Dark Crystal General - HmmmMMMmmm edition

WE NEEED MOOOORE
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEMES!
YES, MORE MEEeMES! MORE, MOOOORE!

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post yf after drinking tasty gelling essence

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TAAA-AAASTY ESSSSEEEENCE!

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HMMMMMmmmmmmm

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Damn, why is he so based, boys?

>tfw too busy to watch more than one episode per day and these threads will be gone by the time I'm done watching

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fuck gruenaks

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not if i have anything to say about it

alright. should i watch this? is it a movie or a show?

It's a show that prequels a movie.

Watch the movie first and then the show for the full experience.
Or just watch the show and then decide, fuck it

movie came out in 1982. prequel show just released on netflix

>Watch the movie first and then the show for the full experience.
I dunno I kind of envy the people going in blind on the show, not knowing there’s a Gelfling genocide on the horizon.

Watched the show and movie.So where's the Gelfling porn at?

AND I DO

this

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rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=gelfling

>Gelfling porn

HAVE SKEXEX

I think this show's memes and lore will keep the threads alive. It's got enough going on

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Just finished AoR, my expectations were completely blown away.

Need more Deet.

>when the scientist pummels that slave to death

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MARVELOUS CRETIN

so now that the dust has settled, they did nothing wrong, right?

E-TERNAL MEEEEEEMES!!!

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Hey guys, just finished the movie, how many episodes of the show do I need to watch per day to keep up with the threads before they go away?

10

Dark crystal is eternal.

Dude, you know that now that you saw the movie you will cry at every cute statement of the characters, right?

TV-PG

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he only does what benefits him and its so fucking fun to watch when he's on screen because of his whimpers and he seems a lot more intelligent than the other skeksis

I didn't

Skeksis

>Intelligent
No, no please small words
Not smart like scientist

>the blood splatters on the hamster thing
This shit was fucking brutal, man.

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I thought the original movie was total shit except for the Skeksis stuff which was interesting worldbuilding, and there was way too little of it. Will I like this series?

probably yes

Yes, there's tons more Skeksis shenanigans and worldbuilding throughout the series.

I feel mostly the same and the show ended up being stupidly enjoyable as a whole even if the skesis are still stealing the show.

mmmmm

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>What are we without the skies

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I had similar thoughts.
I had VERRRRRRY low expectations of this series (especially after the Muppet re-boot), and found it to be quite watchable. I'm 3 episodes in, and they are on a roll. The discovery of Essense Sucking was top shelf.

What's the timeline on this? I at first read that the series is set ~200 trine after the crystal split but they reference thousands of trine of rule

Swap the Scrollkeeper and the snotty skeksis, she was literally only there to be gross and did nothing of value.

It's set 50 trine before the events of the movie.

Translator's Note: 1 Thra trine = 1 Earth year

Put Scroll-Keeper in B-tier and Ornamentalist in D-tier and I'll agree

The collector is the worst dude.

I want to be Chamberlain

scrollkeeper is kinda cool

I want to HAVE SKEKS with Brea

He is, user has been smoking bad stuff.

Brea will get dousaned.

Fuck you Ornamentalist and Scrollkeeper are based and Hunter is generic and boring

and FUCK SCIENTIST

I haven't actually started the series yet, good to know scrollkeeper will be good though that's exciting

Seladon is a slut for skekCock

>when they surround her and start ripping her clothes off

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it literally only gets better

I'm a fucking brainlet. Can someone please tell me how essence works? What's being taken up by the crystal and what's the blue stuff being sucked out?

...NO

Skeksis used to take life force from the crystal, fucking around with experiment the Scientist reversed the flow, making the crystal absorb life force.
Using machinery they can take part of the drained lifeforce instead letting it going into the crystal in form of essence.
In the original the drained people looked old, here they just disappear, that was a mistake.

the crystal is suppose to give life but the scientist fucked it up so now it only takes. the blue stuff is the essence sucked out of living beings

literally just evil magic science my dude

The crystal typically gives life but they reversed it to take it. The evil science magic just lets them drain life juice from them

not a mistake. in the movie they don't lower the crystal anymore, but instead use a reflector so they can get essence without destroying the body so they have a slave after.

Kill yourself

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Oh so the shit they drain is the same shit going into the crystal? That's what confused me most I think

saw this when i was browsing around on netflix. can i get a quick rundown on what this is?

