ATTENTION ALL PATRONS OF THE KINOPLEX. THIS IS YOUR USHER ROBERT AND I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE BEFORE THE START OF THE FILM
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT A SINGLES TICKET WAS INADVERTENTLY SOLD TO THIS SHOWING. PLEASE LOOK TO YOUR LEFT AND RIGHT AND POINT OUT THE SINGLE THEATERGOER SO THEY CAN BE ESCORTED OUT BY SECURITY
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION THIS WILL BE OVER SOON AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS SHOWING OF "JOKER"
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*starts shooting*
No, Robert, you were supposed to cover for me
Naw it's not me. My date just went out to the... bathroom, she will be back soon.
Dude, not cool, robert is honorary
The ushers a... Nigger?
What job did you imagine them doing? Rocket science? Chemical engineer?
*start sweating nervously and ask the elderly couple next to me to pretend i'm their autistic son*
Robert you forgot your training. You’re supposed to tell the theatre about the Kevlar vests under their seats