How is it after 32 years this is still the best stand-up ever performed?

Eddie Murphy sucks except the fart scenes in Nutty Professor and Daddy Daycare

MJ and prince were gay as fuck though

black privilege

>remember the bit where he said MJ was probably a faggot and everybody laughed

only in prison

What did think when his brother broke Rick James' legs for ruining his couch?

because he knew he could pull it off and look at it today. memorable special not just for its material but also for the way he looked.

Yeah it was a pretty gay generation user, sorry we did that.

Prince fucked women while MJ fucked little boys

>was alive in the 80s

What's it like? Being old?

He really thinks he's going to do standup again. How delusional.

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witnessed

Eddie was on the top of the world
youtu.be/iWa-6g-TbgI

Well if you must ask, based digits, it was a time when White people still ruled the world and we fancied the idea of niggers being uppity. Women were uppity as well and we embraced it like extra cheese on pizza. At first we thought it was kitschy fun and it was something 'different' so we were all having fun defining ourselves and to make the story short shit got out of hand.

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Trans aren’t futa. Cringe

Because trannies actually know how to ACT feminine, which few actual women do anymore.

How did you let it get so bad?

Lots of heroin during the 90s, a lot of us let the niggers and kikes dance on our graves.

you ever kick in a fucking door?

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literally the Mike Tyson of stand up. the dude was world champ at 19

>What's it like? Being old?

cant get drunk and still go to work (unless you are an everyday alchoholic)

what used to be one day injuries take weeks to heal

your dick doesnt work as good

split second reactions/decisions get way more difficult

becomes ridiculously easy to get a 10/10 beautiful young woman but you probably dont want the majority of them because youve developed really specific fetishes over the years

you really enjoy watching "young" people shit on old people because you get to watch them get old. Young ppl think 10 years is a long time but 10-15 years is like a blink of an eye to an oldfag

thats about it really

oh and you have to wash your hands like all the time or you catch something

Cocaine

LOL no the fuck they don’t

This.

Never tried the stuff.

Delirious is inferior to Raw.

oh yeah, also, your scrotum skin gets pinched in the flap on your underwear all the time.

I bet that felt good, he has those big ass pillow sucking lips.

I see what he means, trannies must act as what they think a fenale should act to keep any vhance of fooling anyone

you think that's good, you need to watch Bill Cosby: Himself

One of my favorite parts of raw
youtu.be/Cq8nUyO-0SY

You were all high on crack. I don't blame you, I blame the drugs

HIS UMFUFU BIT IS HILARIOUS

GET YOU A ZEBRA BITCH
BUCK ASS NAKED RIDING A ZEBRA LMAO

EDDDDDDIE I WANT HALF!

And they never DO fool anyone

>HEY DID YALL EVER SEE A FAGGOT?
>(audience erupts into laughter)
>(eddie vamps for an hour)

Is this an accurate portrayal of italians?
youtube.com/watch?v=YMqMKxJJYvY

HELLO MALE
I LIKE SHOPPING AND SPORTS ARE STUPID
I WONDER WHAT TAMPON BRAND IS THE BEST FOR US GIRLS

>what have you done for me lately?

i can't believe he wore leather suits under those hot lights. his performances are even better considering how hot and uncomfortable he must have been

>italians act like niggers
100000% true

that's all true aside from the 10/10 thing. that's pure fantasy unless you're rich af and look like brad pitt.

>you're rich af and look like brad pitt.

nah, you can still do it if you are sort of rich and sort of decent looking

This, that guy's fucking talking out of his smelly asshole.

yeah but the caliber of woman are usually roasties who have a kid or two and finally want to settle down after they're all stretched out

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jfc party pooper

I like Eddie Murphy. He's one of the greatest comedians of all time. But seriously though, fuck his new special. And no, I don't think he should be "cancelled." I think he should stop attacking disenfranchised people that are in less fortunate circumstances than himself just because he thinks they're different. He knows better. But hey, controversy sells, so fuck me, right? People like me, the "triggered SJW baby safezone snowflakes" blah blahs or whatever they're calling "people who try not to act like dicks," we're the butt of the joke, right? So laugh at me all you want.

But forget words for a second and let's talk numbers.

When it comes to discrimination, transgendered people have it the absolute worst, especially black transgender people (numbers provided by UCLA and the Williams Institute):

Family chose not to speak/spend time with them: 57%

Harassed or bullied at school (any level): 50-54%

Experienced discrimination or harassment at work: 50-59%

Doctor or health care provider refused to treat them: 60%

Suffered physical or sexual violence: — At work: 64-65% — At school (any level): 63-78%

Disrespected or harassed by law enforcement officers: 57-61%

Suffered physical or sexual violence: By law enforcement officers: 60-70%

Experienced homelessness: 69%

Suicide attempts among trans men (46%) and trans women (42%) were slightly higher than the full sample (41%)

These numbers are not an accident. They are a direct result of our culture of intolerance towards the trans community.

I have seen, first hand, how this prejudice leads to trans children killing themselves. A trans girl in my high school killed herself a week before her 17th birthday, and you're lying if you don't think jokes about her being trans aren't what pushed her over the edge. This shit isn't funny. It isn't a joke. It isn't a game.

Trans lives matter.

Dave Attell Skanks for the Memories is best stand up

rednecks of comedy are goat
jew comics fear them

imagine being so triggered that your entire worldview is shattered if everybody in your vicinity doesn't emphatically agree that it's a great idea to cut your penis off.

>emphatically agree that it's a great idea to cut your penis off.

just the tip

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