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this is like my favorite fucking show in the past 10 years

Jim Henson's daughter really carries the torch well

Have skeks

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10 hour prequel to Jim Henson's magnum opus, that is done so well that it basically eclipses the original and makes it seem insignificant in comparison

It's got fucking puppets and soul out the ass

right my bad

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>all these characters I love
>it can only get so much fucking worse for them from here

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Not as terrifying as when they strip and humiliate one of their own in the original movie.

This is the best fucking thing I ever saw on netflix by a few landslides.

they have several different rituals and ways of punishing their own so it obviously happens a lot and they get over it later

>implying jen could please kira with his tiny gelfling dick

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>10 hour prequel to Jim Henson's magnum opus
I still feel bad about Labyrinth, though the Ascendancy scenes try to borrow from the pit of hands, it doesn't get anywhere close.

Scroll-keeper got the only finale-battle kill in for the Skek side, he needs to be higher. Sure as hell higher than Collector's shit.

Can it get worse for Deet though?

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I wanna skeet on deet

How many episodes is there?
And which are best skeksis Chamberlain in?

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I can't believe there was a time when I thought the show would be about Rian and Mira having wacky adventures fighting spiders

10 and he's in all of them

just finished Episode 8 and HOLY FUCKING SHIT LADS, what an episode!

>spare the loyal gelfling at east
>No! XD

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10 and literally all of them you double podling

>the collectors head literally blows up, spilling blood on everything around
jesus fucking christ

>muh 2 dads
knew there was something wrong with those cave people
voiced by a black woman
prejudiced by all other races
and the main characters parents are 2 fags
kek

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deleet

he's playing 4D chess

>blood

Think of it this way: The Crystal is dissolving the gelfling into life essence, but before it can absorb the essence the machine sucks it out of them. Imagine if you had an ice cube melting on a warm surface with a vacuum cleaner trying to suck up all the water that melts off, but then you put a towel under it to absorb the water so the vacuum can't suck up the water.

Switch the vacuum and the towel and you have a good analogy

>I have two fathers!

Literally the only part of the show that felt like some outside force was trying to corrupt henson's universe.

Just finished the series, time to watch the movie.

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>the best Yea Forums waifu in years is a puppet
how the fuck did they do it?

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cute and sweet!

It's like someone is trying to drink from a straw but before it gets to his mouth you put a hole in it to get the stuff first.

shes pure
purest of the pure
thats how

I was thinking about achi from sin and punishment every time she was on screen.

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it's a completely different tone and probably spoils what happens in season 2, but enjoy anyway, it's still a good watch

So how was she born? This was the only thing that little early took me out of the movie. I was like wait what

I want to fuck this puppet

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>deet
>pure

You couldn't be any further from the truth.

fight me

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Rian sure forgot about Mira pretty fast after meeting Deet.

>she genuinely enjoyed the opera

Chamberlain was such a jewish stereotype.

I was expecting him to die protecting deet, turns out he just got slapped and they left him behind.

Anal birth? or maybe they shared a wife that's dead.

the best thing about this is hearing an ost that doesnt have shitty 80s music tied to it

Just finished the movie and thought it was great. Is the netflix series any good? Is that faggot Jen still the protagonist?

>Rian sure forgot about Mira pretty fast after meeting Deet.
Wouldn't you?

series is fantastic it's a prequel, jen isn't born yet

>just finished the movie.
user how old are you?

Peanut brain.

>Is the netflix series any good?
It's better.
>Is that faggot Jen still the protagonist?
That Rian faggot replace him.

the series makes the movie seem insignificant

To be fair, she said it in a moment that was supposed to feel weird and wacky, like "what the hells wrong with these cave people!? They're weird and strange"

Mira who?

20. I didn't even hear about it for a long time, my country was still socialist back when it was big and importing movies from foreign countries was somewhat suppressed back then.

Deet!

>This was the only thing that little early took me out of the movie.
Yeah, it came out of nowhere and felt really forced.

I want to hug Deet

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i am an elite neet on the street looking for deets feet where i will skeet in her meat while yelling yeet
now aint that neat?

Exile!

Exactly.

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It would be extremely painful.

Should I watch the movie or the show first? I seen the film a while ago. It's a masterpiece.

no excuses, stop being a faggot. The movie's been out long before the show and long before you were born. It's been on netflix for a while, why did you wait for a series to come out before taking interest in it?

Please do not skeet the Deet feet meat.

