck off with this weak bait

ah-bloo-bloo

Heat

Mann is kino.

>Got diagnosed with Bipolar and Agorophobia from shrink.
>Use diagnosis to apply for Social Security.
>Got approved for Disability.
>Apply for Pell Grant and Subsidized Loans.
>Apply for scholarships for disabled students.
>Work at jobs and can get full pay for up to 9 months before Social Security starts reducing your disability money.
>After months you can only earn up to $2 000 a month and still receive full disability amount.

People never do their research.

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I dunno, BPD is pretty fucked up, I've mostly been around chicks who have it, but I'm 90% sure my dude friend has it, and he's fucking intolerable to be around when he is.

I noticed that too.

Borderline Personality Disorder, but a lot of people ITT are mixing it up with Bi Polar. TO be fair, I'm one of them.

2k/month just for being born with this shit? I gotta get in on this already

imagine being so low test you didn't fuck you cousin

do you know how to get into people's private ones? asking for a friend...

>tfw no grill will watch Romanian New Wave films with you and at least think theyre interesting

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You can see those if the owner of the account befriends you.
Otherwise tough luck, m8.

lame

Women aren't people

saveig.com/retropickle/

>ask guy his favorite movie
>Apocalypse Now

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300 is unadulterated garbage that only high school jocks enjoy.
Bourne and Gladiator are overrated.
And you forgot Gangs of New York, The Thing, The Italian Job, and The Great Escape

>Meet QT on Tinder
>Invite her over to watch kino
>She agrees and comes over.
>"Hi user, what are we going to watch?"
>"Honestly? I just want to worship your feet so you can put on whatever you want while I do it."
>"O-okay..."

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Kennesaw Georgia here I come, wish me luck lads!

Did she at least have nice feet?
Also, was the movie shit?

I live in North Carolina so I'm closer.

I'll try not to stretch her out too much by the time you get there.

thank you

Yeah but the most important factor is that you don't have the balls to do anything, as a patrician i'm currently looking for the next anime or retro game convention nearby while you do nothing.

We women are sick and tired of sitting through your boring movies, guys. Why don't you pick something fun for once that we can both enjoy?

Heathers was good because it was mocking 1980s teen chick flicks.
Guys like it because they hate 1980s teen chick flicks; girls like it because deep down they know that shit was stupid too.

>Gladiator
>cringe

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Eh, they were okay.

She was a weeb and put on some anime.

Jokes on you, I'm a rapist.

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Honestly? Based.

Devil Wears Prada was a man's flick though. Total rite-of-passage movie.

you really just surprised her with the foot worship thing and she was down? how often does that work?

>those feet
>worship

Holy fucking cow hooves.

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Just did it the one time. If she would have freaked out I would have laughed it off but she seemed down so I committed.

She was surprised but as with all sexual activities, there's a sexy way and a creepy way to do things. I made it sexy and she got into it.

Yeah she was a bit T H I C C her than she led on but I asked myself "What would Pierce Brosnan do?" and smashed.

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that's a man

Girls ask me what my favourite films are
>8 & 1/2
>Ran
>Possession
>Stalker

then they are all freaked out, why the fuck can't women into kino?

I take it back. You’re doing God’s work, user. Based.

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Iirc Jamie threw a tantrum when they said he was gonna lose at the end so they changed the ending

Jamie Foxx demanded at the last minute of production of Law Abiding Citizen to have his character 'win' and kill off Gerard Butler's character, when the original planned ending (that we all wanted) was to do the opposite. Apparently Foxx grumbled and threatened to cease working until he got his way.

youtube.com/watch?v=R2hA2LytWac

lmao what a fucking manchild.

>dat 2000s era emo look
I don't give a fuck about her bipolarity, I want her.

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>ywn raw dog dick down and spew your baby batter inside this bi-polar personality disorder 90s nostalgia e-thot so hard that at the point of climaxing she rams her little feet into your mouth so hard that it cuts off all breathing and airways and at this point of death and sexual enlightenment all you can taste is shitty 90s anime VHS paper box sleeve, mental disorders and stinky feet as you drift on into the eternal abyss.

Why even go on lads.

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your fantasy isn't that hard to accomplish, she probably would put her feet in your mouth if you fucked her, and given that she's a mental case who lives at home, even if you aren't the best looking dude, i bet you could fuck her.

>different socks

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I'm a little older so "Love Actually" was the meme answer in my day.

Go to bed Grandpa.

t. 33 year old boomer

She can catch my Pokémon 3 The Movie if you know what I mean, and by Pokémon I mean my 3 inch solid pecker.

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Go to bed, grandpa.
t. 32 year old millennial

Which if you faggots talked to a woman? We aren't entertaining this gender anymore remember?

>different socks

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>Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
My favorite movie as well

she reminds me of my bipolar ex-girlfriend.

Was your bipolar ex-girlfriend bipolar?

>Bourne Identity
BASED

Intense euphoria and confidence

I WONDER what could EVER have given you that idea. Surely, tatoos are only for the most mentally healthy people. Especially on women, since lord knows THEY make good decisions.

>Bourne Identity
Thanks for reminding me how fucking terrible the last one was.

tfw I turn 34 on the 13th which is also Hannah Hays birthday.

...

I dreamed I was old.

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Hey, not all girls who get tattoos are insane.
My sister made got herself a tattoo with my name and a heart around it.

I'd probably get along with you.

Fuck you.

no

>no Amelie

Bipolar disorder is fucked I can't tell you how many times my ex told me she was gonna off herself and then two days later I would call her and she would be fine and just playing videogames. If you ever date someone that has it be prepared to deal with a lot of manipulative abuse and bullshit, the worse part is they don't think there doing anything wrong.

o...ok

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yes

Ehh, she's cuter with the long hair.

Aren't like all women basically crazy anyways, I never have met a girl who wasn't crazy.

Is when harry met sally the only good romcom?

I wonder what her crotch smells like

High Fidelity

500 days of summer was alright

All good choices, although mine is Apocalypse Now.

Now show your tits cunt

Coffee and mood stabilizers.

What are some good favorite movies?

My girlfriend's favorite Kubrick is Path of Glory. She forced me to watch it and I'm glad I did.

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Diapers.

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>not like Gladiator
OP is a whore with a 20 pound mole on her ass

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for me it's Big Trouble in Little China

I barely watch movies. But if someone asks my favourite movies I will say Whiplash and Django. What other movies should I watch if I like these two?

Why are you on a movie board if you barely watch movies?
But you should watch more Tarantino if you like Django and Good Time for Whiplash