Why were there so many boring space movies this decade?

>implying you've seen all of them
LMAO

enough with space i want my hard sci fi deep sea exploration kino. and no stupid alien cities or giant squid bullshit either

spacekino is slow

>not subterranean exploration

I don't entirely disagree with your thesis that there were a lot of boring space movies this decade. I just feel as though including biopic "First Man" in a list of fiction labels you as a mindless dumbass.

NASA and the freemasons have got to keep perpetuating the bullshit, even in the movies.
Deep down. that's why you realise it's not entertainment.

SPACESHIT IS BASED AND YOUR A GAY

ALL THEATER MOVIES DONT COMPLAIN IF YOU WATCHED IT ON YOUR PHONE ZOOMER SCUM

Don't forget Annihilation. Although I did enjoy Interstellar.

>interstellar was trash. nolan just remade 2001 for retards
This. Kubrick would've laughed Nolan out of the premiere.

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First man was edge of your seat when the spin part begins.

Because there’s literally nothing interesting in space.

What’s even the point of going into space? To waste millions of dollars?

>be spaced
>be based

Arrival was pretty good, despite the dippy writing around the Chinese general which is it's only real week spot, if you found it boring you're probably a dipshit zoomer who can't spend 30 seconds without finger fucking his phone

Annihilation wasn't in space

>The Force Awakens
>The Last Jedi
>Solo
>Rogue One
>Jupiter Ascending

Space movies are going to get worse, they're even Black Swanning them now

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Because when retards claim to like sci-fi it's really code for "i need big bad monster in my sci fi or else its poopy movie me retarded"

It has nothing to do with Hollywood. It's more that space is over and everyone knows it.

THAT ONES JUST ABOUT WOMEN BEING UNSTABLE AND TO NEVER GIVE THEM RESPONSIBILITY AND DEFINITELY NOT LEADERSHIP

THE PATRIARCHY REIGNS SUPREME FOR A REASON

To mine asteroids for precious metals. Everything else is theatrics to get goyim excited when most can't afford a weekend vacation let alone a cross country adventure. Read Philip K Dick or watch Screamers.

kino haircut

that movie's going to be great, noah hawley has a great eye for visuals

I'm glad this is being released in theaters because no way it makes $30 million, forcing Portman into capeshit hell for a decade as she grows crazier and more publicly bitchy. She looks like Brie at 50 and Brie hit wall and went similarly wacko.

Buzz is it's shit.

The biggest reason for this is simply some thing in film can only be done "for the first time" once. Every time someone tries to re-interpret or "pay homage" to that first masterpiece, it will inevitably feel tired, no matter had hard the director tried to deliver a "fresh take". It's Charlie Chaplin all over again.

YOOO AD ASTRA'S GOT OUR BOY JAMIE KENNEDY IT'S GOTTA B GOOD

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The wife shit drags it down

>armstrong about to die in space
>nah, here's claire foy struggling to control her son and then strutting around being a buzzkill

I predict it will be Mozambique

What does Buzz know about movies, he was in Transformers

Every filmmaker is, especially nolan

APPARENTLY THE FIRST AD ASTRA CUT HAD NO WOMEN AKA BASED

THEN THEY FORCED JAMES GRAY TO SHOOT WOMEN SCENES OTHERWISE DAS SEXIS LMAO

it reflects the growing recognition in academic philosophy that existential risk is the most important thing, which necessarily means sustainable space colonization in order to ensure humanity is robust to local population losses. the Effective Altruism movement's success at convincing rich techies and policy internet people of its values and ideas is increasingly reflected in elite circles, which in turn is filtering into Hollywood.

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Interstellar gets worse every time I watch it. The emotional notes still work but everything about the plot is pants on head retarded.

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Sunshine

WHAT ALTRUISM

ELON JUST WANTS TO CREATE A WHITE PLANET ON MARS

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What do /pol/ and Yea Forums generally like Space Force when it's just a laundering scheme for blackops that have zero to do with manned space dominance and exploration? I'm guessing most of these movies were greenlit because the US gov wanted boost tax money toward these projects.

Also, not a single billionaire in the world can create a viable moon mission with billions in grants. Israel and India both failed this year to land a rover on the moon. Occam's Razor says the moon landings were not successful if they were attempted at all. The only good argument is that if that is true, then China, Putin or a non-state actor would have leaked the truth by now.

Arrival > The Martian > Interstellar > Gravity

Haven't seen the last two.

>friend decides to become astrophysicist
>constantly goes off on dull rants about space now
>tfw too nice to tell him how uninteresting that shit is
fuck space

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>yfw we are the universe telling ourselves to fuck off

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Unironically the best scifi film for a long time.
Its the chinese version of armageddon (1998)

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I watch Stan Brakhage with apt interest, and Arrival was boring fucking horse shit, fuck yourself you fucking faggot.

