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AHEM...

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FUCK THE ALL-MAUDRA

Is Hop the single greatest fantasy character of all time?

I believe it's Hup

>tfw no tight little 1000 year-old twinksis to suck gelflings with

I'm convinced that's not his name, it's just something he exclaimed and Deet thought it was his actual name.

hmmhmhmmmmmmMMmmhmm

What do you guys think of chamberlain?

POP

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what's your opinion on green gelflings?

BASED AND ESSENCE-PILLED

THEY ARE FOR HAND HOLDING AND CUDDLING ONLY

ENOUGH OF YOUR INCESSANT WHINING!

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AHEMmmmm
Fuck Gelfling and fuck General!

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hhhhhmmMMMMMMmmmmm

Bjork confirmed for Grottan

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not attracted to gelfling even slightly. clothed, theyre repulsive looking

when I imagine them naked I just start getting a gag reflex

Tier list

>top tier
Chamberlain, the hunter, the emperor, the scientist,the heretic,

Mid tier
>deet, princess, all Modra,


Shit tier
>Riyan, hup, the general, princess's sisters, Mystics, spiders, gimp slaves, rest of the skeksis, all minor characters


These are facts

Based

Skeksis are Gelfling's greatest allies!

WORDS, WORDS, WORDS. NOW IS THE TIME FOR GELFLING FUCKING, CHAMBERLAIN!

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POP

Mmmm cadbury creme eggs

>LEWD

>likes hunter
>shits on mystics

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Perhaps you should stop imagining you're blowing me.

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hmhmhmhmhmhm posting era IS FOREVER!!!!

I'm inclined to agree, he just had too much spaghetti to correct her.

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....... No!

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Mystics are boring trash

Honestly hmmmmm posting is the only thing on this board that I'm literally coming to this board Hong to see. It's the only good meme this board has produced in a long time

>No ID? No party
>ID. Not IDeet.

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hmmmmmmm EMPROR SAYS FUCK NIGGERS, YES?

"My bad"

No! No! Chamberlain friend, yes? Share similar ethnic circumstances with Skeksi shoah and African slave trade?

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>TRIAL BY LEAD MOTHERFUCKER MMMMMHHHHHMMMMMMMMM

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Why does Chamberlain speak like a retard? Does he actually have brain damage?

He is absolutely based.

he takes that pulling thumb off gag to a new level

>skeksis make up 1% of the population of Thra, but control 99% of the dark crystal
???

Based champerlin baby talking to the retards.

this

he has really smart things to say, and he'll out argue you using the most simple and easy to understand words and sentences so that you both understand what he said and know that he just destroyed you

so did he just roll a natural 1 when he tried sweet talking those gelflings in that village, and they started throwing shit balls at him?

he came in demanding food not knowing that they knew what the Skeks were up to and not ready to make any arguments, and the Stone clan was already prepared to ignore anything he had to say

Surprised they didn't all run out and shank him to death

mmmmMMmmMmMMm??? hmm? yeessss?
why? why you post? you need to post yes? seflish gelfling

>showering benevolent Lord with delicious peachberries
>thinks it's an uprising

Half of them speak like retards, it's because their minds are broken canonically.
>also, my fucking god the goddamn captchas are something else tonight

I require more dark crystal memes.

be careful what you wish for
the official dark crystal website has a place where their community can make and post "memes"
darkcrystal.com/create/?type=meme

be careful what you wish for, user
the official dark crystal website has a place where their community can make and post "memes"
darkcrystal.com/create/?type=meme

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>Built in meme maker.
We got work to do bois.