):

She's a cute

>puppets
>jim henson lore
>great ost
>actors that care about their performance
this is the best thing netflix has ever put out
the first 10/10 ive ever seen on this garbage service

Enjoy your darkening.

Yeah, this is one of the few things I'm glad netflix threw money at. You really don't get entertainment this 'pure' anymore, even if it is a kids' show

I don't have netflix. And because I heard mixed reviews of it and decided to watch other stuff instead.

user this is barely a kid's show, it's nostalgia bait.

for you

I want to take her burden, she doesn't deserve it ;-;

"My bad"

I took issue with the CGI hunter scenes. the CGI took me out of the show.

Why would Chamberlain choose trial by stone, surely there is a better challenge more favourable to him,hmmmmmm?

I want to strap her down and shove an 18 inch horse dildo in Deet's pussy.

I was perfectly fine with it.

Do people think humans are born with knowledge of all existing media or something

it makes sense seeing that hunter is supposed to be the most agile of the skeksis

too much like alien 3

yes, it's been proven that species can inherit memories.

I think the CGI was used tastefully. They only used CGI on things that they absolutely COULD NOT do with real puppets.

ESTO ES EL FIN SKEKSO

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Yeah, shit, you're right that would be better.

You think puppet makers remake these models at home and use them as sex dolls?

>other skeksis look like skinny chicken
>hunter looks like he's hitting the gym every couple of days

I feel bad about how archer just went and ruined his groove.

NO YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE FUCK YOU

how come seladon has psychokinetic powers and only used it that one time?

The protagonists are dog shit. But the skeksis are pretty awesome protagonists if you trick yourself enough.chamberlain is friend to gelflings

Their love for their characters is probably more parental than lust driven.

Why is Rian so disappointing?

I'm just saying it wouldn't be difficult to fit fleshlight in one
>implying you wouldn't fuck your daughter if you had one
Pic related

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what does skeksis pussy look like? and why was Aughra eye balling it?

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>Pic related
Wait, what?

Scientist and scroll keeper are the only ones with body counts. They instantly go to s tier. Plus scroll keepers insult of that one girl skeksis face was pretty based not gonna lie. general goes to bottom tier cause he got gotten by a gelfling then finished by chamber

Hunter taught dousan how to fly without wings though.

Guessing you weren't around a year or so ago?

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Just think about it logically.

Weird this was made after Henson said the skeksis were modeled after the jews before he died.

I’m 3 episodes in, I mostly like the show but the princesses are boring

That's bullshit, but I believe it.

>the princesses are boring

Traitor!

Hope next season they introduce my favorite skeksis; skekjeu, the banker.

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Idk you can make up your own mind but I have a high testosterone count so w dude who gets dragged along by girls ain't based to me. I'm too much of w self respecting chad to deal with that feminism bullshit

Who even has money in Thra

Gimme that pirate with the motherfucking monster boat

Maybe not money but they have interest rates.

Get used to that, the nod improve slightly but overall you can skip through the protagonists scene and not lose much of the story. The majority of the fun of this series is the scenes with the skeksis

HDeet

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>you can skip through the protagonists scene and not lose much of the story.
Who actually watches a show like this the first time through? What the fuck, man.

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>gets cucked by rian
damn
i was rooting for him too

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other than Hunter, The general seems the most fit to have power

A General? For me?
HmmmmmmmMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm

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GIVE ME YOUR FORESKIN AND ADRENALINE

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Is Heretic the third in S? If so, good. Also, get Scrolly out of that D tier and throw Collector in there.

how do gelflings reproduce?
can two male gelflings make a baby?

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Ain't that the question of the day.

Should I watch the original first or the prequel. I know absolutely nothing about this franchise

>Jen, did I ever tell you about Deet? She was your father’s exotic lover, a fine piece of essence, from another time in the age of wonder. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts on Thra; barely legal in most clans. Rian and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Garthim Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire paladin regiment run a train over her, part of official paladin “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatglaive better than anyone in Ha'Rar. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties aboveground, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her green pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a Garthim in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by Skeksis and Garthim almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Jen, you have no idea.
>And she was a good friend.

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I'd suggest watching the show first since it's a prequel that fully explains everything anyway. Just go in fresh. Watch the movie afterward if you want more and want to see how it all began.

HMMMMMMMMMMMM POSTING IS HERE TO STAY

Why the FUCK does the MC have random rainbow hair and eye shadow on at different times?