>"This is the biggest film since the silent era" - Nolan on Interstellar

the martian was so much more interesting than interstellar, which i wish hadn't had left a bad taste im my mouth so i would've seen the martian in imax

JESSICA CHASTAIN IS A DUMB FEMINIST AND THE MARTIAN IS FULL REDDIT YAY SCIENCE

fuck he is so hot. im not gay or anything like that brad pitt really pushes all the right bottoms for me

that doesn't make that much a diff to me cause isn't every new movie made by turbojews and full of made up science?
if anything, the dumb nigger that saves everyone ruined it for me
imagine having your bed under a chalk board, and explaining your "plan" to the directors as if they were kindergardeners
it was clearly for the NA audience but it kind of ruins the movie(still better than interstellar)

Hello capeshit nigger

NOWHERE NEAR BETTER THAN INTERSTELLAR, LET ALONE INTERSTELLAR 70MM FILM IMAX
THE MARTIAN WAS LIKE A MADE FOR TV MOVIE COMPARED TO INTERSTELLAR

I SAW BOTH IN IMAX AND THE MARTIAN WAS A JOKE

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might give interstellar a rewatch when my oled comes in

>Arrival
>space movie
these niggas never even go to space

Interstellar sucked and so do the Marvel/Nu Wars films Op enjoys.

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Interstellar is overrated trash

Why do zoomers have literally no interest in space at all? Literally just an entire generation of mutts content to live in a 5x5m "apartment" and watch twitch streams all day

What the fuck is this propaganda? Zoomers love space. Nasa is a goddamn fashion brand now. It's conservative boomers who don't care about space.

Because we've seen all we need to and some tiny rock fragment on the moon isn't going to impact my life.

is it good?

PAY ATTENTION BRAINLETS

youtube.com/watch?v=wKiIroiCvZ0

Bro its worse than you think. But hey, at least the Chinese will get to travel the galaxy, and the American kids can vlog about it.

businessinsider.com/american-kids-youtube-star-astronauts-survey-2019-7

Arrival* > First Man > Interstellar > Gravity > The Martian

The Martian really suffers on rewatch. Nothing ever really happens other than the Mars storm which has been thoroughly debunked. Gravity at least has some interesting cinematography compared to The Martian.

Arrival is not a space movie.

There is a key difference in that there aren't as many chinese vloggers flaunting their extreme wealth while Americans have guys like MrBeast who literally just give people hundreds of thousands of dollars at random.

A good film is good regardless of the medium, brainlet

>Why were there so many boring space movies this decade?

Likely there were some sort of NASA funds allocated to Hollywood to subsidize these similar to how they made Zero Dark Thirty with CIA money.

Either that or old boomer movie producers thinking 5 years ahead thought everyone would give a shit about the 50th anniversary of the moon landing.

Also saw Ad Astra trailer before OUATIH and it appears to be
>I'll make my own earth but with hookers, and blackjack

Ehh i dont buy that, and even so, its barely a reason. There has always been people who cling to vapid celebrity, this is the first generation where more than a quarter of the population wants to be a celebrity. Kids be fucked yo.

When he was already one upped almost 50 years ago

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Space movie without alien monsters = boring

100% not true

That's why shit like aspect ratio is changed up all the time

>Funny no country made an actual moonbase yet.

that's because anyone who could have gotten there agreed in the 60s and 70s not to mine the moon, not to claim the moon as their territory, and not to use the moon as a military base.

So that kind of ties there hands on what to do there other than to throw moon dust at each other and hit golf balls.

WHAT MAKES A FILM "GOOD" PEABRAIN

>we could've had mars colonies by now if it wasn't for cucked scientists and politicians harping on about being anti-colonialism

Dog bless mr show

youtube.com/watch?v=GTJ3LIA5LmA

Not that guy but cinematic image juxtapositions, tonality reference, rhythm, 4th dimensional breaking, audience mockery, Dutch angle, mystical implications, character depth, believality, chromatic display, cinematography

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Hahaha what the fuck is this, you are completely wrong and sound like a buttmad zoomutt redditard in denial

This kinda. The only worthwhile movies on the list are interstellar, arrival and ad astra for this very reason. Space movies need something remotely cerebral and not just be a survival film set in space which is what gravity and the martian are. Prometheus and alien covenant should be on the list too

>Nasa is a goddamn fashion brand now
NASA paraphernalia has been around long before zoomers you fucking underage retard, but the fact that all you can identify as being pro space is you saw a teenager wear a NASA t shirt once doesnt help your cause

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>no Prometheus
Passengers too even though it was fucking terrible. Arrival isn't a space film either

That like one every 2 years. We kinda need more space kino, itsnone of the few genres that I find watchable

Meant for

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High Life
Proxima
Lucy in the Sky

>t. low IQ nig
>but dey be starving peepo in africa yo, giv dem yo money insted cracker
(forget 1 billion population increase in 75 years and projection of 4 billion by 2100 so long as whitey keeps feeding them)

>High Life
YUROFAG SHITSHOW

INTERSTELLAR CROSSED WITH NYMPHOMANIAC

CLAIRE DENIS APING VON TRIER, TOTAL HACKERY

>Proxima
Will Eva Green get her tits out in space?

pleb filtered

NAME 1 (ONE) TIME EVA GREEN HAS NOT GOTTEN HER TITS OUT

Ad Astra isn’t out yet. You’re either trolling or a braindead pleb with shit taste.

