Ash or Hilary?

Trevor was 100% a white guy right

I love black girls but ive noticed they do have a really weird hair line, why do all black girls have such pushed back hairlines? Is it a genetics thing

>I’m a virgin
Sadder!

Whichever one has the bigger ass

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Could be traction alopecia.

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Hillary was a fucking ditz who would get annoying to be around when she didn't have anything else to talk about than money.

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>shuh

This is wrong, it's a schwa sound

Ashley was cuter and funnier.

Can I pick the first Aunt Viv instead?

No.

Season 1-3: Hillary
Season 4+: Ashley

If you were smart enough, and it wouldn't even take all that much brainpower, if Hillary was head over heels in love with you enough, you could sweet talk her into say giving you your own credit card with direct access to Banks' account. As long as you keep up the charade you're in love with her, you could have your own private A.T.M. and could clean out the whole family and ehen questioned about it, she would go "LOL I loved him, daddy."

Ashley wouldn't do something like that. She would tell Will what you were up to first.

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Hilary you fucking fag

Based

The fuck is wrong with you?

>shuh
>This is wrong, it's a schwa sound
It's less wrong than Carlton's pronunciation.

fuck i can see it

Niggers are gross

So are you.

>this

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i would fuck hilary non stop
for days on end
we would only ever rest to eat and to sleep

several of the pictures look like a dude in drag

honestly this is fucking based
legit

>So are you.

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Wanna know how I know you're gay?

If you got a rich girl pregnant, would you still owe her child support or would she owe you it.

Do you mean alimony?

What's a woman?

Alimony and child support are two different things

That was my point.

NO

Carlton Banks. That's B-E-A-E-N-E-K-E-S. No e.

Don't think so.

i'd just marry her and share the wealth.

>A recent American Academy of Matrimonial Lawyers (AAML) survey found that more than four in 10 lawyers (45%) had seen an increase over the past three years in women being on the hook for alimony, aka spousal support or maintenance. Meanwhile, 54% said they’d seen a rise in mothers paying child support.

Ebony and ivory, live together in perfect harmony,
because the world is black, the world is white, it turns by day and then by night,
since she's got jungle fever, he's got jungle fever, they've got jungle fever, we're in love

beautiful

Why are you quoting me?

Don't have a cow man.

Fuck Hilary
Marry Asley
Kill Tyra Banks

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Definitely Ashley

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youtube.com/watch?v=J-hRvCUMtIU

>eric andre

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hillary during the first seasons, ash during the later ones

nope
pick one at their peak

I don’t know why but Hillary, she’s just prettier and looks more DTF. Ashley is very hot too though. But, I always had a thing for Steve Urkels girlfriend, Myra Monkhouse, RIP

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dios mio...

>reddit humour

You a crazy nigga, Tyra is for lovemaking and cuddling after.

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Hilary was a slut

Ash was cute and endearing like a 50s gf drinking a milkshake with you - but also could be hot

Ashley for wife Hilary for non-stop rough and degrading sex.

hillary had a higher peak tbqh

then i'll take Ashley in the early seasons

first two lines are great but im not too sure about the third line

c-c-C-...

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not even white girls are this adorable nowadays, wtf happened

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90s were so comfy

She was short and stacked and peobably crazy in the saddle

Tatiana is a 10 like whats her name from Clueless

""my bad""

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>Black
Yuck

Fuck, she was so perfect.

yeah Stacey Dash is fucking hot as shit even at forty something

where do I find black girls like this in real life?

Leave my fucking thread then you twerp

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let's be honest, black girls are either fuck hogs or gross as shit and masculine

ashley was like a miracle

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You couldn't be more wrong.

>Michelle Thomas was diagnosed with stomach cancer in August 1997 and died in December 1998 (five months after the end of season nine).

fuck bro

Yeah it hit me like a sucker punch when I was reading the Family Matters wiki entry for Myra, which is a pretty insane summary. I'd forgotten how far Family Matters flew off the fucking rails.

familymatters.fandom.com/wiki/Myra_Monkhouse

>When Myra learned about Laura's engagement to Steve, she makes one last attempt to win Steve’s heart when (after learning Urkel's life is endangered during a space-walk) by posing as his fiancé during a news broadcast, which fails to win him back.
>Urkel's life is endangered during a space-walk

Pbiuam

She’s half Indian, so you’d probably have to look some where in the West Indies where there’s an Indian diaspora population in a Caribbean country. It would still be rare tho cause Blacks and Poos have an intense hatred for each other in those countries.

you unironically have more chances to find a black girl like that today than a white girl. White parents dont want to educate their kids.

white girls became black, that doesnt mean black girls became somehow less black

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stop talking non sense.

"white girls started acting like loud spoiled sheboons by imitating the minstrel shit they see on twitter, somehow that means black girls magically started to act feminine, cute, adorable and charming"

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>Jamal Ginsberg? Really?

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Hillary. I have such a hard on for those 90s valley girl types.

Punch your fuckin lights out

Ashley when she went slut mode.

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hilary hosted a talk show though
and she was like a weather bimbo
she talks for a living

ash is ghetto trash tier black /sjw politics and is about being the baddest hood bitch in town

Hilary wins

cuz I don't like fucking dudes? You sound like a raging homo desu

I want her to bully me

That queen knew he was retarded even back then

i actually just rewatched it all in a row on hulu

fucking carl has criminals trying to murder him and his family left and right and you watch him constantly prove himself as a genuine super cop that works his up from a LT. to a freaking well respected Captain in the Chicago PD.

Family Matters is the best of them all

Would you make me a sandwich?

I was more of a Hilary white boi

you wanna repeat that?

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Hilary gets into trivial and nonsensical arguments with Carlton over the pronunciation of luxury vehicles. Hilary tried giving Ashley a driving lesson in their living room and left in the middle of it cause she imagined driving by a shop. Hilary does not understand anything of the outside world other than the sheltered bubble she grew up in, no concept of money or where it comes from ("Daddy, I need $300"), and the curly frizzy hair just reeks of spoiled entitled fucking brat syndrome and that shit is something girls never grow out of. Of course she became a weather girl cause that's the extent of her skills in anything outside vapid stupid shit.

Ashley was more down to earth because not only was she the youngest, she didn't relate to Hilary or Carlton like Hilary and Carlton related to each other and thus looked up to Will, who like her, was an outsider. Carlton and Hilary wholly bought into the rich life, Ashley got a job at a shitty fast food restaurant churning lemonade. She had more of a grasp of reality than Hilary ever did.

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Hilary is an ADHD spastic chihuaha Jack Russel terrier cross mental fuckhead that you could dance circles around mentally snd would be annoyed of really quick once the novelty wore off.