>"Hm? Sỏyjak just shared a video."
>"I don’t get it, it’s just a car driving down a-"
"Hm? Sỏyjak just shared a video."
>Haha, he got me. I love a good jump scare, it gets the blood flowing.
Simply based
>soijak sharing a jumpscare/screamer
immersion ruined
He just wanted to take revenge for mocking bone chilling horror
>NOOOO NOT A JUMP SCARE! I ONLY LIKE SLOW BURN ATMOSPHERIC BONE CHILLING SUSPENSEFUL THRILLERS!
>Thinkpad laptop
Truly a man of taste
based /g/ poster
>wow did you see those optical illusions on eBaums World? Haha based!
The gigachad is the best current imageboard meme - it's actually idealizing and pursuing something rather than lampooning or despairing - as is the case with Wojak, Apu, etc. I'm proud of you fags.
What technique he uses to not crush the laptop? I dont think even Thinkpads could contain his weight.
Are the newer lenovo thinkpads good?
He floats through sheer willpower
>Why yes, i am being abducted by aliens, how could you tell?
If you don't mind chinese spyware, sure.
>Why yes, I am trying to shove my head into this jar, how could you tell?
Actually according to the original pronounciation that "Y" is redundant as "Sojak" is already pronounced as "Basedak" but I guess the meme is mostly used by Anglophones so it got lost in translation.
and "wo" should be read as "vo
they are still the best laptops unless you're a faggot that needs osx
Tremendous post. So many layers. I love it.
Apu is mostly a plea for empathy, personaly never seen it used in a negativev way.
big dick energy
Voyack
That's because each meme mirrors it's poster to an extent. But I digress.
He's trying to prove his argument through examples.
there's nothing aspirational about the gigachad meme, it's complacent, basically saying "everything I like is amazing and I'm amazing for liking it"
I'd normally agree but Chad posters just happen to be right 99% of the time.
>AAAAAAAA SOIJACK HELP ME
this