>Hup singing in the jail cell
Yeah, I'm thinking that's absolute kino.

DRAIN HER ESSEEEEEEENCE

I watched the movie. It was OK, a bit thin. I think if I hadn't watched the show beforehand it would have felt a bit empty, like none of the skeksis get any real development, and the story is pretty scant. It's an hour and a half long but it feels like 40 minutes because of how linear and uneventful it is.

Deet best girl

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If I remember correctly, they intended to do a lot more with it in terms of world development in the original, but
>no one cares what Jim Henson wants

It was made to be a small tale in a vast dying alien world, and it does what it was meant to do. It's kind of a haunting experience

>Is being a Gelfling the ultimate cuckold ry? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than being a Gelfling. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are fed, clothed, raised and reared for at least 18 trine solely so you can go and get ravaged by Skeksis. All the hard work you put into your life - reading stories to Podlings, dreamfasting, making sure you had a healthy diet, education. All of it has one simple result: your essence is more enjoyable for the Skeksis that will eventually DRAIN you in every hole.

>Raised the perfect Gelfling? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random Skeksis who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who drains her. He gets to DRAIN her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet essence that came from the way you raised her.

>As a Gelfling who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a Gelfling for Skeksis to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

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She becomes the villain in S2.

Was disappointed when they did it to Seladon and she was barely undressed

she doesn't deserve all the suffering.

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UNLIMITED POWERRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Me on the right

why deet's brother so creepy? even without the face spider

So... is Tavra still alive somehow because her face spider survived?

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most 3 year olds are like that

Aughra's face spider is cute!

CUTE!

>a bit empty
>literally chock full to the brim of lore

mmk kid

It could be a multiple spouses thing with a dead mom, or that the Grottan females/Maudra pop out babies for pairs of males to raise because they're all wisewomen/shaman types. Shit, maybe her dads are brothers and the father felt bad that his brother would only be considered her uncle while raising her from an early age. How you explain her younger siblings is another question. Two dads doesn't mean some kind of homosexual agenda, or even any homosexuality at all. Or they're gay, who knows? If it bothers you, there are other ways to interpret it that don't seem like current politics (something the documentary says they wanted to keep out of the show).

How the fuck is Scientist not in S

>the movie spoils season 1!
>it doesn't
>the movie (might) spoil season 2!
what with all the fags on Yea Forums and Yea Forums trying to get people to watch the show first or hold off on the movie entirely?
THE GELFINGS SEEMINGLY DIE OUT, TWO WHO MAY BE THE LAST (JEN AND KIRA) GO ON A QUEST TO FIX THE "DARK CRYSTAL"
this isn't even a movie or show spoiler, it's what you'd see in a trailer or by reading the most bare bones description of the movie from 37 years ago
it's what you find if you just google "dark crystal" instead of "dark crystal age of resistance"
if the show was ruined by this, it'd be a pretty shitty 10 hours of story telling not worthy of all the threads and discussion it's getting

never mind the fact that people aren't using spoiler tags for the show or the movie in these threads anyway, so anons are already potentially spoiled just by being in a place where you can warn them of spoilers

OI BLUD, DREAMFAST WIFF ME

Like what? There's the story of the ur-skeks, and then...? Aughra isn't explained at all, she's just a crazy old woman. The history of the crystal, how the gelfling were wiped out, nothing.

>Mmmmmmmm...yes.

You know it's possible to explain that one thing contains spoilers for another thing without saying it will ruin it, right? It's a fucking FACT that one will offer some spoilers for the other, what the viewer does with that information is their business. I would personally suggest watching the show before the movie, because why wouldn't you? It just makes sense to watch them in chronological order because of the way they're written. The show doesn't assume you have any prior knowledge, so it's fine to watch first.

Chamberlain is not smart like Scientist. Chamberlain is smart like Chamberlain.

why are you so upset and autistic

I'm just saying the movie gives a good idea on what the outcome of the show will be, he can make his decision on how to watch it based on that

it's not a big deal

>'ate Skeksis
>'ate Sifans
>'ate Dousans
>'ate Grottans
>luv Vapra
>luv Stone-in-Wood
>luv brew
>simple as

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Who is best jew bird and and why is it chamberland

>get cucked
>isn't a bitch about it

Hup best boy

Skekis steal the orginal movie and the show even more.
>The main character in the movie is a dull cardboard cutout
>series characters are fleshed out, but skekis are too , and get more screen time, and steal the series

I'd say Hunter but he's less jew and more pissed off Australian man

Because Chamberlain friend to gelfling. Help maintain order, yessss? Keep skekses in control, mmmMMMmmmmm...

