New Star Wars Leak

Hey guys, industry insider here. Can't say my name for legal reasons but it rhymes with Smeorge Shmucas. I'm George Lucas. Anyway, because I hate JJ Abrams I'm going to post the leaks here. I can afford all the legal fees so it's fine.

Basically, the movie sucks. At the end of the movie Kylo Ren gets shot in the chest by a force gun, that shoots bullets made out of midichlorians. He bleeds out on the ground while Rey, Finn, Poe, Salacious Crumb, and a poorly done CGI Carrie Fisher dab and do Fortnite dances around his corpse. Suddenly, our heroes start to turn to dust and you hear Thanos laughing in the background.

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pic is me irl with my sister when we were teens

Me on the left

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tits or gtfo

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Like what if I got in the middle of them and just stood there. Wouldn't that be just crazy ha ha?

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It'd probably hurt your onions bones tbf.

Same but replace left tits with my dick.
yes my sister gave me a titjob

god I wish this was real

wish I could fill my mouth with titty

>Smeorge Shmucas
top poster

Holy based

Is it possible for what looks like high schoolers to have breasts this large?

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what a fuckin cucktard nice try jew.

Can't say my name for legal reasons but it rhymes with Smeorge Shmucas. I'm George Lucas.
I don't know why that made me laugh, but it did. Well done user.

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THIS IS AN /m/ MEME KNOWN AS SYMMETRICAL DOCKING

META AF

Yes but it requires the right genes and a diet heavy in meats and fish.

HORMONES IN THE DAIRY PRODUCTS

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Well no, meats and fish rich diets raise testoerone levels. In women with healthy hormonal levels, that means their body will compensate by converting it to estrogen instead.
There's a reason why Eastern European and Scandinavian women have the world's largest average breast sizes, and genes only play a part of it.