Space sci-fi has gotten so stale and boring. We never see new space opera type shit anymore, star shit is the only thing left and it's disneyfied and worthless.

you're an out of touch boomer, NASA was on shirts and shit whatever but it was never NEARLY as popular as it is now

It's the teens who want to defund NASA

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it got recut and reshot to hell and back. disney cucked gray and brad pretty hard

What's that retardedly epic Chinese space one?

What is this?

2001

>visual effects are the only thing that matters

The Martian was nothing special, but atleast it didn't try too hard to be larger than life. Interstellar has embarassingly lofty aspirations to be something else than what it became.

>Haven't seen Ad Astra
Probably because it's not out

Vidya is unironically >> space. Why would u want to be an astronaut now? It's like training to have sex and you only get a sex doll.

Because it had nothing to work off in reality. Just the ISS and a vague hope one day we might get back to the moon and Mars.

Now we’re moving into an age of the US and China racing for moon and asteroid mining and National Space Forces and private ventures going to the moon and Mars with plans to settle more concrete than NASA has had plans to go at all for 40 years. Hollywoods scifi vision will equally improve.

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Because the Space Program got sidelined for the War on Terror before they were born. The Shuttle retired with no public knowledge replacement and getting any news or insight on the industry from news outlets has been impossible for 10 years +.

This is unironically what europoors started screaming when they were left behind on earth

Like what?

Wandering Earth

anyone seen Aniara

Elysium is the closest I've seen to a realized future just outside our time. Movie was hackneyed, but the concept and prediction is accurate.

Literally escapism. Humans are destroying themselves on Earth. They believe if they obsess enough about leaving the planet, they will be allowed to.

You will not.

My country just made a space force. Space is just beginning if you aren't a brainlet poo in loo nigger.

Actually it's because it sucked.

*blocks your path

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Now, what's actually going to happen is the overconsumption of resources mostly by WHITES will lead to the destruction of most of the biosphere and the human species, including whites. Whites will believe they can escape to another planet, but what will actually happen is a bunch of capitalists will be too concerned with capitalizing on the disaster to make money and both unintentionally and intentionally sabotage all efforts to leave the planet and colonize another world. And mind you, if you had any chance whatsoever of doing any of this, you should have began CENTURIES ago.

this

Its so fucking funny people think humans ACTUALLY LITERALLY set foot on the moon

No...
Billions!

>Israel and India both failed this year to land a rover on the moon.
They both used drones and not actual pilots....big difference. Armstrong would have crashed into "boulders the size of cars" if he wasn't piloting the craft personally.

Whites are literally the most delusional race in human history. You're not going to do to Mars what you couldn't be bothered to do on Earth.

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caught this little gem the other day

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All of those leave at least a bit of impression when seen on the big cinema screen. Watching yify rips doesn't do them justice.

It's the only way to get military funding for a movie without it being a war movie.

It's a decade without traits, a prerequisite for Sci-fi

all unwatchable

Lack of fascination for the boundaries of known universe is an evident symptom of decadence
depending of the era it can be any uncharted territory/sea/continent, cathay, the far west, the sky, the moon, mars...

capeshitter

Arrival is ok
Interstellar is kino
Gravity is trash
The Martian is trash
First Man is probably good
Ad Astra looks like trash

Lmao if you think landing a drone on the moon in 2019 is more difficult than whatever aluminium box Armstrong supposedly landed in. We didn't go to the moon.

It's a good thing that we do these things on our home planet instead and ruin the unique and irreplaceable environment that we've been blessed with. Good plan.

Sweetie...It's been proven that we did. Anyone with a telescope can see for themselves.

>Interstellar is kino
You have insanely shit taste.

tell me how

THE INSANELY SHIT IS (You)

INTERSTELLAR IS PURE FILMCRAFT AND AMONG THE GREATEST THEATER EXPERIENCES OF ALL TIME

FOREST FOR THE TREES YOU INTOLERABLE NITPICKING AUTISTS

Point your telescope at the white glowy thing in the sky at night and follow the aura of freedom as it gets stronger.

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>pretty images good

Nah I can just form my own opinion and don't let a group of ironically unironic morons make me think a good film is bad because le funny memes posted to exhaustion by mentally 12 year old spastics.

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Tripfags really are niggers

>juxtapositions, tonality reference, rhythm, 4th dimensional breaking, audience mockery, Dutch angle, mystical implications
surely bait

this. all American sci-fi cinema stems from Solaris. The sound design, the set design, the vocabulary and jargon, even Kelvins fucking outfit was completely ripped off for Han Solo in Star Wars, to the point of it being a fucking lawsuit case.

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