HHHjhmmmmHhmmmm

Scrollkeeper is my favorite because I like how he can instantly switch from kindly grandpa bird to shamelessly evil piece of shit and back again without so much as blinking.

SCIENTIST, YOU ARE NOT TO SIT AT THIS TABLE UNTIL I GET MY SEX DOOLLLLL

i like the andy samberg skeksis

>leave protection of the world in the hands of a nigger
>sells it for a VR headset
Shieeeetttt

>and why is it chamberland
I swear the god the VA work is half the reason why, HHHhhmmmMMMmmm.

Simon Pegg stole the fucking show

scientist won't build my massive immortal army I'm literally shaking rn

Honesty nobody gives a fuck about the not #resist potato elves, just make it about skeks and about how you cant neved actually cheat death , they already steal the movie and the series
Why is it the emperor got fucked over more then anybody else?

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Sorry babe, the series belongs to based Deet

That moment of introspection he had in the final episode almost made me feel bad for him

why should i watch this on netflix? it looks like a kids show

because it's kino and worthy of all ages

also it doesn't stop it from being watchable by kids, but there are definitely a lot of things in this show that would scare the absolute fuck out of a child

should i watch the movie first though?

It's not really necessary

>there are definitely a lot of things in this show that would scare the absolute fuck out of a child
I love that they really kept with that 80s Henson sensibility where they don't pull punches just to be extra kid friendly.

The show takes place before the movie and assumes you haven't seen the movie, so everything is explained. Watch the show first, then check out the movie if you want to see how it all began conceptually.

Gelflings are notorious growers though

>WHAT A LUDICROUS SOLICITATION! I HAVE TOILED FOR WHAT FEELS LIKE A TRINE ON OUR LIVES ETERNAL AND OUR UNSTOPPABLE ARMY! WHY NOT GRAB A GELFLING FROM ONE OF OUR DUNGEONS IF YOU ARE SO EAGER!?
>You misunderstand, Scientist. While the shock and recoil a Gelfling feels from all three of my members is truly a sensation beyond your wildest dreams, it is fleeting. The women fail to continue their momentum, the men are unable to survive the first round from their perforated boipussies. It is tiresome and unrewarding. Imagine, if you will, a great machine capable of fulfilling your deepest desires. I refer not to our rejuvenation, but our... "gratification". Think about it: programmed for however you'd like it. Wanked thrice at a time? Fucked thrice at a time? Both at once? Surely a fellow of your talents would appreciate such a marvel of automated engineering? And SURELY it would be a challenge utterly worthy of your valuable talents? That's what I thought. Now get back in the lab you lazy fuck.

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the skeksis are great, but the gelfling have started to grow on me. On episode 6 right now, I hope we get to see more of skekSil.

The movies is kinda shit. The puppetry is cutting edge for its time, but its out done by the series.
The main character is a wooden cardboard cutout [insert chosen one]. The skekis are the only part worth watching, if you want to see what eventually happens to them

you're a fucking treasure

i want to marry brea!

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that's not Brea that's a real female you fucking faggot

I'd tar her pits, if you get what I mean.

I'd rather marry Deet.

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This is no gelfling! CHAMBERLAIN! What is the meaning of this?!

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It's pretty much the skeksil show and they know it

You should get a mirror and watch your asshole crown as you shit on it.

How much did this show cost? The amount of puppets and props is staggering.

a lot less than something made with CGI would have

god damn really? I hope this inspires more puppet/prop shows. or even something where the actors are wearing fullbody outfits like in meet the feebles.

At least 20 bucks

About tree fiddy.

Just a few years ago Dark Crystal was considered a definitive reddit and SJW movie. It's the kind of movie Lindsay Ellis would claim as a GOAT.
What happened to change Yea Forums's opinion?

All of that shit was in your own head.

Imagine if fucking Dark Crystal of all things makes being a filthy power hungry kike into something now considered to be "based"

Nah, Dark Crystal is/was tumblr-core. Right up there with Labyrinth.

I HATE YOUR WHIMPER

We're watching it so we can jerk off to puppets, don't judge.

webm pls

Mark Hamill must've destroyed his throat playing the scientist. It was like the Joker with throat cancer.

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hmmmmMMMMMMMmmm

Im pretty sure all the males fuck the maudra, and then she pops out babies.

What's their power level?

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they look silly

They sang a mountain to death in the comics, creating the castle.

You lack comprehension

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How?

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this scene was so shocking because we know the Skeksis are evil as fuck, but they've only ever been "cartoon" evil as fuck for the most part. Stealing souls, scheming, lying, using slaves, cackling, taking prisoners, etc.

It's kind of unexpected to see them use such blunt violence.

Is this some kind of zoomer meme where they hate on Jim Henson's objectively based works of art?

When did this ever happen?

you're right I don't know how four armed dinosaurs and birds mixing together make humanoids in white robes.

Beautiful

He had enough. A scientist is never appreciated!

you also don't know how a giant crystal can steal souls or keep all life in the world from turning into monsters but you know

Maybe don't watch high fantasy if you're looking for the most air tight explanations

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>I am unequivocally the most abused creature in all of Thra.

IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE

>grottans took "maudra" too literally
dumb cave trolls

Remember, they also just up and left after united even though they destroyed the planet and killed millions.

you're in the club and this guy HMMMMMM's your gf's ass

what do you do?

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TRIAL BY STONE

>ayyyy lmaos on your planet
based

Is it gay for the heretic and the wanderer to be together? Technically they are the same person.

To be fair they also healed Thra after they reunited
I think

I don't care I just want them to be happy bros :3

I'm honored that a Lord of the Crystal would deign to slap my date's ass. Perhaps I would offer it as tribute to my Lord, if it pleases him?

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Doesnt fix the holocaust of the gelflings
Or the gruenaks
Or the arathim
Jesus, how many species did the skeksis holobonga by the end of their thousand year reign?

Yeah, healing the crystal instantly restored the land, they show that in the very next scene during the credits.

>tfw on episode 7 and trying not to watch more for a couple days because there's nothing else I'm looking forward to and want to make it last

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Episode 8 is pretty great

What you don't seem to understand, little zoom zoom is that Henson Company has been cranking out puppet-kino forever even if tumblirinas glorified David Bowie.

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ESSEEEEEEEEEEEEEENCE!

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Watch them all now and then watch the show again.

I can't be I'm reading a dark crystal thread on Yea Forums. I rarely saw the movie discussed here. It seemed mostly forgotten by younger people.
I didn't even know this was coming out. It's been a nice surprise, revisiting a place I hadn't thought about in years.

This, except this time do it tripping balls.

the archer and the hunter are great, this scene was awesome.

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If it helps, I binged it all the way through the first time and the series held up great (If not better) on a nice and casual rewatch. This series has LotR tier rewatchability honestly.

They probably figured they had done enough harm by that point and the best thing they could do to help was just fuck off and get out of the way so the crystal could do its thing and heal the world. Most of the real harm the skeksis did was a result of their efforts to linger on and cling to life, so sticking around even longer wouldn't have been a good look for the newly reunited urskeks.

ironic posts

I actually like this movie. But I will not budge on the notion that only a few short years ago this film was considered something tumblrinas worshipped and therefore haram on Yea Forums.

HAKSKEEGAA!

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How do I get an asian gf guys?

>I rarely saw the movie discussed here
That's because you're a tourist.

i think she's supposed to be a niggelfing
for example, gamora looks asian with green skin but she's black

>if I have to stab through a crowd of Gelflings to defend myself, it's 2 am, it's a self-defense situation

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THOSE ARE ANTI-SEMITIC LIES.
THERE IS NO CONSPIRACY.
WHAT ARE YOU? ALT-RIGHT?!?

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how did seladon beat fara in the flying race?

But you must believe me!
They control the narrative!
I do not spread a sickness, I merely spread the red-pill!

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by not giving a fuck and chokeslamming the bitch

There was no Trial By Air. Seladon just bodied her.

IT KNOWS!
SHUT IT DOWN!

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she decided fuck that and just bodied fara.

Just because they're a hook-nosed race of selfish information manipulators who, despite being a small percentage of the population, pull strings as puppet masters, it doesn't...OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

>b-but I was a good gelfling!

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>another day
>still no deet gf
i don't know how much longer I can go on bros...

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A GOOD GOY BUT A GOY NONE THE LESS...

They probably genocided most of the planet.
Once there were no more potato elves to drink, they move on to the next race that will suffice.